Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

What annoys me is people on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown picking two large numbers, thinking that makes it easier. It doesn't!!

One large number to get you to the vicinity of the answer, and then you've an extra number to use to complete the surgical strike. Two large means more ways of getting to the bigger number (and wasting time) but fewer ways of being exact with your final answer.

Not that I've ever thought about it much…

I’m pretty sure today’s Chase is a repeat . There’s a Limerick woman on and I think I remember her name . Irish spelling of Barbra

the amount of ads for death plans, cremations, funerals and associated cover is ridiculous…. They usually have some older person featured who has a really fake delighted expression akin to… “ ohhh isn’t this nice, I really can’t wait to be dead now “…..

Yeah , when I go I want a band , and plenty of drink at my wake . I’ve worked and paid and raised the little eejits so I want a send off !

Trying to figure out which bastards to vote for.

Just seems to be grey old men, people I've never heard of and possible/actual fascists.

There should be a summary (not written by themselves) of what they've done to deserve a vote to help me decide.

I wont be around on election day and it's slightly annoying me, you should be able to get a postal vote by request.

Politics is showbiz for ugly people. Not many lookers.

Obviously by people not voting for whoever they think is most attractive. Hence the suggestion above!

Better the devil you know?

I live beside a nice well looked after green area.

The grass has been let grow about a foot high, but they've cut large sections , so kids have a play area and wildlife have a play area...win/win

Walking though it today and right in the middle of the cut area is a massive turd.

I swear to god I'm one step away from (if I ever found out whose dog it is) smearing their hall door/car handles with it!

Maybe that will learn them.... ignorant arseholes!!

If my corpse is pulled to the church by anything less than four elephants, your asses are getting haunted.

TA that im having a bank holiday Friday half day from work pint in a beautiful peaceful riverfront bar, really mellow music playing, bubbling river and birdies singing. Aaah. Unfortunately there are three acTORs a couple of tables up, and every now and then one of them randomly sings a word or four in their conversation, really really loudly, like theyre on stage.

They seem to think they're simply amazing. Nobody else does. I'm hoping they fall into the river.

I'm standing on a gas drum painting outside and the Google Street View car drives by!

I took today off work, and cutting the grass was the one thing that I intended to do.

But I convinced myself that I should trim the hedge first, so the lawnmower would collect the hedge trimmings.

Then I remembered that I bought some sort of trimmer/pruner from Lidl a while ago which I hadn't opened, so this would be a perfect time to use it.

After putting the various bits together, I tried it out on the hedge, but it's more of a chainsaw/pruner that a trimmer so it wasn't suitable.

So I'm trivially annoyed that I still haven't cut the grass or trimmer the hedge, and am currently watching something I recorded on telly earlier in the week.

The eternal procrastinator!! 😕😄

I see plenty of them in cow sheds in my travels, as parties seem to be ignoring their messages, you prob safe enough and if you get into trouble you can play the green card.

Stupid weather alerts on my laptop, the sun is splitting the ground outside, a fantastic day and I'm getting a weather alert that there's rain on Monday, don't spoil my basking in the sunshine with this news. 😄

When you can see someone's big, greasy head-mark on the bus window 🤮

Stuck behind a guy in traffic that I can see in his sideview mirror and for about 10 minutes he has being rooting at his nostril.

Just because you're in a car doesn't mean you are invisible ya f***ing neanderthal.

I see a family enjoying these drinks in stupid looking red and blue single use plastic containers with straws. We are truly fcuked as a species if we can't stop producing and buying this unnecessary shìt. They don't look like they hold all that much drink either.