No Reason Boners - still an issue?

…lucky fcuker op, wait till you get older, you ll be lucky to get one at all, crack one off while you can, even in public, fcuk it……

Does she dress like this ?

fcuk the boner, wtf is going on in the mountains?

…one sexy bastard!

yep…not all blondes are dumb

…commonly called a nrb in the medical field…..

Aye, still get them. Not as many these days, being 41 and all, but still get them. Don't mind them, let's me know he's still alive, but saying that Morning Wood is still a near daily occurrence, and while I may not have had sex in 8 years I've probably ejaculated more than people in relationships. Nice to see others ensuring not to waste one, as I try my best not to! A apple wan< a day…

I've been told that the best thing you can do when this occurs, is masturbate immediately without giving it a second thought.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I've been banned from Tesco.

lol Jay from inbetweeners I love you lol

Probably a bit thinner alright, but still appears to be the same length. Not that it matters to Palm. The bank is a bit empty alright, and not a fan of gonzo, I'm pretty old school although I do prefer the amateurs if i'm being honest. It's about a 80:20 split porn:bank.

My sex life is fine. I don't need anyone else, consent is a given, it feels good, it's free… Don't need no woman (or man) to complicate it.

The bus must have started mid sentence, lads. We've lost him.

Just make sure to change hands every so often to avoid imbalances.

Im 43. Id say secondary school is the last time I remember having an unexpected embarrassing boner. Maybe it has happened a lot since and Im just not embarrassed by it or the situation didnt make it embarrassing? Ive been with my wife since age 18 so its not like Ive been on dates trying to control myself in front if a woman I dont know. All I know is its been a long time since Ive been in a public situation where I had to think about sandwiches or roadkill to deflate an erection. Those were my go to thoughts as a teenager. I dont think you ever forget 🤣

I'm in my 40s, still get them

is there a female equivalent of a no reason boner

I've heard the term "random wide on" before but only a few times. Unladylike language perhaps 🤣

I haven't been on a bus since I was in school. I got one on a plane once while an attractive woman in shorts was sitting next to me. It was a long haul hard flight.