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    #9662
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,399 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    BY, they say that those kind of 'discharges' are the most difficult to deal with as the tend to get stuck on any corners.

    The preferred 'discharge' is a loose load kinda like scrambled eggs, breaks up at impact and the following scuds will escort it to the 'big pipe'.

    Hard rigid boluses are the bane of high floor pipework.



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    #9663
    Bobson Dugnutt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Bobson Dugnutt


    IMG_1763.jpeg

    30 acres and a manor just for farting? I’d own half the country by the end of the week if that was still the case



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    #9664
    Grouptherapy
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Grouptherapy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122245062#Comment_122245062

    Good question! Depends how long would it take the log to drop the 11 floors assuming free fall through the pipe? Let's say 6 seconds.

    Velocity when it hits the bend at the basement would then be 59 meters per second which is just over 130mph. Surely must be the terminal velocity of a log.



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    #9665
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,399 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122246642#Comment_122246642

    Your calculations are flawed, horse.

    You can’t assume “free fall through the pipe” especially at weekends when the pizzas,currys,and chipper take aways are ‘de rigeur’.

    That diet produces arse offal of a thin sludgy component which sticks to the pipes and reduces the girth of the free fall.

    Even a log like a baseball bat would have difficulty dropping freely.



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    #9666
    Bobson Dugnutt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Bobson Dugnutt


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122246944#Comment_122246944

    I’d imagine that diet isn’t just at the weekend for you. Empty cans of strong Eastern European lager everywhere and the arse of your 42/28 slacks speckled with “blowout buttons”.



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    #9667
    Grouptherapy
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Grouptherapy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122246944#Comment_122246944

    Correct and right BB. Those numbers were based on ideal conditions. Probably worked when the pipes were first installed and there had only been a couple of test loads from the second-fix crews dropped down them.



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    #9668
    Baba Yaga
    Registered Users Posts: 525 ✭✭✭Baba Yaga


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122246642#Comment_122246642

    a 130mph log!! thanks for those calculations,i had guessed less then 10 seconds…some splat when it hits the side wall of the mains!

    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122246944#Comment_122246944

    possibly but that was on tuesday,mondays offloads shouldve been cleared and the cleaners do several courtesy flushes when theyve finished cleaning…

    the pipes themselves are a standard 4/5 inch from the throne,branching into a 10 inch(i think) pipe down through the floors to the main so id be thinking theres a fair diameter of pipe to fall through…


    "They gave me an impossible task,one which they said I wouldnt return from...."

    ps wheres my free,fancy rte flip-flops...?



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    #9669
    Bobson Dugnutt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Bobson Dugnutt


    I’m as windy as a mariachi band on taco night today. Have the window slightly open on the car, but wouldn’t like to get pulled over by the Gardai either. Instead of “have you been drinking” it would be “Jesus Christ, what did you have for the dinner last night”.



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    #9670
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122249845#Comment_122249845Reminded me of this...

    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/v2VULpuoobpvWdFp/



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    #9671
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,458 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Yesterday eve’s effort was an odd one. I mainly ate lots of healthy stuff over the last few days such as whole grain rice, lettuce salad, blueberries and lentils. The resulting deposit was a large red log which smelled like a baby’s nappy blended with Heinz ketchup and onions. Even the two Jack Russels had a disgusted look on their faces after I left the bathroom.



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    #9672
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,399 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122251627#Comment_122251627

    Hard to phase a Russell, in fairness .

    What is fcuking me up right now is these ‘banjo strings’ on bottles and cartons.

    What the foohk is this shït all about?

    A fokking retainer to prevent the monks cowell leaving the shaft.

    I’ve applied for membership of the ‘anteaters ‘ club.



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    #9673
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,784 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    I’d say with high fat intake and high fat output after fast food consumption the downpipe might get an increasing coating of thick grease just like the major and coronary arteries, liable to cause a heart attack of the building in question.



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    #9674
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,399 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122251801#Comment_122251801

    spot on there Tee, that’s what I was trying to articulate.

    Some dude or dudess could leave a log like the head of lumphammer and block the gaff up big time.

    Happens on weekends when the full spatther is let go.



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    #9675
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    Heading for Cork next week.

    Do they have toilets in Cork?



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    #9676
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,648 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122240387#Comment_122240387

    I think he meant dutch oven.

