Errmm...

Hackman · 12-10-2006 11:50am #1

I heard about this place... is it all true?

Be very nice to me, I'm new.

chamlis · 12-10-2006 11:59am

Gather round and listen and I'll tell you how's it's done
How they manage to make idiots out of everyone
Take a human population with their hunger and their pain
And the weaknesses that cripple them again and again
Invent a splendid party where dreams can be won
And with bright flashing lights, the heartaches are gone
With sex and with money and with everything for free
Then show tantalising glimpses every night on TV.
Watch the dirty hands that laboured hard for you
Stretching out like children for a crumb that they can chew
Give a car and video and a little bit to spare
And go on promising that more could all be theirs

Agent Smith · 12-10-2006 12:03pm

did you bring some apple sauce?

Hackman · 12-10-2006 12:07pm

I wasn't told to. It's my first day!

I have a yoghurt though.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-10-2006 12:09pm

Pour it down your pants.... Its tradition!

Agent Smith · 12-10-2006 12:09pm

oooh yogurt!

( what type?)

Hackman · 12-10-2006 12:11pm

I can't. I keep my parrot down there and he's allergic to it.

Hackman · 12-10-2006 12:12pm

agent smith wrote:

oooh yogurt!

( what type?)

Hazelnut and chocolate... and strawberry to follow.

spacecoyote · 12-10-2006 12:15pm

ever beaten a midget?

jezza · 12-10-2006 12:15pm

Duuu-duuu!!!
¬_¬ WaaaaaatCH OUUUT!

Can you find the anus on my tadpole?

Hackman · 12-10-2006 12:18pm

I get bashed by all types. A tadpole has an anus?? Wow! Thats where I was going wrong!!

jezza · 12-10-2006 12:19pm

Why?! Where were YOU putting it? :eek:

chamlis · 12-10-2006 12:25pm

*Opens a beer*
Have a seat, son.......

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-10-2006 12:34pm

:eek:

trilo · 12-10-2006 12:37pm

double:eek:

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 12:39pm

Hint: Wear a secure chastity belt... the lusteh laydies they do prowl these halls... :eek:

DarthWraak · 12-10-2006 12:40pm

Welcome to the nest!

A crazy :eek: :eek: :eek: start is always a good start here!

Hackman · 12-10-2006 12:43pm

jezza wrote:

Why?! Where were YOU putting it? :eek:

Dunno... but it didn't look happy!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-10-2006 12:54pm

You've gotta romance it first, set the sceen, light some candles.... Then, when its not ready... P0W!!!!

¬_¬

Hackman · 12-10-2006 12:58pm

Ah... I'm only 18... I still have so much to learn.

Gee, thanks Guys!

takola · 12-10-2006 1:09pm

You're only 18? Goddamn it what is it with the children coming in here lately!!!! :eek:

*Looks down nose*

Hackman · 12-10-2006 1:11pm

My but that's a beautiful nose. Did you pick it yourself?

popebenny16 · 12-10-2006 1:17pm

Tadpoles are swine. Just as soon as you know them they go hopping off frog-like to some better pond. However the S&M and TV tadpoles are better company as they're more broadminded.

boneless · 12-10-2006 1:48pm

popebenny16 wrote:

Tadpoles are swine. Just as soon as you know them they go hopping off frog-like to some better pond. However the S&M and TV tadpoles are better company as they're more broadminded.

Jaysus, yore sick... will you give me lessons???

Caco · 12-10-2006 2:11pm

Welcome! The only two terms you will need while posting in here...
Yore Ma
Atari Jaguar

spacecoyote · 12-10-2006 2:11pm

takola wrote:

You're only 18? Goddamn it what is it with the children coming in here lately!!!! :eek:

*Looks down nose*

says the ancient what is it 19/20 year old

takola · 12-10-2006 4:40pm

spacecoyote wrote:

says the ancient what is it 19/20 year old

Actually I'm 21 at Christmas so there!!!!!!!!

You know, I'd swear you missed me! :eek: What with the way you're replying to every comment I make! :rolleyes: Awwwww Poor Iccle Spaceman!!!!

Jules · 12-10-2006 4:45pm

was there mention of the LL of Tcn... welcome new boy!!!! dont worry the worst of us is no longer lusting but you gotta watch out for the other 4... they can be kinky, moody, angry and above all else lusty... but you will meet her later!

take care, the pitfalls are many but the laughs greatly outweigh them.. sit back and enjoy, and dont forget..... GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU GET!!!!

