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Is barry from cavan by any chance

Oh, jaysus, I've heard cats being strangled that are more musical than this.

This is Funny Fridays levels of aural torture

WTF Kev?? You have the power to end this!

A fine woman indeed lol!

Another caller without a note in his head butchering whatever he was trying to sing. He should get together with the hummer from yesterday and form a band. They'd give a bag of cats a run for their money.

what's wrong with a few less of them little cúnts on the roads ? Only a burden for the country anyway

the scum can do what they want and they know that too.

it will in its bollox frighten anything out of them…they've no fear - they know nothing will be done. Joe is deluded.

Dat was a creamery churn full of excreta.

Tara Loughrey-Grant, are you proud of yourself?

They're not disabled anymore 😞

They're different abled according to Joe and his wokness 👍

Dave The Flute’s latest update…

Going from strength with my fundraiser. 

Thanks a million to everyone who has donated I am completely overwhelmed by your support. If I can reach my goal in the next week or so I will go ahead and order the flute. Once again, thanks and God bless you all.

Hang on Dave, I thought you were carrying cash through dodgy Dublin and got pick pocketed.

This guy irritates me. He basically wants something for free. I’d respect him if he was honest but his story has changed so many times now he’ll probably be in for an Irish literary award at the rate it’s going for best fiction.

On the subject of stolen motorbikes. I'v had 8 stolen from me.

2 the Garda got back.

1 a person found it and phoned the Garda.

In one bizarre case I was at the Garda Station to check on update and there it was. The Garda told me it wasn't registered in my name but if I had the logbook he would give to me.

Another on I got back myself. Found in a land way with a helmet locked to the front wheel. Lucky I had another bike that had similar front wheel so I changed the wheel and bungied the wheel lock and helmet in the back and rode home.

Turd in line……Joe Duffy

"Me too".

*Kid at desk looks at belly....💬yep, no doubt about that one💬. Waves him on.*

On the Pat Kenny show now they are discussing lack of electrical infrastructure, the risk of water shortage in the Dublin area, prisoners being released early due to over crowding, a health system on its knees, unlimited immigration, huge numbers of our young people emigrating, lack of housing for young adults who stay around.

How many of these issues, that people actually care about and require attention from our politicians and public service, will Liveline cover over the next few months?

Likely on Today’s Liveline…

Malachy, you’re a big Oasis fan

That’s right Joe! Huge fan since the 90s

Go on! Sing one of their songs there…

“He lives in a house, a very big house in the country…”

Mark Urban was Diplomatic Editor of Newsnight on the BBC until recently. He left after 35 years working there. He tweeted 10 reflections after he left. Number 10 was:

"Don't Bed Block

I was a coward about leaving a long running and very fulfilling gig. But there's new people coming up and opportunity is so limited"

Maybe Joe (and quite a few other bed blockers in RTE) could heed that advice and move the f*ck on with good grace.

Joe. Ms Duffy playing Somebody new better than you waiting around the corner. By Christy Hennessy.

Motorbike Theft: An epidemic in Dublin. Garda not arsed about it, as nothing they can do!

FAI: Tickets for 2+2 for 600 quid. FAI get loads of money from de State, not right.

Hotel Booking Cancelled: Hotel sends email canceling booking for a famous date in Dublin. Wha can be done about it?

Sophie Deplantia: New 'who done it' burk.

Advertising for new Sophie buuk.

Author has family or friends in RTE.

and are in no dought that Ian did it with very little evidence,but RTE will push the buuk anyway because thats RTE all over.

Where would they get such lucrative employment elsewhere?

Between now and next August, will we get a Donegal Oasis fan on funny Friday with his Parody song that includes the line in the chorus "and after all, we've got crumbling walls" - a back after this break would quickly ensue.