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my morning Terminator shower routine

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  • #32
    ClarenceOveur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭ClarenceOveur


    DesF wrote: »
    Whoosh.

    He has mistaken me for this d!ckhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing you do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and you even go to the same barber, although you have a slightly better haircut.


  • #33
    Aard
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    BrianTheMessiah wrote: »
    JUDGEMENT DAY
    You're doing it wrong.


  • #34
    BrianTheMessiah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭BrianTheMessiah


    How so?


  • #35
    Terry
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    Aard wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.
    Heh.
    It went right over his head. :)


  • #36
    knird evol
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    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


    Did you catch patty winters this morning, about weirdos who think they are the Terminator


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  • #37
    ScumLord
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    deadprez wrote: »
    haha it's from American Psycho dude! No worries! He can't even do a sit up! ;)
    I was going to say, is that before or after you go on a murderous rampage.


  • #38
    MOH
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    Just as long as you don't try popping out your eyeball in the bathroom mirror ..


  • #39
    seaner
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    lol


  • #40
    MagicMarker
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    alienhead wrote: »
    i have to drop back some video tapes!
    Nice..


  • #41
    Kess73
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    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.




    Love that book and Film. Bateman rules. :)


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  • #42
    ScumLord
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    Great book, decent film. I couldn't read he's daily routines or reviews, just had to skip to the end of the chapter. Some of them where over 10 pages long!!


  • #43
    tech77
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    Kess73 wrote: »
    Bateman rules. :)

    I'm guessing you mean that in an ironic sense.

    Also funniest AH thread in a long while.


  • #44
    beans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭beans


    Time to crack out the old furry orange, over-head earphones. It's hip to be square and all that :)


  • #45
    Krieg
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    DesF wrote: »
    While I don't partake of this shower activity, I do sometimes go around in "cyborg mode". You know when you see the outlook from the eyes of the Terminator, with all the info coming up on the screen.

    Human Female.
    Hair : Blonde
    Height : 5' 6"
    Weight : Skinny


    Dog
    Coat : Brown
    Teeth : Sharp
    Bark : Loud

    Cat
    Coat : Orange
    Claws : Sharp
    Eats : Mice


    dum-di-dum

    I managed to stop doing that :p
    However, Jean luc picard and the enterprise are still flying around my empty brain (space) and controlling me... actually Im going to save this for the PI forum some day.
    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    I am genuinely interested to know if you played that from memory
    Great movie :D


  • #46
    Antamojo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 404 ✭✭Antamojo


    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    lol

    At night I like to throw chainsaws down a few flights of stairs at prostitutes too


  • #47
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    Well you know you really shouldn't put on the ice pack before using the deep pore cleansing lotion, as it would be more effective if your pores were open rather than closed before doing this. Perhaps a good steaming before cleansing would be more beneficial.


  • #48
    yawnstretch
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    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    bwahaahahaAaaaaaaAAA!

    -EXCELLENT


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
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  • #50
    Jesus Wept
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    Kess73 wrote: »
    Love that book and Film. Bateman rules. :)

    woah

    Bateman is only one letter off Batman, cosmic.


  • #51
    Binomate
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    I pee in the shower.


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  • #52
    Jesus Wept
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    Binomate wrote: »
    I pee in the shower.

    That's ignant.


  • #53
    connundrum
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    That's ignant.

    Interesting. I thought it would have just been a bit smelly


  • #54
    Jesus Wept
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    It can be more than one thing.


  • #55
    Doctor DooM
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    That's ignant.

    Whats that? An <NERD> ant obsessed with computer games? </NERD>


  • #56
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It can be more than one thing.

    IMO, it'd only be ignant if he pissed while someone was in the shower with him.
    SDooM wrote: »
    Whats that? An <NERD> ant obsessed with computer games? </NERD>

    ..... tumble weed.....


  • #57
    Poxyshamrock
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    I just wash myself in the shower.


  • #58
    Cheeky_gal
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    Poxyshamrock wrote: »
    I just wash myself in the shower.

    Don't worry dude....that's what I'd say 99% of the population do. It's these weirdos that take showering to a whole new level.....incredibly strange. :D


  • #59
    THEDONWALDO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭THEDONWALDO


    give me your clothes, your shoes, and your floppy doppy hair (as said in a bad arnie accent) da da dada da da dada


  • #60
    Rovi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    Seeing as we're on a Terminator binge and it's heading on for Christmas, enjoy-
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0


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  • #61
    doonothing
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    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    ...what?


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