    I hope he meant dutch oven…

    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122245062#Comment_122245062

    I'd say the Leaving Cert Applied Maths question-setters would be the ones to ask, BY.

    BTW I'd doubt they'd make the elementary mistake of assuming the shite is falling through a vacuum when calculating the acceleration

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9677
    dulpit
    Registered Users Posts: 10,731 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122252556#Comment_122252556

    In general? Yes. In public? Not so much.



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    #9678
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,648 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Just sit on the Lee quay edge and work away

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9679
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122255276#Comment_122255276

    Let her go boy as they say down there.



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    #9680
    CorneliusBrown
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭CorneliusBrown


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122252556#Comment_122252556

    may I suggest a trip to the Gluxman gallery.

    The jacks are situated in hermetically sealed concrete chambers in the gallery basement. Very minimalist. Very chic. Very Modern. With no ventilation for the next client if you drop a sour one. I went into the ladies by mistake the last day. Was pumping out warm and frothy wet shites and fatty globules into the pot and on exiting noticed these arty-farty student types doing their make up in the mirror. Strong smell of bacon and cabbage from the load and some of the poor lasses had gone pale and were pinching their noses.
    I also enjoy the toilets upstairs in the Crawford art gallery.



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    #9681
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,648 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    "by mistake" 🤔

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9682
    Slideways
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭Slideways


    it was no mistake the only time I had a shyte in a ladies jacks.

    Got caught short and rushed to the nearest throne only to find them closed for repairs. Pavlov’s dog had kicked in once I knew I was close to what I thought was a safe haven and there was no returning the bear to the cave.

    So I just marched into the ladies, luckily it was empty, selected the first stall and without a moment to spare deposited an aberration. Like what you would get it you put hot milk and cocopops in a blender. As I fruitlessly tried to wipe up I heard the door open and a pair of gossiping ladies entered. And they kept on nattering.

    In the end I just opened the door. When they saw me I exclaimed “ladies, I think you’re in the wrong toilet” and bolted for the exit before my carnage was discovered all over the bowl.



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    #9683
    Hoop66
    Registered Users Posts: 2,355 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    I worry about the digestive tracts of some here, with these tales of splattering. My diet isn't the best, fair amount of rashers, plenty of pints; but when I go it's like an otter off a bank. A well-muscled one at that.



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    #9684
    CorneliusBrown
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭CorneliusBrown


    I was after drink that day, awful pain in my tum tum had me eager for release

    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122257563#Comment_122257563



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    #9685
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,399 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Bronzed the back of the kex ,did you?



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    #9686
    CorneliusBrown
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭CorneliusBrown


    same day I got the little key from the scrote. I was pretty bad that day it was pouring out of me. Had to leave the boxers in the bin at the Gluxman



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    #9687
    Paul Pogba
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Paul Pogba


    On a stag weekend in Galway at the moment, drank a scatter of cans of cider on the bus over. Wasn’t long after launching into my first pint in the stags head when I could feel the turtles head. Straight off to the john where I picked the first cubicle. Some mongtard before me with a bad aim had left some yellow trickle on the seat so I had to hover this one.
    Was afraid to push too hard, considering the nature of alcohol I’d consumed. Was a bit like opening a can of tinned tomatoes, never too sure how strong to go on the ring pull in case the lid comes flying off. Anyway it was semi solid. Launched into the pool like Tom Daley with minimal splash but I did have that extra clearance by hovering. No fan of Poseidon’s kiss here.
    Stomach fully cleared out , gave the lads that ‘do not go in there’ look as the smell was stinging the nostrils as I washed my hands. Making my friends smell my farts is cool , letting them into the john and breathing in the remnants, not so cool.



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    #9688
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,399 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122263412#Comment_122263412

    Good restraint dude.



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    #9689
    spacetweek
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 5,018 Mod ✭✭✭✭spacetweek


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122257696#Comment_122257696

    Username checks out…



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    #9690
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Had a dose of food poisoning a couple of weeks ago, thought at first it was just a dose of the scuts but after the second dash to the toilet and call God on the great white phone, food poisoning was diagnosis. Thankfully I didn't have both ends going at the same time. After getting over the food poisoning felt great light as a feather.

    This week I have to go for A bowel screen, have been sent the moviprep prescription. Don't know which is worse the prep or the actual screening.



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    #9691
    Bobson Dugnutt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Bobson Dugnutt


    Make sure you get the date right, pal.

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