Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

What's the bet this is another staged call and the car will be miraculously found before the end of the show?

Here's one we prepared earlier, so to speak.

Todays show is up there with the most bizarre in Livelines history.

Jesus Christ! Mam posts letter. Letter gets delivered. Fùck off ya oul eejit

Here's your chance, caller. Get yer buke on Joe's end-of-year dustbin buke rake.

Thinly veiled man trying to get his book published. "Maybe some people will help".

I think its better that his book doesnt get published…..

I was watching the documentary on the cable across the Atlantic on Monday night, it apparently cost £12k to send a 20 word message. De text speak would have been super handy to save de few bob.

Joe immediately ghouls in on the sewercide.

the f ucking creep making the caller admit he was suicidal

Joe must be the only fool in the country who didn't understand what Pat meant when he said he was "close to doing something silly".

PLUG YOUR BUKE, JOE!

Joe, only de local whackers causing trouble were kneecapped. Belfast was at the time safest city in the world for crime.