Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

The Citizen · 31-10-2009 03:24PM #1

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 03:27PM

Good man!
Ill meet you out there.
Ill be the one wearing the Batman costume.
Go team!!!!!!

bronte · 31-10-2009 03:28PM

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

Ok Batman!

Zamboni · 31-10-2009 03:28PM

Batman had better speeches

bronte · 31-10-2009 03:28PM

Lol! 3 batman replies in a row!

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 03:29PM

Zamboni wrote: »

Batman had better speeches

True.
Bur he wasnt as sexy as me!!!

Elessar · 31-10-2009 03:29PM

Scum cant use computers silly

minidazzler · 31-10-2009 03:30PM

Lets Egg his house when he's patrolling!!!

bronte · 31-10-2009 03:30PM

Pollythene Pam wrote: »

True.
Bur he wasnt as sexy as me!!!

Hey, let's not say things we can't take back!

Neamhshuntasach · 31-10-2009 03:31PM

I just done a crossword and one of the answers was scum. I was sitting on the jacks none the less.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 03:33PM

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I just done a crossword and one of the answers was scum. I was sitting on the jacks none the less.

Commonly found in Dublin, Many have tons of kids before the age of 20 (4)

Overheal · 31-10-2009 03:34PM

Im putting out an APB. we might actually see the Citizen out there in full gear: we are going to need pics or it didnt happen.

SEPT 23 1989 · 31-10-2009 03:35PM

poxy civil servant giving out as usual, just get out and fight crime like the taxpayers of the country pay you to do

jumpguy · 31-10-2009 03:35PM

I'm planning to give them a bar of soap when they call. Just to send a message.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-10-2009 03:35PM

The Citizen wrote: »

This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people.

Which city would this be?

phantom_lord · 31-10-2009 03:36PM

i hope you're feeling better soon.

TheCardHolder · 31-10-2009 03:36PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrANMLzM6aY

partyatmygaff · 31-10-2009 03:37PM

Lacey Nutty Microchip wrote: »

Which city would this be?

The only real city in all of Ireland.....

Pfft... Boggers...

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 03:37PM

Lacey Nutty Microchip wrote: »

Which city would this be?

GOTHEM

Papad · 31-10-2009 03:37PM

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I just done a crossword and one of the answers was scum. I was sitting on the jacks none the less.

It's a sign.
Now, go out and patrol with the other lads.
And don't run away when someone says: "BOO"

phantom_lord · 31-10-2009 03:38PM

partyatmygaff wrote: »

The only real city in all of Ireland.....

ha, that's what i was about to say.

The Citizen · 31-10-2009 03:38PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Lets Egg his house when he's patrolling!!!

My base has been equipped with a state of the art security system. If you attempt to interfere with my base while I am not present do not be surprised to find an automatic remotely controlled bulldozer chasing you down the street.

:mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-10-2009 03:39PM

partyatmygaff wrote: »

The only real city in all of Ireland.....

Pfft... Boggers...

I don't remember him saying he was in Ireland.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 03:39PM

Pollythene Pam wrote: »

GOTHAM

FYP

super_furry · 31-10-2009 03:40PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-sXmq_izqE

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 03:40PM

In a city filled with terror....
In a city with no rules....
One man stood against the darkness....
THE CITIZEN
Helped by his trusty sidekick Pollythene Pam... his mission is to rid the streets of evil and toffee apples....

mikom · 31-10-2009 03:42PM

The Citizen wrote: »

If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

partyatmygaff · 31-10-2009 03:43PM

Lacey Nutty Microchip wrote: »

I don't remember him saying he was in Ireland.

The Citizen isn't like us normal people, he exists in every country, fighting crime and capturing scumbags for his midnight cannibalistic feasts. He belongs to no one city and no one country.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 03:48PM

The Citizen:

Civil servant by day... crimefighter at night.

With his high stature in the civil service he employs the scum of the streets to do paperwork until they die from boredom.

Muah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

netwhizkid · 31-10-2009 03:53PM

Tomorrow morning my friend will have to powerwash eggs and toilet paper off his house! I lol at him every year when I see him doing it!

Shaws · 31-10-2009 03:55PM

Wooo The Citizen!!!!

