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Some guy just walked into my kitchen!

  • 25-07-2009 06:56PM
    #1
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭


    I don't know who the fcuk it was, never seen him before in my life :eek:

    He was a big lanky fella with glasses and was holding the Racing Post =/

    I'm half cut atm and didn't react as sharply as I could have done, I sat on my couch for a good 3 minutes calling the dog coz I thought it was him I heard shuffling around

    When I went into the hall he was there at the back door just staring at the ground.

    I was like wtf, ehh who are you and why are you in my kitchen and he just said he was ok and walked out of the house.

    Theres nothing stolen or anything, I dunno what the story is!

    Freakiest thing ever tbh


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  • #2
    Gator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Gator


    It was me


  • #3
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Gator wrote: »
    It was me

    No it wasn't, it was me.

    Glory stealer.....


  • #4
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Tv licence inspector?


  • #5
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Are you sure you weren't watching a David Lynch film then just feel asleep and dreamt this?


  • #6
    ronrar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭ronrar


    He should have carved you up and had you for dinner, mate.


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  • #7
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    coincidence, i just walked into my kitchen and some guy, half cut, was lying on my sofa

    :confused:


  • #8
    soundsham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    11.jpg

    was it himself?
    might have been wrong house


  • #9
    sneakerfreak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    i should have hired a proper hitman

    if you want a job done...

    seriously though check your boxers drawer,he may have left you a present


  • #10
    soundsham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    irish-stew wrote: »
    coincidence, i just walked into my kitchen and some guy, half cut, was lying on my sofa

    :confused:


    jeez hope the cranky panda doesn't see this one


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Are you sure you weren't watching a David Lynch film then just feel asleep and dreamt this?

    No it was real, the dog didn't even bark at him and he usually barks at everything.

    Seriously fcuking freaky =p


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  • #12
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    he's just checking the place out,he'll be back later tonight with his hiace.
    get the bat ready!


  • #13
    sneakerfreak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    want me to come over in case he comes back?

    seriously though howd he get in?is anything moved?


  • #14
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    My name is URL wrote: »
    He was a big lanky fella with glasses and was holding the Racing Post =/
    Was he whistling?


  • #15
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Ah i wish some guy would just walk into my kitchen......:p


  • #16
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    sneakerfreak wrote: »
    want me to come over in case he comes back?

    seriously though howd he get in?is anything moved?

    Nothing was moved, he didn't look dangerous or like a tinker.. he just looked lost =/

    maybe he's a schizophrenic and thought he lived here


  • #17
    sneakerfreak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    true but how the f k did he get in ?


  • #18
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    sneakerfreak wrote: »
    true but how the f k did he get in ?

    Back door, I never lock it until I'm going to bed. Will now though


  • #19
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Probably that white-haired DIY ninja from RTE, Duncan Stewart, checking your air vents aren't blocked to prevent carbon monoxide poisoning.

    Why are you discussing this incident on Boards and not worrying over where to hide the corpse / calling the gardai?


  • #20
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Someone with alzheimer's ?


  • #21
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I don't know who the fcuk it was, never seen him before in my life :eek:

    He was a big lanky fella with glasses and was holding the Racing Post =/

    I got to hand it to you, normally he does the scaring off... The man is a legend ffs :(






    Edit: Actually its kind funny if you do the whistle when you click the link :pac:


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  • #22
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I got to hand it to you, normally he does the scaring off... The man is a legend ffs :(






    Edit: Actually its kind funny if you do the whistle when you click the link :pac:

    It wasn't PJ Gallager =p

    It looked like a thinner version of this guy


  • #23
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Well theres a clue if he was carrying the racing post he probably lost big time today and is going around in a daze, as a recovering Gambling addict i know how it goes, been off it for more than a year thank god.


  • #24
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    My name is URL wrote: »
    It wasn't PJ Gallager =p

    It looked like a thinner version of this guy


    Any warmer? :pac:


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Was it this man?

    http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQdu0uCzcsKXHCjfcve57odQAAAArKPndyqW7TINjtUOS-vzwh


  • #26
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Well theres a clue if he was carrying the racing post he probably lost big time today and is going around in a daze, as a recovering Gambling addict i know how it goes, been off it for more than a year thank god.

    Bet ya haven't!


  • #27
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Do you have a full length mirror in your kitchen by any chance?


  • #28
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I bet he was you from the future. Thats why he was in such a rush to leave so he wouldnt screw up the universe. Have you never seen Back to the Future.

    Great Scott!


  • #29
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    Bet ya haven't!

    Ill bet you a tenner i have.


  • #30
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    SouthBoards wrote:
    http://i31.tinypic.com/111nw2e.png


    lol


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  • #31
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    joes girls wrote: »
    Ah i wish some guy would just walk into my kitchen......:p

    Give enniscorthy a PM.


  • #32
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    Bet ya haven't!

    Oh i see what youve there there, you scamp you.


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Give enniscorthy a PM.


    - OHHH HIYA MATE!!! HAHAHAHEHEHEHHOHOHOHHO :D

    - Eh.. wtf are you doin' in mah kitchen dude :confused:

    - WHAAA? OH YEA D.E.F.O MATE HAHAHAHEHEHEHEEHOHOHOHO :D


  • #34
    blubloblu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭blubloblu


    Ask your wife


  • #35
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Abigayle wrote: »
    WHAAA? OH YEA D.E.F.O MATE HAHAHAHEHEHEHEEHOHOHOHO :D

    I understand the hahahahehehehohoho bit - Lemsip/Enniscorthy/German beer enthusiasts etc., but what does D.E.F.O. stand for?


  • #36
    abelard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭abelard


    Was he dressed all in red, and carrying a big sack?

    If so, he definitely has Alzheimer's...


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  • #37
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    He probably took a **** in the oven while reading the Racing Post.


  • #38
    ep71
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭ep71


    i randomly walked into a kitchen once while half cut!!! in my defence the door was wide open and i ended up taking toothpaste from the kitchen table!!


  • #39
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Are you sure you weren't watching a David Lynch film then just feel asleep and dreamt this?

    Papst Blue Ribbon !!!


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ep71 wrote: »
    i randomly walked into a kitchen once while half cut!!! in my defence the door was wide open and i ended up taking toothpaste from the kitchen table!!

    Great defence !


  • #41
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Stop making things up.


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  • #42
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,260 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    He could be trying to remember where he buried Shergar. Wonder when the house was built.


  • #43
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Next time molest him. That will teach the bastard.


  • #44
    JokerD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,024 ✭✭✭JokerD


    My bet is on a ghost:eek:, I'd recommend these guys to get you out of your pickle:D

    ghostbusters.jpeg


  • #45
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    ULstudent wrote: »
    Next time molest him. That will teach the bastard.
    Thats your answer for everything...


  • #46
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Kiith wrote: »
    Thats your answer for everything...

    Point been?
    I mean, if a lesson is learned and all ...


  • #47
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    you in galway???? maybe he was looking for a b&b for the races....

    btw back or front door?


  • #48
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    It's never the hot woman walking into your house? It's always the insane ole man... :(


  • #49
    danjo-xx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,407 ✭✭✭danjo-xx


    s.w. inspector checking your not cohabitating:D


  • #50
    Futurism
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Futurism


    Was it this guy?

    I remember once I was with my friends in the middle of nowhere in the country somewhere staying in one of their relatives house. I walked into the sitting room to see a man pulling up his trousers and walking out the door.

    He had walked in and took a **** on the floor.


  • #51
    terrytrent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭terrytrent


    ULstudent wrote: »
    Point been?
    I mean, if a lesson is learned and all ...


    Point been where?


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