If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Finally coming out of the closet!!!!

justsomebloke · 2008-10-20 08:57:36

To the Brothers/Brotherettes, I have a confession to make to you all. It has come to my attention that a couple of people have copped on to a certain part of my life that I have been trying to hide from the people here and I think it is finally time for me to come clean. I'm hoping that you will be able to show and open…

20-10-2008 08:57AM

#1

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

To the Brothers/Brotherettes,

I have a confession to make to you all. It has come to my attention that a couple of people have copped on to a certain part of my life that I have been trying to hide from the people here and I think it is finally time for me to come clean. I'm hoping that you will be able to show and open mind when I tell you this as I know some of you mightn't be able to look at me in the same way again so.......

*sigh* I use a man bag.:(

now I know some of you will be in shock and I don't know what to say but a few weeks ago I didn't have a choice as I had to use it for the purposes of bringing drink some where and I saw it's usefulness for this task and since then I have being using it for the purpose of carrying drink and it is great.
So I know I have let you all down but please forgive me.

P.S. no I'm not gay just in case you were wondering

0

Comments

#2 20-10-2008 08:59AM

smashey

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 20051

*smack*

0
#3 20-10-2008 09:02AM

Slow Motion

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2007

Posts: 3695

What smashey said!

0
#4 20-10-2008 09:17AM

Ginny

Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2007

Posts: 13351

A man bag?
Next you'll be telling us you moisturise!

0
#5 20-10-2008 09:22AM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo there cowboy. I'll have none of that slander about my character thank you very much

0
#6 20-10-2008 09:33AM

Ginny

Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2007

Posts: 13351

Its a slippery slope...

0
Advertisement
#7 20-10-2008 09:43AM

Slow Motion

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2007

Posts: 3695

jsb wrote: »

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo there cowboy. I'll have none of that slander about my character thank you very much

Next you'll be telling us you eat salads.........oh...wait..........!

0
#8 20-10-2008 09:44AM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

*uses laser eyes on Slow Mo*

0
#9 20-10-2008 09:45AM

smashey

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 20051

He carries all that stuff Ginny and Slo mentioned in his... ahhhhhhhh I can't say it.

0
#10 20-10-2008 09:50AM

ShayK1

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2002

Posts: 5415

jsb wrote: »

*sigh* I use a man bag.:(

pics or.... well, you know the rest

0
#11 20-10-2008 09:53AM

KTRIC

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 8755

Manbags are sooooo 2003, moisturiser FTW

0
Advertisement
#12 20-10-2008 10:10AM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

ShayK1 wrote: »

pics or.... well, you know the rest

manbag.JPG

I have it in with me today to bring home my laptop which I have in work and also cause I haven't been home since the game on saturday when I needed to use it's functionality.

However thanks for asking as I am missing my last can of heinken which should of still been in it

0
#13 20-10-2008 12:20PM

robtri

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 5372

jsb wrote: »

manbag.JPG

The XPS was a nice touch to try to make it look good, but dear god man, actually let me re-phrase, dear god lady.... get a grip...

0
#14 20-10-2008 01:01PM

BKtje

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,097 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 7856

Next you'll be telling us you moisturise!

Or use conditioner, ugh.

At least it's brown.

0
#15 20-10-2008 01:24PM

ShayK1

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2002

Posts: 5415

that's not tooo bad. I had an image of something like this
http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/mulberry1_1.jpg

I've a bag for carrying lunch and my PSP and games on the train but it looks more like this

http://interfacematters.com/images/indy.jpg

0
#16 20-10-2008 01:45PM

KTRIC

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 8755

ShayK1 wrote: »

http://interfacematters.com/images/indy.jpg

I'm with you there, thats more of a gentlemanly pouch. Man bags are more decorative than functional.

0
#17 20-10-2008 01:53PM

smashey

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 20051

KTRIC wrote: »

I'm with you there, thats more of a gentlemanly pouch. Man bags are more decorative than functional ghey and totally wrong.

Fixed that for you. :cool:

0
#18 20-10-2008 01:59PM

Fratton Fred

Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 26025

jsb wrote: »

To the Brothers/Brotherettes,

I have a confession to make to you all. It has come to my attention that a couple of people have copped on to a certain part of my life that I have been trying to hide from the people here and I think it is finally time for me to come clean. I'm hoping that you will be able to show and open mind when I tell you this as I know some of you mightn't be able to look at me in the same way again so.......

*sigh* I use a man bag.:(

now I know some of you will be in shock and I don't know what to say but a few weeks ago I didn't have a choice as I had to use it for the purposes of bringing drink some where and I saw it's usefulness for this task and since then I have being using it for the purpose of carrying drink and it is great.
So I know I have let you all down but please forgive me.

P.S. no I'm not gay just in case you were wondering

I like the way you use the "I'm not gay" bit at the end as if it kind of makes it ok, well it doesn't tbh.