Your my hero.....;)

JustAddWater · 31-10-2009 03:59PM

caseyann · 31-10-2009 05:19PM

Here where i live we have a group who go around patroling making sure no drinkers hangin round near the kids or the houses.

ottostreet · 31-10-2009 05:22PM

yay! the citizen is back!

Ruu_Old · 31-10-2009 05:25PM

The world is safe....BUT..for HOW LONG!? Salute, TC!

Ulysses Gaze · 31-10-2009 05:33PM

Anytime I read The Citizen's threads I think of this scene from Taxi Driver

NSFW (for language purposes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvg3PkI-PU

Davidius · 31-10-2009 05:34PM

Is there a chance of a Justice League type scenario occuring in the future The Citizen? I know your guy is supposed to be Batman-esque but would it not be deadly if you teamed up with somebody who had superpowers whilst also managing to show the potential strength in an unpowered human being?

hopalong85 · 31-10-2009 05:41PM

I salute you, the citizen!

31-10-2009 05:43PM

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

ego much?

The Citizen · 31-10-2009 06:04PM

104494431 wrote: »

ego much?

FAIL much?

:mad:

minidazzler · 31-10-2009 06:05PM

The Citizen wrote: »

FAIL much?

:mad:

You are the failure Citizen, failing to protect the innocent and uphold the righteous.

Pacing Mule · 31-10-2009 06:11PM

The Citizen at 6.00pm wrote: »

FAIL much?

:mad:

Shouldn't you be out there now watching and protecting

And before you post a predictable I'm posting from my mobile - I know you're not !

major bill · 31-10-2009 06:14PM

:pac:

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

good man il be there too only a lil tipsy il be in the camoflage gi jo gear;)

im the daddy now next time il fcuking kill you

:pac:

FlutterinBantam · 31-10-2009 06:20PM

Jaysus... I rest more easily now that the doyen of law and order, the supreme sheriff, the big kahuna ,the czar of the streets has promised to protect us.

Hail The Citizen, you ball of angry shíte.

RESPECT!!!!:eek:

My name is URL · 31-10-2009 06:24PM

Pressing F5 won't stop the scum, get out there and crack some heads

Ulysses Gaze · 31-10-2009 06:26PM

Jaysus... I rest more easily now that the doyen of law and order, the supreme sheriff, the big kahuna ,the czar of the streets has promised to protect us.

Hail The Citizen, you ball of angry shíte.

The Citizen...the anti-Keyser Soze.

He'll become a myth, a spook story that scum tell their kids at night. "Cause any hassle and The Citizen will get you."

sam34 · 31-10-2009 06:28PM

mikom wrote: »

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

i'm a liam neeson fan too

Jumpy · 31-10-2009 06:43PM

mikom wrote: »

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_Wu36wIEM

Neamhshuntasach · 31-10-2009 07:12PM

That_Guy wrote: »

Commonly found in Dublin, Many have tons of kids before the age of 20 (4)

Oh you buy Hello magazine too. The crosswords are great in it.

Nodin · 31-10-2009 07:25PM

The Citizen wrote: »

Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

I'm not wearing any pants typing this, and you can't stop me.

FlutterinBantam · 31-10-2009 07:48PM

Ode to the Citizen.

. off the top.

**********************************
The city lights were darkened
The kids were on the street
All happy, joyfull, redfaced
All set for trick or treat
****************************
The scum were getting ready
To unload their night of fear
The hoodies, scobies,junkies
They came from far and near
************************
The kids approached the darkened house
With thoughts of sweets and chocs
When suddenly the door went in
In a shower of fucking rocks
***************************************
The Citizen rose from his chair
Surveyed the scene in haste
With fiery eyes and righteous zeal
He started to lay waste.
***********************
A steel toed boot into the plums
A fist across the chin
A sweeping brush jammed up the hole
The Citizen would win
*************************************
They skulk away like beaten rats
The kids all shout "Hurray"
We love The Citizenthey exclaim
You saved our fúcking day
******************************
So scummers, junks and hoodies
If you think the streets are youre's
The Citizenwill send you back
Where you came from-to the sewers.
*********************************
FB

Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

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