Doomspell · 12-10-2006 4:52pm

chamlis wrote:

*Opens a beer*
Have a seat, son.......

/me snatchs beer out of chamlis hands

mwuahahaha!!

*ahem*

sonic juice · 12-10-2006 6:12pm

The French parliament has adopted a bill making it a crime to deny that Armenians suffered "genocide" at the hands of the Turks, infuriating Turkey.

what will happen next...

see very insane indeed

DarthWraak · 12-10-2006 6:47pm

sonic juice wrote:

The French parliament has adopted a bill making it a crime to deny that Armenians suffered "genocide" at the hands of the Turks, infuriating Turkey.

what will happen next...

see very insane indeed

meh?

Sofaspud · 12-10-2006 7:44pm

Ah, yes. The Cuckoo's nest. A delightful place, where bearers of yoghurt are always
RUN, THEY'LL CONSUME YOUR SOUL! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME, YOU STILL HAVE A . . .

*muffled screams*

*silence*

biko · 12-10-2006 8:11pm

This is our town, this is Friday night
Dressed in our rags and our rage and our best
Piercing eyes looking for something - anything, anyone.
Stare across the floor as they begin to dance
Missing all the rhythms and the chosen right steps
And we laugh and we drink in our corner again
We're better than them
Divided we were born, divided we live
Divided we fall, divided we die
Still we tell ourselves over and over again
We're better than them

Lust4Life · 12-10-2006 9:47pm

Oh. My. God. Just joined and found the nest already.
You guys haven't told him what we do with N00b Meat yet, have you?

I'll get the Jello and the spahnfarkel pit ready.

Hackman, I hope you cance, cuz there's an initiation here.

Fill ya in later!

Hugs,

L

Originally posted by takola:

You're only 18? Goddamn it what is it with the children coming in here lately!!!!

*Looks down nose*

OMG! Takola, you're starting to sound like Cartman! LOLZ!

Black Swan · 13-10-2006 4:14am

Has anyone shown Hackman the secret TCN handshake?

spacecoyote · 13-10-2006 6:57am

well i waved my willy at him if thats what you mean?

Jules · 13-10-2006 7:27am

Ah sc thats my boy, waving your willy around just to make him feel better and more welcome in Tcn!!!!

how many times have we told you, if you spray wondergrow on it, im afraid hunny its not gonna work!!!

spacecoyote · 13-10-2006 7:42am

i sleep with it in a pot of fertililizer, its already grown an 1/8th of an inch (although that could be due to swelling from the fertilizer-related infection

)

Jules · 13-10-2006 7:43am

hey im a vet nurse, want me to take a look at that for ya?

spacecoyote · 13-10-2006 7:52am

yes, a professional like yourself is more than welcome to rub some cream on it for me

Jules · 13-10-2006 7:54am

well, we have to cover tha basics first..... if you have an infection we need to see if your temperature is high, now turn around and lift your tail..... Now where is that KY! *scratches head

Hackman · 13-10-2006 11:04pm

spacecoyote wrote:

well i waved my willy at him if thats what you mean?

That reminds me... get maggots to go fishing tomorrow...

Sofaspud · 14-10-2006 2:16pm

Hackman wrote:

That reminds me... get maggots to go fishing tomorrow...

He TORCHED your ass, man! He TORCHED your ass!

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 2:21pm

Sofaspud wrote:

He TORCHED your ass, man! He TORCHED your ass!

Thats deep, thats a deep burn...

homah_7ft · 16-10-2006 6:12am

It's mostly the same stuff rehashed Hackman. You might find a few bits of genuine insanity though.

spacecoyote · 16-10-2006 7:32am

Hackman wrote:

That reminds me... get maggots to go fishing tomorrow...

you use these guys too do ya

boneless · 16-10-2006 9:40am

Jaysus that's a big maggot! You could tie a lady up with that... if that's your sort of thing... I wouldn't know of course...:o

Sofaspud · 16-10-2006 8:25pm

boneless wrote:

Jaysus that's a big maggot! You could tie a lady up with that... if that's your sort of thing... I wouldn't know of course...:o

More into tying up men, are we?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 17-10-2006 7:23am

Ooooohhhh it burns, it burns!!!

The goggles, they do nothing!

Lust4Life · 17-10-2006 11:21am

Good heavens! Deep Cavity searches and everything!

takola · 17-10-2006 1:14pm

homah_7ft wrote:

It's mostly the same stuff rehashed Hackman. You might find a few bits of genuine insanity though.

Well you did leave us homah! I haven't seen a bit of genuine insanity in here since you left!!!!

Errmm...

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