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    #176942
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,113 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    "…I fly once a month Joe…"

    image.png

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #176943
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭archfi


    Da thick is ticking things off

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #176944
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭shearforce


    to be honest I'm not a fan of the current system of lumping all your valuables into a box, putting it on a conveyor, then leaving it and going through a scanner, get stopped at the scanner for usually nothing or a watch or something and eventually get out the other side to hopefully your valuables



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    #176945
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,860 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Sprechen sie Deutsch, so to speak.



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    #176946
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,625 ✭✭✭Tow


    Is there a 'Joe Duffy' type lad in Germany?

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #176947
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    De furriners don't speak English !

    To you, perhaps



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    #176948
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭shearforce


    April

    that's gone



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    #176949
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,694 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    the Berlin police speak perfect English, they just could not be arsed looking for your Ipad, like our own lads



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    #176950
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Praise be Allah everybody !!!



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    #176951
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,664 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Herr Oberinspektor Duffhein on the case in Berlin.

    "Praise be Allah."

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #176952
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,860 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    "Praise be Allah", lol.



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    #176953
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 7,270 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Did Joe just say that the DAA statement said that all lost items in Dublin Airport are on their website??? So if I want a new iPad, I can browse the DAA website select the one I want and go and collect my "lost" iPad.

    Caller: I even rang the Police in Berlin but of course they don't speak English.

    Well thats bollox right there. German police speak better english than Joe(not that that would be difficult).



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    #176954
    sligeach
    Registered Users Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    God… give me strength. 🙄



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    #176955
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,113 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    image.png 
    Ich rufe die Polizei

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #176956
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭shearforce


    'Coolock sez no' crowd will be struggling tonight during this race



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    #176957
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,412 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122484038#Comment_122484038

    Yup. Always nervous waiting to see if I get everything fooking back



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    #176958
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,113 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    don't do the accent love

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #176959
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,412 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    This is painful



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    #176960
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users Posts: 15,688 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    praises be Alla says sheikh joe



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    #176961
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Here Joe……..can we have a discussion about the societal status of women in core Islam belief by any chance ?

    Or will we just concentrate on Christian church bashing ?

    Praise be Allah etc etc etc



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    #176962
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,994 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Getting bronze in Swimming or Gold in Pommel Horse is also an incredible achievement but you didn't say a bleedin' word about Mona or Rhys



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    #176963
    Nordner
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭Nordner


    Praise be Allah, says Joe!



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    #176964
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,664 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122484038#Comment_122484038

    Been like that for years.

    First time through Doobalin I wanted my camera and film (that dates it) to be hand-inspected. The Security Arsehole fecked it into the tray and put it through the machine, like a fecking moron.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #176965
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,412 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Did Duffy say Adeleke won European gold?



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    #176966
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,860 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Time for a song?



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    #176967
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,113 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    the runner from the Dominican Republic ran her opposition into the ground in the semi final

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #176968
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "best mammy in the wurdled"

    Kellie's mammy on line 2… fuming



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    #176969
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,412 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    sorry, but if she finishes last she won’t be doing anyone proud!!



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    #176970
    Red Fred
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122484082#Comment_122484082

    A quick prayer perhaps.



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    #176971
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭archfi


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122484084#Comment_122484084

    Paulino is absolutely savage!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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