Headwrecking RTE actors/actresses

Sounds to me like you wanna fcuk her.

This thread seems to have the suitable lack of substance and direction combined with the necessary capacity for messing and pointlessness to ensure that it looks right at home here imho.


As for actors and actresses, Fair City is on in the background and yes the acting is awful in places (though the script could be to blame maybe) but I've never paid enough attention to be able to tell you who the people are.

I'm in agreement with Darragh. Fcuking headwreckers the both of them.

A writer from Fair City came out to where I work one time to do research for a storyline. He asked loads of questions and we even gave them a loan of some old equipment so they could use them as props.

I don't think the storyline lasted too long though as the test audiences didn't seem to take to it.

I love to hate Fair City. Its weird that its crap but yet you'd still keep watching it. Last nights episode was ridiculous yet I sat and watched it.

And Daragh I agree Lana is a head wrecker. The way she talks and says Leo does my brain in. Did you see it last night when the other woman got a letter and they were in the kitchen. Mental show. Bit like Eldorado insofar its so bad its almost good.

I have a thing for Jimmy Doyle I have to admit.

Chamlis; how could you... Those little Lotto dudes are the cheese. The little dopey guy pretending to be a lion...? Hilarious.

Anyway, Darragh, I was just talking baout that "wan" to people in work this very morning... a terrible gobsh|te it must be said. I was watching that Ryan Confidential and the only thing more disturbing than her misplaced, inflated ego, was the fact that I suspect Gerry couldnt stand up from under that table for quite a while after the camera stopped (iykwim ) Dirty filthy pervert, he is. Go have another pie Gerry.:D

To be fair to the actors on Fair City, when the script is so wooden that it was probably put together by a carpenter, they dont really stand much chance. Although, the blonde oul one who works in the shop (I think) is atrocious, especially her phone calls;

[phone rings]
Blonde oul one: "Hal-llo?"
1 second pause...
Blonde oul one: "Ah howiya Bella, you want me to meet you in McCoys at lunch time and so we can discuss the political fall out of Irans continuance to enrich plutonium and maybe also the general philospohy of antidisestablishmentarianism and its views on opposing the separation of church and state?"
1 second pause...
Blonde oul one: "Ok see you then"
:rolleyes:

b*e*g: I have often been mistaken for that Jimmy fella (oh the shame) and have been approached in pubs and clubs for autographs..?!?:eek: They usually say its for their Mum though..? Best not to dwell on that one methinks.

Sp@rtacus wrote:

Chamlis; how could you... Those little Lotto dudes are the cheese. The little dopey guy pretending to be a lion...? Hilarious.

Anyway, Darragh, I was just talking baout that "wan" to people in work this very morning... a terrible gobsh|te it must be said. I was watching that Ryan Confidential and the only thing more disturbing than her misplaced, inflated ego, was the fact that I suspect Gerry couldnt stand up from under that table for quite a while after the camera stopped (iykwim ) Dirty filthy pervert, he is. Go have another pie Gerry.:D

To be fair to the actors on Fair City, when the script is so wooden that it was probably put together by a carpenter, they dont really stand much chance. Although, the blonde oul one who works in the shop (I think) is atrocious, especially her phone calls;

[phone rings]
Blonde oul one: "Hal-llo?"
1 second pause...
Blonde oul one: "Ah howiya Bella, you want me to meet you in McCoys at lunch time and so we can discuss the political fall out of Irans continuance to enrich plutonium and maybe also the general philospohy of antidisestablishmentarianism and its views on opposing the separation of church and state?"
1 second pause...
Blonde oul one: "Ok see you then"
:rolleyes:

b*e*g: I have often been mistaken for that Jimmy fella (oh the shame) and have been approached in pubs and clubs for autographs..?!?:eek: They usually say its for their Mum though..? Best not to dwell on that one methinks.

Fcuking hilarious

There's nothing shameful to looking like Jimmy he's gorgeous. You have to post a pic now.

My Mam is always saying I'm the image of Carol - can't see it myself though.

Not with yours son.
Thin hair and thick ankles is never good combination

Seriously I actually passed her in the street a while ago (she was with her husband - how does he put up with her?) and she was actually quite striking, but not to the extent that she thinks she is. The problem is she projects herself as a supermodel when really she is just a pretty girl who does a lot for herself. If she was a little more humble with a nice presonality, she would be so much more attractive.

Fair city is pure muck. Every single scene is exactly the same. One person is in the room some walks in and reems of a few lines then walks out. There's no acting involved atall! The actors are nearly always standing doing nothing, it's painful to watch I just can't sit through 10 seconds of it unless I'm awful stoned.

Derek Mooney is a laugh though he's always making sly digs at people and down right insulting them when ever he can get away with it.

Hector is class at least he's a bit of craic but for a man who's traveled so much you'd think he'd stop talking to foriegners like their retarded or something and putting on a fake accent of whatever country he's in.

5starpool wrote:

Don Wycherly (guy from Bachelors walk and myhome.ie radio ads) ftw. Voice is terrible.

Couldnt agree more, what a prick.

Not sure I'm familiar with said stupid cow, but I'll trust your judgement. We may as well sort out Ger Canning "Using the baase of his hurl to ffend of his marker.." and Pat Kenny while we're at it. No sense wasting the blowtorch.