Caption Comp and Cracker Shots....

DeVore · 21-12-2005 01:19AM #1

I've put up a few pictures that PPP kindly passed along to us with the inevitable Antesup um, "captions" added. In the spirit of xmas these are particularly sarcy

http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/
(all in jest of course!... ahem)

But there were two that I couldnt decide on a caption so I thought I'd open it up to the forum and I'll put up the ones I like best!

I mean, there were just too many here and all of them would seem churlish coming from me.... So you guys have a go

The only one I could think of for this was "S'pose a ride is out of the question" but I thought that was pushing it a little far even for us!

DeV.

jd · 21-12-2005 01:31AM

chins up..
and
I prefer the cowboys myself.

NickyOD · 21-12-2005 02:17AM

1)"Sh*t Sh*t Sh*t Please don't call plaese don't don't call, F*ck F*ck F*ck!!"

2) "Look I can shuffle SIX at time, beat that!"

Those are some great pics. The Liam Flood pic is hilarious

BigDragon · 21-12-2005 08:44AM

1. 'Is this a tell?'

2. 'This IS a tell!'

CoD · 21-12-2005 08:50AM

1) "All together now, Y M C A, yay, Y M ..."

2) "Is he gay? Soft face, no stubble, nice shirt, I think he might be gay... get in"

califano · 21-12-2005 09:05AM

1. "Was i wrong to ask for a head massage...i mean this is all she had to do lads!".

Culchie · 21-12-2005 09:49AM

1. " Well Ollie, that's another fine mess you got in to "

2. Tom.."Was that you?" ....
Mark (thinking to himself) ... "Silent but deadly, silent but deadly pal !"

bmc · 21-12-2005 09:55AM

1. (From the guy on the right...) Lucky head my arse!

Fatboydim · 21-12-2005 10:43AM

OMG I'm fat!!!! Too cruel guys lol. How about...

1] Take two bottles into the shower? I use wash and go . I washed and it went.

2] Really... Five times in one night? I'm impressed.

karlh · 21-12-2005 10:58AM

[1] "mmmmmmm laaaaaaaaaamb chop....."

NickyOD · 21-12-2005 11:23AM

karlh wrote:

[1] "mmmmmmm laaaaaaaaaamb chop....."

lol! This is the funniest thread all month.

PPP-Pit Boss · 21-12-2005 11:32AM

Piccy 1:
Guy on the right... "waaankaaa!"
Len... "Did I tell you Im allergic to anti-perspirants.. get a load of this!"

Piccy 2:
Tom: "I was good wasn't I?"
Mark " I was faking it luv"

ianmc38 · 21-12-2005 11:40AM

1. Haha you're right, it is egg-shaped.

Wisesmurf · 21-12-2005 12:03PM

http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/10.html

did'nt know whether to laugh or feel sorry. I take it you're referring to the fact she's listening to headphones?

oh and

1) 1 sit-up.......wait.....1 sit-up...I give up!
2) No messing, I bought it in a charity shop...

GL
wisesmurf

Fatboydim · 21-12-2005 01:05PM

Mrs Dim has suggested for Pic no 1.

Lamb Cop is saying: Get the stuffing ready the Turkey's arrived at the table.

Dub13 · 21-12-2005 01:24PM

1)I am on Irish Poker team.....speak to my agent if you want a photo.

2)I should be on the Irish Poker team,anybody can take my photo.

ianmc38 · 21-12-2005 01:24PM

http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/7.html

Simple but very effective

Jaden · 21-12-2005 01:37PM

2. I'll call, and raise you my Noel Edmonds Christmas special 1987 jumper!

karlh · 21-12-2005 01:45PM

anyone who inserts a Mr. Blobby comment after that is just plain cruel.

Shortstack · 21-12-2005 01:50PM

2) Mark wishes he had not left his Ipod in America

alt 2) Two little boys......

califano · 21-12-2005 02:27PM

Wisesmurf wrote:

I take it you're referring to the fact she's listening to headphones?

eh yeah smurf its the headphones!:rolleyes:

NickyOD · 21-12-2005 02:39PM

Wisesmurf wrote:

http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/10.html

OMFG ROFLMFAO!!!

bmc · 21-12-2005 02:49PM

Day by day it becomes clearer and clearer why there are so few girls playing poker with us all...

For what it's worth (lest there be a Gholimoli going on here), despite my current status in that regard, I think she's cute.

So much for smooth operating James Bond style poker players...

Imposter · 21-12-2005 02:52PM

NickyOD wrote:

OMFG ROFLMFAO!!!

No, i'm not sure that'd be such a good caption.

DeVore · 21-12-2005 02:52PM

bmc wrote:

Day by day it becomes clearer and clearer why there are so few girls playing poker with us all...

For what it's worth (lest there be a Gholimoli going on here), despite my current status in that regard, I think she's cute.

So much for smooth operating James Bond style poker players...

Wha? Because I didn't take the mick out of anyone else??! I said she was cute (which she is!).

DeV.

DeVore · 21-12-2005 02:54PM

DeVore wrote:

Wha? Because I didn't take the mick out of anyone else??! I said she was cute (which she is!).

DeV.

My favourite has to be Norman's

http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/17.html

Or John O'Callaghan (who kicked both his sons asses??

)
http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/12.html

DeV.

Wisesmurf · 21-12-2005 02:54PM

Was'nt she a daughter of one of the pro's or something?

Dub13 · 21-12-2005 02:57PM

Wisesmurf wrote:

Was'nt she a daughter of one of the pro's or something?

Don't no but I have played with her in the SE before....final table aswell.

karlh · 21-12-2005 03:00PM

DeVore wrote:

My favourite has to be Norman's
http://devore.typepad.com/photos/xmascracker/17.html
DeV.

pre-freaker! would have liked a close up of the vein in his forehead when ocallagh correctly called clock

Dub13 · 21-12-2005 03:02PM

karlh wrote:

would have liked a close up of the vein in his forehead when ocallagh correctly called clock

I would have liked to see his reaction to this....:) did he make the right call...?

Dave · 21-12-2005 03:29PM

Pic 2: Tom contemplates "making a move"

Dave · 21-12-2005 03:34PM

Dub13 wrote:

Don't no but I have played with her in the SE before....final table aswell.

I think she has either won or came second in the SE €75 Double Chance and I was sitting beside her at the last 2 tables of the SE €50 Dc about 3 weeks ago.

karlh · 21-12-2005 03:42PM

Dub13 wrote:

I would have liked to see his reaction to this....:) did he make the right call...?

ocallagh called clock on the guy in the hand with him. other player made the call eventually and knocked X out.

the rage of a thousand double deckers ensued.

badbrian · 21-12-2005 03:53PM

1) "Well obviously I didn't think he'd call for all his chips."

2) "You could at least try to stop smirking after that outrageous outdraw"

Norwich Fan Rob · 21-12-2005 04:11PM

in regard to the girl in the first pic, must be really hard to resist the urge to go all in with her at the table.

Caption Comp and Cracker Shots....

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