Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

I remember staying in a hotel in Croatia with a tour group.
If you had a sea view, you were awoken at dawn by a flock of seagulls screeching for no reason.
If you had a view of the trees and gardens, you were plagued by mosquitos.

You have put the thought of mozzies at the airport waiting on a Ryanair plane with gleeful faces 😝😝

Jesus , reading above I’m delighted I don’t seem to have severe reactions to insect bites. That’s an awful reaction @Dial Hard

The local food place who managed to wrangle in a nice way of saying "clean up your own dog sh*t" on the actual menu board.

Hmmm, fluffy pancakes, steak sambo, or a steaming pile of Labradoodle sh*te, i just can't decide.

why online shopping retailers require more and more of your personal information when you attempt to do business with them. A crowd I was in the process of setting up an account with was only short of requiring to know my blood type and asking for a finger print. Forget it. Name, address, email and card details ‘should’ be enough to make a simple online clothing purchase…im not giving them my age / dob, mobile number or anything else.

I clicked on an ad for some prostrate cure so something . Everytime I open chrome to read bards it’s playing in the background .

TA it’s made me want to wee

That I’ve got a tooth ache and of course it’s a weekend .

I think if you go back a page that’s the last post . Mine shows a blank page on the last page . If that makes sense .

The Bank of Ireland app (on android anyway) that strips out the decimal point when you paste in a figure. So instead of paying 1500.45 you could potentially be paying 150045. A fundamental part of the entire decimal money system is ignored. How can that happen ? I know the app is probably protecting against malicious input, but a decimal point, come on !

People parking their huge Chelsea Tractors on the footpath when they attend religious ceremonies. You can't even squeeze past walking.

Good luck with buggies and wheelchairs.

And it can be so bad that not even an ambulance or fire truck can get past.

Went out to walk the dog in a mild drizzle. Heavens fcuking opened while we were out and stayed open the whole time. Had to change my clothes and towel dry the dog when we got home. Back to mild drizzle 15 seconds afterwards.

Fcuk you, universe. I'm not moving off the couch for the rest of the day.

That it’s September and I still can’t get my head around the new GAA schedule . The all-Ireland should have been this or last week

Think this weekend would of been the Ladies Final

Yeah it's just not the same anymore, at least i can take comfort Waterford we're in the 'last September All Ireland Hurling Final' (also the December one) but don't talk about the results

I'm in a bit of a Pauline Fowler. No particular reason. Just re-read this thread and have tears running down my cheeks. So, so funny.

Big toenails . . there's yet to be a pair of nail scissors invented that can successfully tackle cutting one of my big toenails, that doesn't first fire random bits of toenail projectile around the kitchen, only to end up bending or breaking.

Aha . . never thought of that but it makes sense . Saves going down this route.

Spending an hour trying to get through to my GP to arrange an appointment.

Got a pair on amazon a few years back and they will clip thick nails. Have a damaged nail and these cut through it like butter.

Feryes was the name

Writers who cannot write properly so they make use words that are not correct for the context

some websites are now using ai to write articles but they usually have someone to check the article to make sure it has no obvious errors

”While John’s career would continue to reach new highs with over 40 multiplatinum records and one diamond record, “Rocket Man” still remains as one of his greatest music outputs

Wtf outputs was this article written by chatgpt ai?

replace greatest music outputs with greatest pop songs

or greatest chart hits of the 70,s

imagine going to a record store and saying i need to buy taylor swifts latest output .

https://www.forbes.com/sites/entertainment/article/best-70s-songs/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

People who speak on popcasts who drop t,s eg important is pronounced as imporaant .

if you are older than 25 don,t try and use gen z slang like rizz or mid .

I’m after picking up my new reading glasses and they’re still **** .

Me : “ we have to leave by 4.30 or we’ll be late ”

Them : “ will you stop panicking, we’ll be grand “

Me ( as we are stuck on Shanowen Rd at 4.48 in an almighty backlog) : “well 😒 ?”

Them : “ sure how was I to know we’d hit this level of traffic “

Me : “ because it’s around rush hour & I advised you I know the area and common sense….! Forget it !“

Grrrrrrrrr

People who get their kids iPhones. Ridiculous price for something that they'll lose or break, when you can get a Samsung or Google Pixel Android phone for a lot less with several years OS and security updates now (not including dodgy android makes here). The same people then say they have no money. Yeah, blow it out your ****.