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Take any word from a dictionary...

  • 05-02-2006 11:44PM
    #1
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭


    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's (2005) winners:
    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself ! for the purpose of getting laid.
    7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
    11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
    12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
    13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
      consuming only things that are good for you.
    14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
    15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.


Comments

  • #2
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Very good.


  • #3
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,782 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Nice one. We should make this a game.


  • #4
    bounty_hunter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    Iyam amoozed.


  • #5
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    Hehe 'tis good :) Might give it a go in the morning when my brainpower increases tenfold.


  • #6
    democrates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    Kinethics - when your family keep driving over to see if you're ok. Hard to dissapate.


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  • #7
    democrates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    Cumputer - device to access online adult material
    Softwear - for people who don't need a cumputer
    Sorry people.


  • #8
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    democrates wrote:
    Cumputer - device to access online adult material
    Softwear - for people who don't need a cumputer
    Sorry people.
    That an apology or a dig at people who access online adult material/don't need a computer? :p


  • #9
    democrates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    WexCan wrote:
    That an apology or a dig at people who access online adult material/don't need a computer? :p
    Heh heh. Just for the record I've never used a cumputer or even been online your honour.


  • #10
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    democrates wrote:
    Heh heh. Just for the record I've never used a cumputer or even been online your honour.
    Ok Mr Innocent. Pity I missed the chance to suggest it was an apology for the fact that the descriptions might apply to you :p

    *Walks away with guilty look on face hehe*


  • #11
    democrates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    This is democrates mother.
    Stop leading my son astray.
    Who's in charge of this internet?
    And give me an example of these adult sites which I condemn outright.


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  • #12
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    1) Hey
    2) Meh
    3) Me
    4) Have a go on Google :p


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