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Pirates Life For Me

  • 30-12-2008 02:16AM
    #1
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭


    Im going to Magic Kingdom tomorrow because my brother scored free tickets. We have this niggling problem that they dont serve alcohol in MK (the only park that doesnt - apparently epcot is loaded with lunchtime staggerers). So youre sitting there, on the pirate ride, watching them get absolutely plastered on rum, and its just. not. fair.

    Whats the best way to smuggle alcohol into the park? Arr.


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  • #2
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    In your wooden leg, Mills.


  • #3
    BoB_BoT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭BoB_BoT


    already in your belly :D


  • #4
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Never figured you as old enough to drink


  • #5
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    in a plastic bottle


  • #6
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Bah, Medieval Times is wheres it at! Wenches for all! \o/


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  • #7
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Just openly walk in with a bottle of vodka and if Micky gives you any lip stitch him a loaf northside style.


  • #8
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Beer Belly for the males and a Wine Rack for the females.


  • #9
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Right, you get loads of bowling balls, hollow out the insides and fill them with alcohol, then install an elaborate series of pipes and tracks that lead from your house to the place you want to drink. Simple really.


  • #10
    gerky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    Get a blow up doll, fill with grog, dress it up and walk it in as your gf.
    Unfortunately by the time your coming home it'll be looking a bit floppy and saggy so then you just pretend its your dear old granny.


    Problem solved.


  • #11
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    I had to google magic kingdom.

    Since when is it not Disneyland/world whatever?


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  • #12
    Crackerspray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Crackerspray


    Tight boxers hold a naggin firmly against your crotch! (watch out for ball pinch:mad:)


  • #13
    gerky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    Wow, karoma's quick, ninja edit ftw:pac:


  • #14
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Peared wrote: »
    I had to google magic kingdom.

    Since when is it not Disneyland/world whatever?

    Since Epcot was launched, in 1982, and MGM Studio's (Recently renamed Disney's Hollywood Studios) launch in 1989.

    Also since 1994 its been called Magic Kingdom. The wiki page covers the confusion.


  • #15
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Overheal wrote: »
    Since Epcot was launched, in 1982, and MGM Studio's (Recently renamed Disney's Hollywood Studios) launch in 1989.

    lolsers, am behind the times so. Have never in my life heard of this 'magic kingdom' before now.


  • #16
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Meh. The French have a better space mountain anyway.


  • #17
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Who needs magic mountains with all those sexy children walking around?


    /pedobear


  • #18
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    just bring it in a bag.they dont check


  • #19
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    just bring it in a bag.they dont check

    are we still talking about sexy children? Shame on you girl!


  • #20
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Overheal wrote: »
    Im going to Magic Kingdom tomorrow because my brother scored free tickets. We have this niggling problem that they dont serve alcohol in MK (the only park that doesnt - apparently epcot is loaded with lunchtime staggerers). So youre sitting there, on the pirate ride, watching them get absolutely plastered on rum, and its just. not. fair.

    Whats the best way to smuggle alcohol into the park? Arr.

    vodka in a ballygowan bottle and buy yer coke in their ?? :cool:


  • #21
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Ballygowan bottle...in America? They might just suspect something


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  • #22
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Get a friend with a helicopter. Once ur inside the park, get him to drop a hose down from the helicopter. Then get him to pour ur booze of choice down the hose directly into ur mouth. When ur not drinking/security walking passed, simply raise the hose until ur ready for another drink. Simple!

    If you, for some reason, have no access to a helicopter, a similar, yet reverse concept is possible with underground trained moles.


  • #23
    ironictoaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    just bring it in a bag.they dont check

    They checked my bag when I went, this is the one in Florida though.


  • #24
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,251 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Or you can use money to buy beer in the bars / restraunts in the park.

    Linky

    My friends got very drunk there.


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