Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

My mothers horror was having to go past Patrick Kavangh on the way to/from school. By all accounts he was a dirty old man who probably should be cancelled, rather then held in the high regards he is today.

A new lay teacher came to our school she was young, goodlooking and wore lovely clothes and knee high boots. She'd get wolf whistles - when it was fashionable - when she'd walk down the town.

On her first day in our class she threw open a question to the class. The whole class knew the answer and eager to please the new teacher we all put up our hands and in unison repeated 'Oyster Oyster Oyster Oyster Oyster'

The new teacher nearly dived under the desk with fear I think. Thirty plus pupils yelling 'Oyster' at her must have scared the s*it outta her if she hadn't heard it before.Oysters are fish she told us. I'd never heard of Oysters then but I had heard of and eaten lobsters.

When she found out that we were saying 'I sister I sister I sister I sister' she forbid us from saying it anymore in her class. We were just to raise our hands in silence if we know the answer to a question. It was very hard to change the habit of a lifetime.

It didn't take long for her to learn the ropes so to speak for within a month of starting her teaching job she was dishing out slaps for anyone putting up their hand and saying 'Oyster Oyster Oyster'

Gave up listening but how did we go from a relatively widespread but controllable mess that was handsy priests to general school beatings that pretty much everybody got well into the 80s. Is he trying to tag that onto a redress scheme now too? Absolute bullshit if that’s what he’s up to. Exercise will be due and form if redress at that point.

and Duffoon’s response…

It’s funny. I’d say he knows he has until next year on his contract and can do what he likes. They’re not going to buy him out at this point. I’ve a feing he’d make Lottie look like an amateur with the amount of poor me press he’d generate if Kev showed him the door.

Said it before but I'll repeat it again for recap and for new posters.

My friends wife works in radio and has a friend who was a production team member of Liveline. The show staff could be in from as early as 7AM chasing info, topics and following up on same with a view to putting the bones of the show together for a production meeting for approx 11AM.

Joe regularly walks into the meeting to throw out his own topic and agenda that has to be covered or else. Cue a scramble from staff to put a new show together based on his personal whim of the moment and to his liking; naturally Joe disappears off when this is all going on only to arrive in for the 12:40PM preview.

Most days he's gone soon after 3PM and is absent for the post production pre tomorrow show meeting. Rinse and repeat.

If you wondered why the show is rudderless and full of cronies and repeat cawlurs and jaded topics about Joker and Whacker, ask no more.

An odious individual, indeed.

Obscene and Obtuse load of rubbish

Joe will be eyeing up his chunk of that €13 billion - add on another 700k from Apple to the €750m RTE to go towards Joe's going away present

There's a bunch of European countries lining up to get a slice of that money and I hope they get it.

Anyway, the Irish govt would simply splurge it on buying the next election or their second favourite past time, supporting their 'accomodation partners' via illegal immigration.

€13bn will buy an awful lot of tents!

Today in Studio S7.1:

• Command Chair: Just Joe, self proclaimed lad of more intelligence than a Wolfe Tone fan.

Possible Topics:

• Avalanche of Calls: Physical Abuse in schools of 5,6,7,9 and 10 year old's with broken arms and legs etc.
• Stammer: Getting bet to say de word.
• Getting Bet wan: People in their 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s not able to sleep since getting a belt for not knowing their spellings and asking what is adultery is etc.

Banned Topics:

• Macrones for de friends of Montrose
• Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
• Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
• Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
• State of Hospitals
• De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
• De Unwell
• De Undocumented
• RVM Machine Tax
• Inflation
• Lack of Doctors
• Lack of Dentists
• Lack of Gaffs
• Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation

You know what else was in de borders of Irish law Joseph? The Apple tax. Let’s talk about that instead.

He didn’t speak fur 3 months. Pity he didn’t decide to not speak fur 3 months today.

I’ll be signing off soon but this all sounds like people angling for €€€€€

Savagely abused…

1.45 in the afternoon, and this is what RTE are broadcasting, isn’t there anything else in the country happening?

Once again, we hear the host get his sick jollies from listening to victims' tales of misery and woe.

Feck dis. I'm out.

What are you talkin about Joe ?

50 months ??

He was 1520 days old FFS

you never know who’ll be on the other side of a door…

Lowers his voice….

you were 50 months old…

He’s a f uckibg creep

a buke.

4 was normal in my day.

I think he's incredulous that a 4 year old had the shite beaten out of him by a teacher.