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Bedridden pensioner eaten by mice

  • 30-04-2009 04:53PM
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    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10569588
    Aussie war veteran's ears chewed by mouse

    12:43PM Thursday Apr 30, 2009
    Petrina Berry

    BRISBANE - A bedridden war veteran was found on Anzac Day with bloody ears, hands, face and neck after being "severely chewed" by swarming mice at a southwest Queensland nursing home.

    Opposition MP Ray Hopper said Queensland Health had been slow to respond to a mouse plague at the Dalby Hospital, which includes a nursing home, leading to the attack on the 89-year-old man.

    The man's daughter said staff found her father bleeding from bites to his head, neck, ears and hands on Anzac Day, Mr Hopper said.

    "The top of his ears were severely chewed and he had bites to his head and neck," Mr Hopper told AAP.

    "His hands were covered in blood because he was trying to get the mice off him.

    "We are talking about a health facility overrun by vermin. It's atrocious."

    Mr Hopper said the man was so distressed that doctors had put him on morphine to calm him down.

    "Here we have a man who has served his country and this is the thanks he gets," he said.

    Mr Hopper said it was normal to see an increase in mice in Dalby and the Darling Downs at the onset of winter, and the problem was handled with chemical sprays.

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    "But the bureaucrats said no sprays this year because it uses agricultural chemicals, and that's not allowed to happen at a health facility," he said.

    "They are now baiting twice a day but it's too late."

    Queensland Health has rostered on extra staff and pest control agents since the weekend to kill mice at the home.

    Federal Ageing Minister Justine Elliott said she was disturbed by the report of the elderly man's ordeal, but there was no need to evacuate residents at the home.

    "There has been action taken in terms of the eradication measures that are in place - we are closely monitoring it," Ms Elliott said.

    "If we ever do find a situation where we do find it's required to evacuate people, we do that very, very swiftly. That's our main concern, but we are closely monitoring the situation."

    - AAP
    :eek::eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 Local-womanizer
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    Ewww,old people....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 Soby
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    Jesus poor fella


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 Galvasean
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    Pretty mad that it took a swarm of mice attacking someone for them to try and resolve the problem.

    But let us not decend into hysteria; mouse attcaks are rare. You are more likely to be killed by a shark than a mouse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 Hazys
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    Old people taste like salted peanuts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 phasers
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    We only know one side here, maybe the mice had a reason for attacking him.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 Degsy
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    Mice wont attack people,even when they're dead.
    Rats maybe but i call shenanigans on the story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 Duggy747
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    I smell a rat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 galwayrush
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    The mice could have had swine flu.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 galwayrush
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I smell a rat!

    Then you're way too close to it.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 Podge2k7
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    I feel sorry for the ould lad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 vibe666
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    Hazys wrote: »
    Old people taste like salted peanuts
    peanuts soaked in stale piss.
    Degsy wrote: »
    Mice wont attack people,even when they're dead.
    Rats maybe but i call shenanigans on the story.

    maybe not european mice, but thems aussie mice, a totally different animal, probably with horns and fangs.

    if you said a swarm of spiders attacked someone here and killed them, people wouldn't believe it, but they might in Oz. big nasty spiders (and mice)! :eek:

    even their prawns are bleedin massive!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 Soby
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    Id say he was a bit cheesed off..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,504 Riddle101
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    I agree with Degsy, mice are not likely to attack people, they're the most harmless creature in the animal kingdom. Someone must have mistaken them for baby rats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 tony1kenobi
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    phasers wrote: »
    We only know one side here, maybe the mice had a reason for attacking him.

    They did. The guy was a veteran of the war on mice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 hop2it
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    and i thougth leeas cross nurseing home was bad :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    Podge2k7 wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the ould lad.

    Me too, I bet he's thankful it wasn't Mickey Mouse.

    /not only will I get my coat, I will turn it inside out and pretend to be someone else..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Soby wrote: »
    Id say he was a bit cheesed off..

    I'd just like to bring this to everyone's attention again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 Gazza22
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    I lol'd

    What misery. Surviving a war and then eaten alive by fcuking mice in a nursing home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 Rhyme
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    Soby wrote: »
    Id say he was a bit cheesed off..

    Nobody heard a squeak out of him for ages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 passive
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    Thread title is grossly misleading... He wasn't eaten, he was just nibbled a bit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    A7X wrote: »
    I'd just like to bring this to everyone's attention again.
    Soby wrote: »
    Id say he was a bit cheesed off..

    Are you paying fromage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    In all seriousness though... Change this forum to the pun forum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    That would be Gouda.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    I think its a Brie-liant idea tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    I could get fondue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Cheddar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,261 ejmaztec
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    Perhaps they thought he was Mice Crispies.:pac: Snap, crackle and old pop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 javaboy
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    A7X wrote: »
    In all seriousness though... Change this forum to the pun forum

    I will in my swiss. Pun quota reached for this thread I think.




  • :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 The_Minister
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I smell a rat!
    Oh, be mice!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    :mad:

    Now that's someone who is cheesed off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    javaboy wrote: »
    I will in my swiss. Pun quota reached for this thread I think.
    There's stiltons of puns left.:(
    But I will stop.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    There's stiltons of puns left.:(
    But I will stop.:mad:

    Aye. There's a few easy, single pun's left.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 javaboy
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    The stilton one was funny. Let's not ruin it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 thelordofcheese
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    vibe666 wrote: »
    maybe not european mice, but thems aussie mice, a totally different animal, probably with horns and fangs.

    Every creature in australia is designed to kill you, even the mice.

    Especially the mice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Every creature in australia is designed to kill you, even the mice.

    Especially the mice.

    You must be in constant battle with the mice so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 thelordofcheese
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    A7X wrote: »
    You must be in constant battle with the mice so.

    Nah, a few years back i brokered a deal.
    I give them old war veterans to feast on, they promise to never go for my eyes.


    They lied.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    That answer is full of holes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 Soby
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    \o/ look what i started:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 S.I.R
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    Soby wrote: »
    \o/ look what i started:D

    im looking for the answer but i can clearly tell your lips are sealed :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 Mr.Lizard
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    There is a lovely little ANZAC memorial park located in central Brisbane with statues of fallen heroes, carved inscriptions etc. I wonder now will they devote a corner of it to "veterans chewed by mice", perhaps with an iron sculpture of an old codger lying in bed proudly defending it from the evil rodent hun?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 vibe666
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    police have released an artists impression of the perpetrators HERE.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 0ubliette
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    EATEN BACK TO LIFE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 stovelid
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    In fairness, he should have known the dangers of projecting an enticing urine and werther's originals aroma in the vicinity of rodents


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 johnny_knoxvile
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    The sky news ticker:

    "they say they are the most savage duo since Bonnie & Clyde, today Mickey & Minnie were led away in handcuffs after mauling a pensioner to death"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 kittenkiller
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    How was that place not closed down immediately!?
    Jesus, I know the healthcare system over here isn't geat, but that's taking the p1ss!

    I hope I manage to forget this before I go to bed later or there'll be nightmares!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 omyatari
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    maybe he killed a mouses' father, and he should have prepared to die.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 banshee_bones
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    Why doesnt the nursing home just get a few cats, that would sort out the mouse problem!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 johnny_knoxvile
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    Why doesnt the nursing home just get a few cats, that would sort out the mouse problem!

    you see they didnt tell the whole story on the news. The guy who was killed was covered in body chocolate, if it wasn't the mice it would have been one of the residents that took a bite out of him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 javaboy
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    Well hello there Mista Jingles.... wha.... agggghhhh ... gurgle.


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