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which would u rather?

  • 21-07-2005 9:46pm
    #1
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭


    run a mile

    suck a boil

    or...

    eat a bag of snots?


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  • #2
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    the boil or the snots, I hate running, well how bigs the bag and the boil

    eat dog poop or swim the atlantic


  • #3
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    run a mile from sucking a boil and eating a bag of snots :)


  • #4
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    hmmmm whose boil?


  • #5
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    Le Rack wrote:
    the boil or the snots, I hate running, well how bigs the bag and the boil

    eat dog poop or swim the atlantic


    dog poop.

    the bag of snots is small enough....still snots though
    and the boil.....think big!


  • #6
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    pwd wrote:
    hmmmm whose boil?

    hmmm....
    anyones!
    Le Racks!


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  • #7
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hey now the only boil I got is the one in a kitchen pot!, but if your a good looking guy who could suck something else......






    these peanuts I got, it says for good looking people only


  • #8
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Peanuts? I thought you had a big rack. :confused:


  • #9
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Femmy wrote:
    eat a bag of snots?
    don't you mean box ?
    http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/2004/scans/55_front_snots_small.jpg


  • #10
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    NotMe wrote:
    Peanuts? I thought you had a big rack. :confused:

    don't throw veiled insults at my wife!
    ...if only i knew how to spell veiled properly, i'd give you such a thrashing..


  • #11
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Stinkin pedrophiles, de lot o' ye.


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  • #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mile, please.

    I could use the exercise.


  • #13
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    don't throw veiled insults at my wife!
    ...if only i knew how to spell veiled properly, i'd give you such a thrashing..
    I apologise profusely for insulting your veiled wife.


  • #14
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    don't you mean box ?
    http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/2004/scans/55_front_snots_small.jpg


    always said bag....
    although we pronounced it more like.....

    ate a bag o' schnats.


  • #15
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    clearly run a mile

    ofcourse its not a big deal since I walk 15 miles per week just for exercise ;)


  • #16
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Why not just get the bus? You're clearly crazy.


  • #17
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    well this is the cuckoo's nest, where all people are clearly crazy


  • #18
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    That's crazy talk!


  • #19
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    ur crazy! wit your beady eyes.....u think u are normal? well, ur not!


  • #20
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    No I know, that's my brother... crazy talk. We're all a little worried about him.
    http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season11/bartfuture2.mp3


  • #21
    derek27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭derek27


    i'd probably run the mile with no trainers on, then suck the boils i get on my feet from running the mile, and have a bag of snots afterwards to get my energy back. :)


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  • #22
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    don't throw veiled insults at my wife!
    ...if only i knew how to spell veiled properly, i'd give you such a thrashing..
    aww I thought you'd forgotten me on your travels! and yes NotMe I do have a big rack! stick up for me some more hunny!


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    suck a boiled sweet


  • #24
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dont geddit...


  • #25
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what dont you ged?
    yeah i'd probably do the run..
    as long as i was nekid and there was toffee..


  • #26
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    no toffee i'm afraid, do it nekid if ya like though....might b interesting for us all to see.
    tell us when ur doing it then


  • #27
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I dont get that, the two-tone-ed-ness of it...
    on Capt'nMidnights bit..


  • #28
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    what dont u get?


  • #29
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    suck a boiled sweet
    that ^ and how its two toned, is there signifigance?


  • #30
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    ahhh stop being such a muppet.


    *looks at Le Racks avatar*


    wait a sec...


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  • #31
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    aahhh stop being such a halfwit sidekick.

    *looks at ANarcho-Munk's avatar*

    wait a sec...


  • #32
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    ahh ye're acting as if ye live n a cardboard box in calcutta, will ye not cop on ffs


    wait a .....


  • #33
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    how do oyu confuse a kerry man?
    put him in a room...

    hold on a...


  • #34
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    I've got a better one actually


    How do you confuse a kerryman?

    Place a shovel and a pick against a wall and tell him take his pick ;)


  • #35
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    thats what I was saying, put him in a room full of shovels and tell him to take his pick
    the keyy priest one is the best though, how do you confuse a kerry preist? Then stick out your tongue and cup hands up, the two ways or recieving comunnion, it works better in person.... :(


  • #36
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    How do you castrate a priest?

    Kick the alter boy up the arse.


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  • #37
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sorry I'm fresh out of Kerry man jokes and don't know that many priest ones


  • #38
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    bah RUBBISH!


  • #39
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    bah humbug


  • #40
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    bah bah black sheep


  • #41
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    get lost teh wool is all gone!


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  • #42
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ah but the little boy who lives down the lane didn't get any! :(


  • #43
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well he didn't get any wool but he might have got SOME


  • #44
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Yeah he got SOME off baa baa white sheep.


  • #45
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    some what? whats this SOME you're all talking about?
    anyone care to explain?


  • #46
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    he got the sechs


  • #47
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    sechs bags ov vool


  • #48
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I already told you its all gone!


  • #49
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    sechs bags ov vool
    Hairy scrotum?


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