No Reason Boners - still an issue?

I’ve no time really for no reason boners as you call them as I have still have sex with my wife of thirty years one or two times a day. We’re both much heavier than we were but our lovemaking has never been better. She’s a my special woman and I’d be lost without her. Looked like Daryl Hannah in her youth, kitchen table, bed, porch, garden stool, there’s nowhere in our house we aren’t doing it fairly regular. We now have toys and videos too for the age that it is

…lucky fcuker op, wait till you get older, you ll be lucky to get one at all, crack one off while you can, even in public, fcuk it……

Does she dress like this ?

fcuk the boner, wtf is going on in the mountains?

…one sexy bastard!

yep…not all blondes are dumb

…commonly called a nrb in the medical field…..

Aye, still get them. Not as many these days, being 41 and all, but still get them. Don't mind them, let's me know he's still alive, but saying that Morning Wood is still a near daily occurrence, and while I may not have had sex in 8 years I've probably ejaculated more than people in relationships. Nice to see others ensuring not to waste one, as I try my best not to! A apple wan< a day…

I've been told that the best thing you can do when this occurs, is masturbate immediately without giving it a second thought.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I've been banned from Tesco.

We've got to do something about your sex life!

Getting a NRB can be hard…

lol Jay from inbetweeners I love you lol

Probably a bit thinner alright, but still appears to be the same length. Not that it matters to Palm. The bank is a bit empty alright, and not a fan of gonzo, I'm pretty old school although I do prefer the amateurs if i'm being honest. It's about a 80:20 split porn:bank.

My sex life is fine. I don't need anyone else, consent is a given, it feels good, it's free… Don't need no woman (or man) to complicate it.