Pet names to annoy your GF or BF

don't even think about saying those words...

Ya you,.... I'm looking at you

Nips

smelly gee,
saggy tits,
either wobble arms or skeletor (depending on size).

Do i get a prize?

vinylmesh wrote: »

smelly gee,
saggy tits,
either wobble arms or skeletor (depending on size).

Do i get a prize?

Yes, a lifetime of masturbating in your room on your own

.....my little dangle-berry.....

Fatso
Bitchface

Hmm, what else do I normally call her??

Cellulite!

you may end up with a wooden overcoat for calling her that though.

thundertits
thunderthighs
bingo-wings

My ex used to call me Kojak cos he said I'd a massive head and I'd be fcucked if I was bald:o You dont wanna know what I called him:mad:

pet.... i hate when people call each other pet. no need for it

bent so it is.

i always comment on my boyfriend's receeding hairline. he is in his early twenties, so doesn't take it very well.

OP you should definately refer to potential partners as "thundering whores" or "michelen man-esque" that would ensure definate results.

I think Doll Face is quite nice!

Call your bfs penis 'little _______' (add in name)

It will make him feel like a big man

"Bucket"

My g/friend like me to call her "whore" and to tell her what a whore she is when I am riding her...I cant do it:( Whats wrong with me?

for gf

bucket crotch
tunnel gicker
channel tunnel

for bf

rat features
****ty pants
rab c nesbitt

My little Pony

Singing optional :pac:

My boyfriend hates it when I call him "silly moo"