What's the etiquette here??

Seen that the other day and double checked my dates to make sure. Was reading the instructions on what your allowed eat and drink prior to the colonoscopy and the only thing of the list seems to be blackcurrant drinks

Don't board a Dublin Bus after taking the Movieprep.

I posted before about somebody who had to take Movieprep. The advice given to them was the usual - stay at home and close to a toilet. However they misinterpreted this as "board a Dublin Bus" with disastrous consequences.

Dublin Bus have no toilets onboard and are generally less salubrious than other coaches. I remember reading about a drug addict who pebbledashed the bottom of the stairs and the lower deck. A passenger covered it with a double page from The Sun but the smell could not be defeated.

Next time try loosen things up by rubbing the affected area with some baby oil. Try teasing it into things.

Jeyes Fluid and a few Brillo pads I’d imagine, Brendan.

What about the floss motion with the wife’s towel after a good hot bath. That would shift it surely?

I presume Moviprep has same ingredients as Klean Prep, a form of 24 hour torture intended to confine you indoors and keep you starving. Movicol is the much more gentle one to deal with mild back-up.

Some useful advice in this month’s edition of Viz.

As bad as Moviprep is, it does only last a couple of hours and not 24 hours. I recently had to take it, drank 1ltr of the stuff at 7pm and was all done and dusted by 11 then had to do the same again in the morning and was all done and dusted by 10am. It is better and more controlled than having a dose of the scuts where your stomach is still in a heap and you don't know whether its a fart or shart, with Moviprep as the man says "when you're done, you're done".

How do we get rid of this kernt?

Good point Bass, might pop down to the ‘downstairs’ and lodge a buttery load in the pan and see how the bluebottles react.

Kind of strategy exercise if you get me dhriftt.

Congrats on getting the new kitten. I recently got a brand new brother for my own Jack Russell Toby. A gorgeous wire haired little fella named Buddy. Despite having pretty much the same diet as Toby he has been making extremely long stringy sh!ts in the garden compared to Toby’s thicker more solid ones. Thankfully though he got a clean bill of health from the vet this weekend so it must be just a wire haired Russell trait. Their hair is long and wiry and so are their stools.

When banter goes wrong.

Am very disappointed, had a lovely dump, where the log just slipped out, no fuss. I was thinking that will be a fair size and when i had a gander at the result it was gone, a ghost sh1t. Slipped out and down the pipe. Very disappointed.