Its like saying you drive a Nissan Micra convertible, but it's ok, because it's black.

Your sexuality makes no difference, you carry a man bag, therefore you are a vegetarian hairdresser who reads Hello magazine.

0
#19 20-10-2008 02:01PM

KTRIC

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 8755

Do not falsely quote posters as a mean of insulting them.
This is a warning next time you will be infracted.
Thaed

0
#20 20-10-2008 02:02PM

KTRIC

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 8755

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Its like saying you drive a Nissan Micra convertible, but it's ok, because it's black.

Oh no no no no nooooo. However Ghey you might think manbags are or not. The Micro convertible is proper Ghey, doesn't matter what colour it is.

0
#21 20-10-2008 02:46PM

Star Lord

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2006

Posts: 29280

jsb wrote: »

manbag.JPG

I have it in with me today to bring home my laptop which I have in work and also cause I haven't been home since the game on saturday when I needed to use it's functionality.

However thanks for asking as I am missing my last can of heinken which should of still been in it

Turned that way, with the XPS showing out to try to save face and hide the "Hello Kitty" you embroidered onto the other side?

0
Advertisement
#22 20-10-2008 02:58PM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Turned that way, with the XPS showing out to try to save face and hide the "Hello Kitty" you embroidered onto the other side?

HEY that's an iron on transfer

wait............................................I shouldn't have said that should I

0
#23 20-10-2008 04:22PM

Will

Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2005

Posts: 18544

Unfortunately I'm not surprised to hear you have a man purse... first salad, then a purse, what next? shaving your legs?

Just come out of the closet already 'man', half your foot is out, now make the next step.

0
#24 20-10-2008 05:38PM

Zaph

Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2003

Posts: 45113

jsb wrote: »

P.S. no I'm not gay just in case you were wondering

It would have been far more acceptable if you had said you were than admitting to this.

/slowly shakes head in dismay

0
#25 20-10-2008 05:59PM

trout

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2005

Posts: 9492

Oh Sweet Jeebus :rolleyes:

Lads ... what need have you of bags ... have ye no pockets in yore trousers ?

0
#26 20-10-2008 07:06PM

Nevyn

Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2002

Posts: 40756

tbh or even

0
#27 20-10-2008 07:16PM

Gaspode

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,051 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2004

Posts: 7323

All you should ever need

0
#28 21-10-2008 07:22AM

robtri

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 5372

Thaedydal wrote: »

tbh or even

Sorry they won't do either, the tool belt is too clean, never been used... this screams I am Ghey but trying to hide it..... sorry thay toolbelt is GHEY...
now the swat vest looks good initially but be wary here brothers, unless you are a memeber of Swat, it is Ghey, seriously village people Ghey....

0
#29 21-10-2008 07:39AM

Tom Dunne

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 21052

Imagine the Brethren SWAT team. Des would be the cannon-fodder, he would take a bullet for the Brethren. Myself and trout would be the sharpshooters, taking them out from a distance with pin-point lethal force. Smashey, Slow Motion and Admiral would be the ones that kick the doors down and storm the building.

Sister Zaphora would be back at base making tea, fretting over who is going to tell PfB......

Sorry, did I drift off there?

Bags you say? Laptop bag is all I have or need.

0
#30 21-10-2008 07:49AM

smashey

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 20051

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Imagine the Brethren SWAT team. Des would be the cannon-fodder, he would take a bullet for the Brethren. Myself and trout would be the sharpshooters, taking them out from a distance with pin-point lethal force. Smashey, Slow Motion and Admiral would be the ones that kick the doors down and storm the building.

Sister Zaphora would be back at base making tea, fretting over who is going to tell PfB......

BGRH SWAT Team only needs one member.

0
Advertisement
#31 21-10-2008 09:57AM

LolaDub

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2008

Posts: 2092

The xps doesn't save you,they're crap lap tops, i have two here that are both fcuked. I think this 'brothers' title needs to be changed to sister....

0
#32 21-10-2008 10:15AM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

LolaDub wrote: »

The xps doesn't save you,they're crap lap tops, i have two here that are both fcuked. I think this 'brothers' title needs to be changed to sister....

eh, have to say I still quite like mine. nearly 2 years on and I can still get around 5-6 hours out of the battery off it and bar the hard drive dying, which was my own fault, and it running quite hot sometimes it still is an excellent laptop and bar my work D630, it is still my favorite laptop

0
#33 21-10-2008 01:07PM

robtri

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 5372

jsb wrote: »

eh, have to say I still quite like mine. nearly 2 years on and I can still get around 5-6 hours out of the battery off it and bar the hard drive dying, which was my own fault, and it running quite hot sometimes it still is an excellent laptop and bar my work D630, it is still my favorite laptop

you have a MANBAG, which speaks loads and loads about you.. cough GHEY cough.....
stop talking about good manly stuff like XPS's and D630.....:D

0
#34 21-10-2008 08:22PM

taidghbaby

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2008

Posts: 2741

jsb wrote: »

*sigh* I use a man bag.:(

i have man-boobs...........are they the same thing???

