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Randylonghorn: his life and times!

  • 30-10-2007 02:53AM
    #1
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    Chapter 1.

    peanutspenis8xe.gif


    ... might shut Rig up about me never starting a thread on tCN! :-p


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    wow, your first thread in the nest?

    Well that wasn't worth the wait.


    RSH
    cruel.jpg

    normal_gateau-anniversaire-small-penis.jpg


  • #3
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hah ... even after travelling all the way to Thailand, they still weren't impressed with you ...

    normal_you-have-small-penis.jpg

    And the Americans were downright cruel ...

    penis.jpg


  • #4
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    See, this is what happens when the ginger lad goes away for a few days. We turn on each other. :p


  • #5
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    :D

    Actually, so much very funny stuff on the web that is just that bit too much for here! :(


  • #6
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    lifebook.jpg


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  • #7
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah, gee, Ruu ... you shouldn't have! :o


    Anyway ... just found this old t-shirt:

    ATC1406.jpg

    It DID help a bit with the screamin' and runnin' away ...


  • #8
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Ah, gee, Ruu ... you shouldn't have! :o


    Anyway ... just found this old t-shirt:

    ATC1406.jpg

    It DID help a bit with Challengemaster's screamin' and runnin' away ...

    FYP


  • #9
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    See, I can take a slagging ... it doesn't bother me, BECAUSE ...

    medium_14816204.jpg


  • #10
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Ah, gee, Ruu ... you shouldn't have! :o


    Anyway ... just found this old t-shirt:

    ATC1406.jpg

    It DID help a bit with the screamin' and runnin' away ...

    Pictures or its not true :p:D


  • #11
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Anyway ... just found this old t-shirt:


    It DID help a bit with the screamin' and runnin' away ...


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    Pictures or its not true :p:D
    Unfortunately, it has been known to happen! :(

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    5000naked.jpg


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  • #12
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You must be trying to make up for something. You are all talk. :)


  • #13
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Well, you know what that woman said to you the last night, Rig ...

    A1231E.jpg


  • #14
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    When is Damo coming back? Bring back Damo.


  • #15
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah yes ... he was telling me about the first time ye met ...

    dick1.jpg


  • #16
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    It DID help a bit with the screamin' and runnin' away ...

    yeah.. I'm sure that was the reason.. :rolleyes:


  • #17
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    my junk mail alone is greater than this assault


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    When I opened this thread ten people around me immediately suffered fatal brain haemorrhages. :(


  • #19
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm with Sarky on this one... I actually feel stupider now for reading this...

    Wait... Stupider isn't even a word!


  • #20
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    I'm with Sarky on this one... I actually feel stupider now for reading this...

    Wait... Stupider isn't even a word!
    I agree actually ... I was just trying to shut Rig tf up, and if ye would stop bumping it, it would have been dead within 3 hours! :p


  • #21
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    ok
    it's about womens right to the pole

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKcY_DNF8aY


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  • #22
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    we should all have a life and times thread....


  • #23
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I agree actually ... I was just trying to shut Rig tf up, and if ye would stop bumping it, it would have been dead within 3 hours! :p
    *cough*


  • #24
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    *sneeze*

    Stupid contagious longhorn


  • #25
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    contagious longhorn?!? jesus, what are you!:eek:

    edit: that's the first time his horn's been got by anyone in quite some time!


  • #26
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    not got....caught. I'm sick now :(


  • #27
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    *sneeze*

    Stupid contagious longhorn
    Oh, believe me, if Longhorn had sneezed, you would both have known all about it!! :cool:


  • #28
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    we dont need or want to know about when you fap, mate :p


  • #29
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Interesting aside, one of the accroynms I have to use in work is Faap. It makse me laugh. as does COC. Oh man the hilarity of mortgages......lol


  • #30
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    Oh man the hilarity of mortgages......lol
    O_o

    /pulls out thermometer and takes PiP's temperature


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  • #31
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    I told ya, I'm sick. Contagious randy.....
    *cough*
    *sneeze*


  • #32
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    I told ya, I'm sick. Contagious randy.....
    *cough*
    *sneeze*

    I seem to have got that too.. >_>:o


  • #33
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Yup, this thread was a trap, and now he pwns our souls....


  • #34
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    the only thing he pwns is an extra large bottle of baby oil..


  • #35
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    he pwns yore ma!


  • #36
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    no ur ma (he's old enough to, anyway!)*







    *he's so going to kill me! /runs


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  • #37
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Ha ha, my ma is too cool for that,


  • #38
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    That wasn't her rocking chair squeaking, missy!


  • #39
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    oooh you gets a smack....


  • #40
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    :p


  • #41
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    tsk tsk,


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  • #42
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    challengemaster wrote: »
    I seem to have got that too.. >_> :o
    FINALLY, he admits it!
    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    Yup, this thread was a trap, and now he pwns our souls....
    ... and your .....................................................................
    challengemaster wrote: »
    the only thing he pwns is an extra large bottle of baby oil..
    Stop telling tales, j00! :o


  • #43
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    what the dots for??


  • #44
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Everything, ofc! :rolleyes:


  • #45
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    he's old/senile.. he forgets what he wants to say


  • #46
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    challengemaster wrote: »
    he's old/senile
    I still get more action than you do, given your Italian record! :p:p:p


  • #47
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    uh huh.. but I've reason :p


  • #48
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    lost your tweezers again? :rolleyes:


  • #49
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    you borrowed that, remember?


  • #50
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    No ... I borrowed that flashlight (sp?) thing all right, seeing that it was way too big for you, but not the tweezers.


  • #51
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    no no.. i distinctly remember you borrowing the tweasers.. something about an ingrown pube?


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