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    #166142
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,848 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    its like finding a wodge of cash on a bus in fingerless thats not yours

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #166143
    8mv
    Registered Users Posts: 411 ✭✭8mv


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202079#Comment_122202079

    TBH it sounds like they all ordered shite from Littlewoods, or whatever it's called these days - seems to me the supplier fucked up - Fastway delivered the packages to the correct addresses - that's all they can do…they don't label the boxes themselves



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    #166144
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    this parcel stuff is the sort of obscure irrelevant shite that Joe love to wallow in Monday to froydays… wot did she order?… clothing joe… “wot sort of clothing cawlur”… lingerie Joe , crotch less panties and suspenders….



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    #166145
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: I'm doing a rubiks cube backwards.

    Speaking as a Rubiks cube fan, doing it backwards is the easy way to try solving it. But no-one on this worduld believes Joe has read a line of Kafka or ever moved a block on a rubiks cube.



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    #166146
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,276 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Are all the orders from the same company?



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    #166147
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,323 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Corporate bullshit from Fastway… yeah, I believe it.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #166148
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202094#Comment_122202094

    Pricks come in many different shapes, sizes and flavour.



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    #166149
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202076#Comment_122202076

    wot colour woz it cawlur….



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    #166150
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,323 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    WTF is a 'colourdey jacket'?

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #166151
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,186 ✭✭✭Tow


    These people are all ordering fake jerseys from China. I am more concerned dat de Revenue have not intercepted them, so to speak.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #166152
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,103 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    This is like one of those chronically crap puzzles you'd see in Irelands Own or the school magazine ,Siamsa

    • What did Michael order?
    • What electrical stuff did Elena order and what voltage were they?
    • What jewellery did Emmy order?
    • What jerseys did Declan get?

    €360,000 per year to listen to pass the parcel with Postman Ballyer



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    #166153
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Hole blown in the Fastway statement now.



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    #166154
    littlevillage
    Registered Users Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Joe hoping that at least one parcel has an urn of ashes or some other grim stuff like a Rhino horn or something



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    #166155
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,276 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    FastWay pulling a FastWan.



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    #166156
    sligeach
    Registered Users Posts: 17,029 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    "The colouredy jacket".

    Joe has said this numerous times now. Atrocious grammar.



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    #166157
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,124 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Get your transistor radios



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    #166158
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    “Joe, my cannabis seeds went to the parish priest, and my bouncing bunny went to the posh lady upstairs and the box of blue pills went to the elderly man on the top floor”:



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    #166159
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    joe wanted a transister radio? What station does listen to?



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    #166160
    mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭mountain


    Duffy having a great laugh at the human errors of courier company.

    Let’s have a programme about the incompetence at RTE



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    #166161
    Furze99
    Registered Users Posts: 10,986 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    The 'Final Mile' carrier!!!!!!!!! I don't know how many times they promised that they had attempted to deliver when they hadn't been in an asses roar of the addresses.

    Getting stuff delivered here, same experience and when they eventually turn up, it's left sitting on the driveway in battered packaging. The problem with 'Fastway' is that they don't have a fleet of delivery vans as far as I can see and try to rely on a loose network of local lads likely doing nixers. They likely work better in urban areas.



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    #166162
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,409 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202137#Comment_122202137

    i have tracked down packages from them using da cccccctv , they would confirm delivered, but rather than driving in the open gate into the wurk yard, they feck the packages into the closest bush they could find



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    #166163
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,848 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe shopping in Zara, Joe unlikely to find any clothes in his size

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #166164
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,186 ✭✭✭Tow


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202126#Comment_122202126

    I am not an expert on such things. However, Recode (former of this parish) is I believe a self proclaimed expert on de various shape and sizes of pricks.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #166165
    sligeach
    Registered Users Posts: 17,029 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202131#Comment_122202131

    Speaking of Ireland's Own. I snapped this shot yesterday.

    IMG_20240529_153940.jpg

    "The Ballyfermot woman with the extraordinary voice talks about going from checkout operator to stardom and beyond"

    Stardom? And beyond? 🤣 FFS!



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    #166166
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,276 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Should they recall every copy of the Oirish Toymes? 🤔



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    #166167
    johnbarrett35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    Down cast mudder on line 3



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    #166168
    littlevillage
    Registered Users Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202100#Comment_122202100

    Looks like it will be a long lonely weekend in Littlevillage 😢



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    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,409 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    wait until these people have some real problems. the aunt would want to get a grip on herself. WTF business is it of the aunt anyway



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    #166170
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭archfi


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202169#Comment_122202169

    €3.20 for Ireland's Own!

    The country's gone to pot!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #166171
    mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭mountain


    Duffy yet again drawing attention to things, That don’t need attention



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