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Bet she didn't see that one coming

  • 23-10-2007 12:31PM
    #1
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭


    Gotta love the ironing....



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm



    "A woman returned home to a house full of smoke after a crystal ball set fire to her lounge.

    Firefighters said the crystal ball on the windowsill had refracted sunlight on to the curtains, starting the blaze. The woman returned to her home in Poole, Dorset, at 1400 BST to discover the fire."


    :D


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  • #2
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Gotta love the ironing....

    Wackjob, nobody likes ironing.


  • #3
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    That reminds me of the story. A telephone psychic hotline spontaneously went bankrupt and had to let all of its employees go. You think one of them would have seen it coming


  • #4
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Wossack


    I got one of those glass orb paperweights for a birthday present a few years ago (thanks grandma, it was way better then Mortal Kombat II), and it came with a warning about exactly this happening lol


  • #5
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Well that's what happens when you have a tool of the devil in your house.


  • #6
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,260 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Well that's what happens when you have a tool of the devil in your house.

    Are you referring to the woman or the crystal ball?


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  • #7
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    check out my crystal balls


  • #8
    ScumLord
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    The ball, but I suppose having a tool of the devil makes you a tool of the devil.


  • #9
    L31mr0d
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    CRAP!!! :eek: I've got a crystal ball globe on my windowsill atm... no joke.

    and my curtains are closed! *que ending drum solo to eastenders*


  • #10
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    well you're just asking for it so aren't you


  • #11
    Jesus Wept
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    She should of stuck to the magic eight-ball


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  • #12
    the_syco
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    The ball, but I suppose having a tool of the devil makes you a tool of the devil.
    Only christians fear the devil, as the devil was created to make people worship god. F**ked up, but it works.
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    She should of stuck to the magic eight-ball
    It's freaky how good it's answers are. Oh, and unlike some peoples god, it actually answers your questions:p


  • #13
    L31mr0d
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    MooseJam wrote: »
    well you're just asking for it so aren't you

    damn it... now i'm all paranoid about my apartment being in cinders when I get home.... and the window is east facing

    It looks pretty much like one of these

    EDIT: Actually it looks exactly like this one (i.e. the largest one). Scatters some nice rainbows across the bedroom in the morning.


  • #14
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    the_syco wrote: »
    It's freaky how good it's answers are. Oh, and unlike some peoples god, it actually answers your questions:p
    God does answer every ones questions it's just that people don't understand he's ways. If there's silence you can take it for granted that's a no.

    Only christians fear the devil, as the devil was created to make people worship god. F**ked up, but it works
    The greatest feet the devil ever pulled off was convincing people he doesn't exist. The exact opposite is true of God.


  • #15
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    L31mr0d wrote: »
    damn it... now i'm all paranoid about my apartment being in cinders when I get home.... and the window is east facing

    It looks pretty much like one of these

    EDIT: Actually it looks exactly like this one (i.e. the largest one). Scatters some nice rainbows across the bedroom in the morning.


    Now it's scattering sparks and flame :D


  • #16
    ScumLord
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    I give it 2 hours tops before it's opened a gateway to hell and Mary Harney is let loss on your house.


  • #17
    Jesus Wept
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    God does answer every ones questions it's just that people don't understand he's ways. If there's silence you can take it for granted that's a no.


    The greatest feet the devil ever pulled off was convincing people he doesn't exist. The exact opposite is true of God.

    Just lol. :)


  • #18
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Ironing? Surely you mean irony.


  • #19
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    SetantaL wrote: »
    Ironing? Surely you mean irony.

    Pun detector not working then ? ;)


  • #20
    Egon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭Egon


    Maybe (hopefully) she wasn't a fortune-teller, maybe she's a contact juggler?

    check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqim3Y3ir2g for an example


  • #21
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Egon wrote: »
    Maybe (hopefully) she wasn't a fortune-teller, maybe she's a contact juggler?

    check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqim3Y3ir2g for an example

    Strangely hipnotic


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  • #22
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,375 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Do goldfish bowls come with warnings

    "keep away from flammable materials"


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