Funny Signatures

Undercoverguy · 23-09-2006 1:41pm #1

Hey Guys,

I'm buying a couple of iPODs for Myself and two mates.
When ordering i get the option of getting something engraved on the back so i was thinking that i seen a few VERY funny sigs on here the odd time.
But, now that i'm looking for one i cant find one.

SO, If anyone knows any cool funny signatures or one liners write them below cos i gotta get something cool engraved!!!!

Cheers Guys!!!!!

bluto63 · 23-09-2006 1:54pm

just read the one liner in Humour:

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Thought it was brilliant. May not be the best to go on an Ipod though

Pigman II · 23-09-2006 2:04pm

"This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPod is useless. Without my iPod I am useless. I must operate my iPod true. I must compile cooler tracklists than my enemy, who is trying to compile cooler tracklists than me. I must boast about my special features before he boasts about his. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my iPod and myself are defenders of my individuality, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but isolation. Amen."

Rhyme · 23-09-2006 2:05pm

You could always get 'Creative Zen?' on the back :rolleyes:

BreadBoard · 23-09-2006 2:07pm

Pigman II wrote:

"This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPod is useless. Without my iPod I am useless. I must operate my iPod true. I must compile cooler tracklists than my enemy, who is trying to compile cooler tracklists than me. I must boast about my special features before he boasts about his. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my iPod and myself are defenders of my individuality, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but isolation. Amen."

I think I'll buy an iPod just to put that on it.

Classic !

xebec · 23-09-2006 2:07pm

I considered putting something on the back of my iPod when I bought it, but the thing that stopped me was whether that one-liner would affect the resale value of the player - chances of finding someone who wants to buy a personalised 2nd iPod are much slimmer than if the thing is blank. Just something to consider.

Although, saying that, some of my preferred ones are:

Demo model. Please do not remove from store.
What an unromantic proposal! No.
iPod, therefore iPoor

Setun · 23-09-2006 2:32pm

How about:
"I went to Dixons and all I got was this lousy ipod"

Or "Property of Ned Flanders"

?

monkeyfudge · 23-09-2006 2:35pm

"Last night was amazing.

Lots of love,

Uncle Bill"

grimloch · 23-09-2006 2:36pm

There was a fella called Podge who got i-Podge engraved onto the back of his.

This plan instantly falls to pieces if you aren't called Podge though.

slipss · 23-09-2006 4:38pm

Just going on the sigs I've seen on boards.ie this is the best one I've seen.
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Its a quote from the guy that owns Nintendo I think, I can't remember whos sig it is, but you know Pacman, i-pods, that whole connection there.

Victor · 23-09-2006 5:10pm

The Phoenix Magazine has an I-Pod series, e.g. members of the Church of Ireland can get I-Prods.

Ruu_Old · 23-09-2006 5:14pm

"To me, lots of love, Me" *smiley*

Larry David · 23-09-2006 5:21pm

I never realised how many unfunny lame-os there are on boards...

Ruu_Old · 23-09-2006 5:37pm

Ah you haven't been here long. Wheres your "funny signature" then, Mr. Haw Haw McComedy?:p

_blank_ · 23-09-2006 7:05pm

Ruu wrote:

Mr. Haw Haw McComedy?:p

godtabh · 24-09-2006 8:30pm

Pigman II wrote:

"This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPod is useless. Without my iPod I am useless. I must operate my iPod true. I must compile cooler tracklists than my enemy, who is trying to compile cooler tracklists than me. I must boast about my special features before he boasts about his. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my iPod and myself are defenders of my individuality, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but isolation. Amen."

You can only put on 64 letters not sure if this will fit!

Best one I've seen so far is Creative Zen

magick · 24-09-2006 8:34pm

Larry David

I never realised how many unfunny lame-os there are on boards...

well at least their making effort

Nehpets · 24-09-2006 8:38pm

Rhyme wrote:

You could always get 'Creative Zen?' on the back :rolleyes:

best so far

Sparky · 24-09-2006 8:54pm

"There is so many of me available, yet you had to pick the ugly one."

"Steal me! You may become popular."

"Warning! This is not intended to be a mirror. However you are still ugly."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An iPod a day keeps the music on play"

"To remind yourself on how beautiful you are, look here!"

"This is an iPod"

RuggieBear · 24-09-2006 8:58pm

"I'm a sucker for marketing"

Rhyme · 24-09-2006 9:01pm

RuggieBear wrote:

"I'm a sucker for marketing"

Heh, also; "Am i unique yet?"

EDIT: "Baaa baaaaaa baaa baaaaa"

Fuzzy_Dunlop · 24-09-2006 9:04pm

What about "My other penis is a vagina"

Car Mad · 24-09-2006 9:19pm

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.

25-09-2006 8:32am

How about

"Steal Me"

binman · 25-09-2006 9:15am

"iPod depressed, battery low"

chalky · 25-09-2006 10:00am

Ooo! I have loads of these.

"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

"The only reason I am always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice!"

"Silence is silver, but music is gold..."

So so many more....

chalky · 25-09-2006 10:13am

Or how about

"I love this iPod, O yes I do,
It's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face! "

The Hill Billy · 25-09-2006 10:20am

Wrong Way Up ↕

jaggeh · 25-09-2006 10:24am

Bite my shiny metal ass

Merrick · 25-09-2006 10:29am

"You're looking at the wrong side."

Black_Couch · 25-09-2006 3:30pm

i'd prob put a phone number on the back somewhere if u have space left over out of the 64 characters.

MrJoeSoap · 25-09-2006 4:31pm

"You are a target market"

blooeyes · 25-09-2006 10:41pm

my favorite sig i've seen so far is ' i dont have a sig i've gone chip and pin'!! i think that brill!

FranknFurter · 26-09-2006 12:12am

jaggeh wrote:

Bite my shiny metal ass

lol, I like that one.

or somthing like........

"By stealing this you have acivated its internal tracking device. I can see your location on my mobile phone and I am coming to beat the holy crap out of you!"

B

Lord Nikon · 26-09-2006 1:25am

"Your name"

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