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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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  • #177872
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,732 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "What's your favourite charity, Tom?"

    "Me!"

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #177873
    extra-ordinary_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    There's gards looking up pulse as we speak



  • #177874
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,868 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe: "What's your favourite charity Tommy?"

    He should have said "myself". Charity begins at home. 😉



  • #177875
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82,951 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    How do we know the original caller ever owned the car and is not trying to track the car owner down to beat 5 shades of sheite out of him after a road rage incident?



  • #177876
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,742 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    myself is my favourite charity



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  • #177877
    Deeec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Not much of an incentive there to find the car instead of giving a person money for finding it he wants to give €5K to charity!



  • #177878
    TinyMuffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,008 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    what’s your favourite charity


    Rte Joe.



  • #177879
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,533 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122506772#Comment_122506772

    We dont and neither does Joe, and this latest request is irresponsible by Joe and his producer.



  • #177880
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82,951 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Here we go, the season of parents calling in about their thicko kid not getting 600 points do study vetting.



  • #177881
    squonk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,336 ✭✭✭squonk


    I’d imagine you’d need a genuine procedural reason to check a reg on a Garda system. I’d say a walk in from Whacker wouldn’t qualify.



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  • #177882
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,742 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    will we get a condescending 'petal' ?



  • #177883
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 18,024 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Joe can you stop talking to the woman like she's a 6 year old talking about her favourite book on the Toy Show?



  • #177884
    squonk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,336 ✭✭✭squonk


    Armitage Shanks should sponsor Liveline the way it’s going.



  • #177885
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,533 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Leaving cert results out tomorrow night. Mark the calendar lads. Or mark it as the night NOT to go into town.

    Caller does not understand the meaning of the phrase previous year. She must be doing English next year.



  • #177886
    Deeec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Joe will switch this conversation to illness, death and covid in no time



  • #177887
    cher nobyl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 ✭cher nobyl


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122506789#Comment_122506789

    it will end up like the italian lad yesterday, the guards will just refer him back to joe and de live loine



  • #177888
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users Posts: 15,720 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122506714#Comment_122506714

    Remember the bizarre and completely OTT campaign he led for “Banshees” - an awful pile of sh1te



  • #177889
    TinyMuffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,008 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    is she going to hit the jäger bombs after results.



  • #177890
    squonk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,336 ✭✭✭squonk


    1,000 new listeners me hole. I’m struggling to not reach for the off button at this stage



  • #177891
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 18,024 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122506807#Comment_122506807

    She's still recovering from the holiday to Magaluf with the girlies in July.



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  • #177892
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,732 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe floundering now at the Irish from her.

    He managed to duck out of a response fairly easily. She let him off, probably thinking he's not that good at it.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #177893
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,533 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    I'm confused now. She was a primary teacher all her life, but just sat the junior Leaving cert Irish exam?

    Whoy?



  • #177894
    Sigma101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,209 ✭✭✭Sigma101


    This is what Joe hears when she's talking Irish:

    教良來物爸候戊課自壯午吹院請：肉教弟還意跑魚雲中吧幾壯。海蝶不尼布訴冒出丟習？想天爪寫給面良看美開想穿種黃老由，羽唱苦鼻太乍支品兔；口友夕乙寺原。七吃亭消根荷蝸工，王卜幸友拍牛。

    寫耍朵苗几加愛怎欠光比入村高，事愛明跑固入服了六根很荷珠母六動過氣尾，女買找就只每結沒怪、直不門止請穿生勿很登進，都歌姐見澡屋路，雞刀洋瓜假婆鼻見欠共蛋常早鼻昔方心結金背汗。



  • #177895
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,275 ✭✭✭mountain


    ha!!

    The fat bastard is stumped!!!



  • #177896
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,094 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "your voice reminds me of a dead poet"

    pure Joe



  • #177897
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe struggling here with bona-fide gaeilgeoir!



  • #177898
    Deeec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Deeec


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122506819#Comment_122506819

    I think its leaving cert Irish she sat. She wants to keep her mind active - seems to be the only reason



  • #177899
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,533 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Caller: We must pass on our language while we can.

    Yeah, making it compulsory has really helped hasn't it?



  • #177900
    squonk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,336 ✭✭✭squonk


    Will you be out on the lash tomorrow night after the results Bernadette?



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  • #177901
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,742 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Kneecap use the Irish language too BTW



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