Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

He's very good at promoting his bukes.

Look who's back after being missing for weeks, if not a month. Gray @®$€¥, the lazy useless ₱####! Not that I ever listen to his 💩 show.

He blew like Boris Yeltsin so to speak.

Derek's voice would go through ya

Whoy?? Joe doesn't realise that online forms can take thousands of responses at one time whereas phones have to be manned and have limited capacity.

Garda Grass Your Neighbour Line.

Joe, what is a Dope driving along the road?

"I've only used it once ever" says man who knew the number off by heart. Seriously doubt that.

The tech level they have to work with is about 30 years behind the UK, particularly in fixed ANPR.

Ffs, he's ringing it again.

Regarding the flute GoFundMe, your man says he can provide the crime ref no. I think it’s fair to say there is zero chance of the boys in blue cracking the case so to speak. What’s to stop me reporting a crime at my local station, then starting a go fund me, aside from the burden of knowing I’ve falsely reported a crime of course.

Loughlinstown Hospital. It has always had a bad name. Not a place you want to be in if Unwell.

Garda Press Release:

An Gardai Siochana would like to announce the closure of the traffic watch helpline. This is because the parrot that was manning the phoneline, has died. Flowers can be sent Care of Garda PJ Foley, Garda Headquarters, Phoenix Park, Dublin.