0
#35 21-10-2008 08:25PM

Don1

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2002

Posts: 3058

If a man has more to carry than the pockets can manage or the hands can get around, a bag is acceptable, but it should be something like what I use imo. *see below
has hooks for shovels and everything! Proper man's bag, as opposed to the barely mentionable manbag... ewww!

0
#36 21-10-2008 08:35PM

orestes

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2007

Posts: 9320

I would just like to point out that when I opened this thread the Google ad on the page was for a free gay social networking site.

I wish I was joking, but I'm completely serious.

See dude, even Google thinks you have teh gay! :P

0
Advertisement
#37 21-10-2008 09:21PM

smashey

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 20051

orestes wrote: »

I would just like to point out that when I opened this thread the Google ad on the page was for a free gay social networking site.

I wish I was joking, but I'm completely serious.

See dude, even Google thinks you have teh gay! :P

Agreed, google doesn't lie...

0
#38 21-10-2008 09:29PM

trout

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2005

Posts: 9492

Don1 wrote: »

hooks for shovels and everything!

Damn ... I gotta have one of those.

Shovel hooks :cool:

0
#39 22-10-2008 01:22AM

Don1

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2002

Posts: 3058

It's the hooks for bone saws and other avalanche rescue kit that sometimes worries me!
Also can hold a platypus. (which is a drinks pouch, where the straw comes out of the strap) I will get one for this season to fill with beer!

0
#40 22-10-2008 01:39AM

brianthebard

Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2004

Posts: 15335

Will wrote: »

Unfortunately I'm not surprised to hear you have a man purse... first salad, then a purse, what next? shaving your legs?

Just come out of the closet already 'man', half your foot is out, now make the next step.

He's not too used to the high heels yet, so he's being cautious....

0
#41 22-10-2008 08:47AM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

orestes wrote: »

I would just like to point out that when I opened this thread the Google ad on the page was for a free gay social networking site.

I wish I was joking, but I'm completely serious.

See dude, even Google thinks you have teh gay! :P

ah yes but this was the whole point of the thread. I found out over the weekend that one of the brothers was going around at the Ladies Lounge beers on Friday telling people that I was actually gay. So as this was the first I had heard of me being gay I thought I should come out of the closet

0
Advertisement
#42 22-10-2008 09:22AM

robtri

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 5372

jsb wrote: »

I thought I should come out of the closet

Finally an end to this..... congratulations Brother sister....
now let this be an end to all this talk of bags not fit for the brotherhood...:D

0
#43 23-10-2008 12:22PM

_blank_

Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2004

Posts: 39232

jsb wrote: »

ah yes but this was the whole point of the thread. I found out over the weekend that one of the brothers was going around at the Ladies Lounge beers on Friday telling people that I was actually gay. So as this was the first I had heard of me being gay I thought I should come out of the closet

I was at this beers.

If this was me that you were told was saying this, then some absolute psycho nut job is telling lies about me for some reason.

0
#44 23-10-2008 12:25PM

justsomebloke

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 9658

Des wrote: »

I was at this beers.

If this was me that you were told was saying this, then some absolute psycho nut job is telling lies about me for some reason.

no des it wasn't you, but I have heard a rumour that in fact you are a psycho nut job

0
#45 23-10-2008 12:26PM

_blank_

Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2004

Posts: 39232

jsb wrote: »

no des it wasn't you,

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

jsb wrote: »

but I have heard a rumour that in fact you are a psycho nut job

That is an entirely different matter. :pac:

0
#46 23-10-2008 12:34PM

John Mason

Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2006

Posts: 10055

Des wrote: »

I was at this beers.

If this was me that you were told was saying this, then some absolute psycho nut job is telling lies about me for some reason.

I would like to re-iterate this point for me because i know some psycho nut was spreading rumours about me that night too

Sorry, apparently 3 psycho nuts!!!

0
#47 23-10-2008 12:38PM

robtri

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 5372

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

I would like to re-iterate this point for me because i know some psycho nut was spreading rumours about me that night too

Sorry, apparently 3 psycho nuts!!!

so what rummors where they PFP??

0
#48 23-10-2008 12:40PM

John Mason

Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2006

Posts: 10055

robtri wrote: »

so what rummors where they PFP??

you know what it doesnt matter, i know they are lies

0
#49 23-10-2008 12:42PM

_blank_

Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2004

Posts: 39232

Same lies were told about me too.

Which is why I thought jsb was referring to me earlier.

0
#50 23-10-2008 12:43PM

Ginny

Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2007

Posts: 13351

Now I is confused.

0
#51 23-10-2008 12:46PM

robtri

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 5372

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

you know what it doesnt matter, i know they are lies

All I can say is twats then, no brother should be spreading rummours or lies about a lady...
not on....

0
Advertisement