Wisdom of the brotherhood

mickrourke · 15-09-2007 10:51AM #1

Brothers, I come to you with a question and although I may not have the glorious gut or a shiny bonce that is prerequisite of this marvellous monarchy of male-dom, but I do call on the wisdom of the brotherhood if they will listen ?
** holds cap in hands and bows**

Short hair on the wimmins (the head now) a good or bad thing?

Some look lovely with short hair, Halle Berry, that newsreader half Russian, half welsh thats on bbc, Kylie, Bosco... etc.

but generally i think it's the long hair that does it for me, Beyonce, Jenifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, Jon bon Jovi, etc..

What do the brothers think?

The Hill Billy · 15-09-2007 11:07AM

As long as the oul' gash is shaved I'm not fussy.

Kazobel · 15-09-2007 11:23AM

Hill Billy wrote:

As long as the oul' gash is shaved I'm not fussy.

that would hav been funnier if you said "fuzzy"

To the op, some girls look better with short hair, it frames their face, I like cutting my hair short every now and again, we do it for us not yous

The Hill Billy · 15-09-2007 11:38AM

Kazobel wrote:

that would hav been funnier if you said "fuzzy"

LORFL!

Kazobel · 15-09-2007 12:07PM

Hill Billy wrote:

LORFL!

I know! I think I actually pee'd a little when I was writing it

smashey · 15-09-2007 12:09PM

mickrourke wrote:

Some look lovely with short hair, Halle Berry, that newsreader half Russian, half welsh thats on bbc, Kylie, Bosco... etc. What do the brothers think?

Short and ginger?

Kazobel · 15-09-2007 12:16PM

smashey wrote:

Short and ginger?

he like's his wimmen like his pubes

mickrourke · 15-09-2007 12:20PM

Kazobel wrote:

he like's his wimmen like his pubes

How'd you know!!!!!
No I just like to get me hand up..... a puppet

BTW I am short and ginger, I also like Leprachauns and Tabby cats

mickrourke · 15-09-2007 12:22PM

smashey wrote:

Short and ginger?

Jon Bon jovi is fine then, you only have issue with Bosco?

smashey · 15-09-2007 12:27PM

mickrourke wrote:

Jon Bon jovi is fine then, you only have issue with Bosco?

Actually, he's your choice.

Kazobel · 15-09-2007 12:30PM

mickrourke wrote:

How'd you know!!!!!
No I just like to get me hand up..... a puppet

Oh so your ideal situation would be Bosco on his hands and knees ballgagged and naked with his hole slightly cocked in the air. your arms latexed up to the elbows and well lubed and commence a cocaine and gin induced frenzied punchfisting session?

mickrourke · 15-09-2007 12:41PM

Kazobel wrote:

Oh so your ideal situation would be Bosco on his hands and knees ballgagged and naked with his hole slightly cocked in the air. your arms latexed up to the elbows and well lubed and commence a cocaine and gin induced frenzied punchfisting session?

Er, em, Well I was just hoping for dinner and a bit of dancing but whatever floats your boat...

mickrourke · 15-09-2007 12:42PM

smashey wrote:

Actually, he's your choice.

But you haven't disapproved.....

John Mason · 15-09-2007 12:44PM

Kazobel wrote:

Oh so your ideal situation would be Bosco on his hands and knees ballgagged and naked with his hole slightly cocked in the air. your arms latexed up to the elbows and well lubed and commence a cocaine and gin induced frenzied punchfisting session?

sorry far too early for this conversation :eek:

trout · 15-09-2007 12:58PM

Kazobel wrote:

Oh so your ideal situation would be Bosco on his hands and knees ballgagged and naked with his hole slightly cocked in the air. your arms latexed up to the elbows and well lubed and commence a cocaine and gin induced frenzied punchfisting session?

:eek:

... I just can't imagine Bosco ever drinking gin.

Kazobel · 15-09-2007 01:05PM

trout wrote:

:eek:

... I just can't imagine Bosco ever drinking gin.

Well he must have been on something to sit there for an hour with Marions hand up his a*se and I never once seen her pass a bottle of poppers to him although she was quite fond of knocking on her box and him popping out, maybe that's where the gin and cocane was! :eek:

princess-lala · 15-09-2007 05:31PM

Whats wrong with short hair on the wimmin??????

I have short hair and love it!!!

smellslikeshoes · 15-09-2007 07:24PM

princess-lala wrote:

Whats wrong with short hair on the wimmin??????

I have short hair and love it!!!

This maybe just me but long haired woman are more attractive in my opinion, There aren't very many woman who get anything extra from having short hair, but obviously there are exceptions like the OP mentioned.

princess-lala · 15-09-2007 07:32PM

smellslikeshoes wrote:

This maybe just me but long haired woman are more attractive in my opinion, There aren't very many woman who get anything extra from having short hair, but obviously there are exceptions like the OP mentioned.

Long hair is horrible on me!!! Everybody says so:cool:

admiralofthefleet · 15-09-2007 07:54PM

short haired birds are the main type i go for, god they are hot. that bird on the late late show last night with the pink hair was so fit

AlmightyCushion · 15-09-2007 09:27PM

As long as it suits them that's all that matters. One of the women where I used to work (finished yesterday) has short hair and is an absolute cracker and I really can't imagine her with long hair. I really don't think it would suit her.

