Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

defibrillator has built-in alexa

“I wasn’t de better of it for de day”

Oooh back to the dapper gentleman

Pesto the Penguin has many similar traits to Joe.

• Worldwide fanbase
• Abnormally large for his age
• ???
• Profit(for Joe)

Wasn't this old geezer, was it?

Yes

Focus on the newspaper.

Dats de important bit.

Maybe it was the RTE guide he had under his arm, give him a bit of confidence when robbing the general public

Well done Collum

He sniffed out dat dead husband

Bonus death, Joe would have been proud of that question

Jesus even with Collum we get death.

Joe must have left his playbook behind for Collum to follow.

High praise from Deirdre

Jamie Vardy looks a bit shook.

“Fair play t’ya, you’re not the worst”

and I said “get off!” 😂

seamless from Labrador dog to Meath hospital.

Phone being passed around the nursing home again

What a fooking idiot this lad.. having an XL bully around a 4 year old…

did you say “get off!”?!?

this xl bully ban should give us plenty of good radio over the coming 6 months

Well a week or so before the woman was killed by the dog in Limerick, Joe had a caller on who had a (more or less free) house from one of the housing agencies. She lied and told them she didn't have a dog. She had a restricted breed dog it transpired and when a neighbour ratted her out, she was told get rid of the dog or move out. Joe was entertaining her notion that the dog should do a personality test in order to be allowed stay in the house.

Then the woman in Limerick got mauled to death and Joe thought the dogs were bad, bad, bad b@stards.

Another case of Joe running with the hare and hunting with the hounds - pun intended

That was a hilarious show. Wonder what happened to her and the dog, did she move out or where did the dog go. She wanted Joe to publicly humiliate the housing agency for daring to enforce their rules

Can we just keep Collum? He’s at least getting round to topics that are relevant and interesting and varying the topics to boot, not holding the show and listeners hostage for 3 weeks on one single issue!

Today in Studio S7.1:

• Cul'eum (Colm Ó'Mongáin). De bold Joe on a well earned break.

Possible Topics:

• Taliban: Afghanistan Woman too loud, wha can Ireland do?
• Leinster House: Bike shed is in someway related to lack of tourism adverting spend for County Louth and de cost of private chislier's assessment.
• Match Attax Cards: Banned in some schools, entry drug in to gambling.
• Raymond de Buttons joins Lord Duffy in the IMRO Radio Awards Hall of Fame.

Banned Topics:

• Macrones for de friends of Montrose
• Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
• Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
• Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
• State of Hospitals
• De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
• De Unwell
• De Undocumented
• RVM Machine Tax
• Inflation
• Lack of Doctors
• Lack of Dentists
• Lack of Gaffs
• Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation

Great news announced on the news at One.

Footfall has increased in the city centre since the ban on cars on the Quays.

Unfortunately most of the footfall is lads carrying tents and begging.