Jesus Wept · 15-09-2007 09:49PM

princess-lala wrote:

Short hair is horrible on me!!! Everybody says so:cool:

Did you mean long?

I made my feelings clear on this in AFter hours, there was a thread a couple of weeks ago. :cool:

princess-lala · 16-09-2007 01:10AM

The-Rigger wrote:

Did you mean long?

I made my feelings clear on this in AFter hours, there was a thread a couple of weeks ago. :cool:

Ooops I did mean long

I knew I read the whole short hair thing recently :rolleyes:

Zaph · 16-09-2007 12:09PM

Short hair does it for me. Brunette short hair is even better.

princess-lala · 16-09-2007 12:25PM

zaph wrote:

Short hair does it for me. Brunette short hair is even better.

Zaph were you checking out my pictures again

Kazobel · 16-09-2007 12:39PM

This is what I looked like when my hair was short, I kinda like it to be honest

kaz.jpg

kaz1.jpg

but I like having long hair too so I think hair is more to do with what the girl likes as opposed to what the guy likes, once you go short it takes a long time to grow it back so it's not something you want to regret or it'll cost you 1000 quid on extentions just to look like you already did a week before

Bazzy · 16-09-2007 09:02PM

BOSCO IS A GIRL??

Have we any proof of this i was always under the impression it was a bloke who's balls hadnt dropped

Jesus Wept · 16-09-2007 09:08PM

princess-lala wrote:

Ooops I did mean long

I knew I read the whole short hair thing recently :rolleyes:

Do these pictures exist? :cool:

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 12:19AM

The-Rigger wrote:

Do these pictures exist? :cool:

I would put them up if I knew how

Jesus Wept · 17-09-2007 12:35AM

princess-lala wrote:

I would put them up if I knew how

Bless, I'll come down there and show ya.

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 12:38AM

The-Rigger wrote:

Bless, I'll come down there and show ya.

Im not messing I honestly dont know how to on this, anything else I can do but just cant seem to manage putting a picture up here

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 10:48AM

Heres lala

mickrourke · 17-09-2007 11:06AM

Ok, there seems to be a huge difference in the perception of short hair, the two ladies who were kind enough to show us their coiffeurs, do not in my opinion have short hair - I would class that as medium-long hair, and yes lala it does suit you.

I'm thinking short as in quite short, like a kylie short or Halle Berry, Winona Ryder, it really suits those 3, but in general, long hair tied up or straggling can be very attractive. But if it doesn't suit you, it doesn't suit, and some women are quite attractive with short hair when long doesn't suit.

AlmightyCushion · 17-09-2007 03:34PM

princess-lala wrote:

Heres lala

A topless photo would be nice.

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 03:37PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

A topless photo would be nice.

NO - one picture is enough

smashey · 17-09-2007 03:37PM

princess-lala wrote:

Heres lala

A teletubbie?

AlmightyCushion · 17-09-2007 03:38PM

smashey wrote:

A teletubbie?

Ha ha ha.

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 03:41PM

smashey wrote:

A teletubbie?

Ha Ha I nearly got thick there until I copped what you were talking about!!

smashey · 17-09-2007 03:42PM

princess-lala wrote:

Ha Ha I nearly got thick there until I copped what you were talking about!!

Jesus Wept · 17-09-2007 07:15PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

A topless photo would be nice.

+1

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 07:23PM

The-Rigger wrote:

+1

This aint no porn site lads

Mr. Presentable · 17-09-2007 07:30PM

princess-lala wrote:

Long hair is horrible on me!!! Everybody says so:cool:

Long hair always gets caught under my knees.

AlmightyCushion · 17-09-2007 07:32PM

princess-lala wrote:

This aint no porn site lads

Yes you are right and I apologise for asking you to post up topless pictures of yourself. If you PM them to me that will be fine.

princess-lala · 17-09-2007 07:35PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Yes you are right and I apologise for asking you to post up topless pictures of yourself. If you PM them to me that will be fine.

Eh nope

AlmightyCushion · 17-09-2007 07:37PM

princess-lala wrote:

Eh nope

Meh, it was worth a shot.

princess-lala · 18-09-2007 10:48AM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Meh, it was worth a shot.

Free drinks for life and your on

Slow Motion · 18-09-2007 11:00AM

princess-lala wrote:

Free drinks for life and your on

I believe I might be able to help there, you see I know this barman......

princess-lala · 18-09-2007 11:04AM

Slow Motion wrote:

I believe I might be able to help there, you see I know this barman......

Cuddlesworth · 18-09-2007 11:18AM

Free booze going for topless picks? Hell yeah, wheres my camera?

Slow Motion · 18-09-2007 11:50AM

krazy_8s wrote:

Free booze going for topless picks? Hell yeah, wheres my camera?

Only if you're a cute female

Cuddlesworth · 18-09-2007 12:04PM

Slow Motion wrote:

Only if you're a cute female

A wig and few few beers your way, who would know?

Wisdom of the brotherhood

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