So, dr.bollocko is extremely drunk.

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:02AM #1

Hello AH,

I am his brother, and having challenged Dr. Bollocko to a drinking competition tonight, the doc elected to start necking a bottle of Jameson to try and make a point. He is now throwing up and crying silently into our sink. It's quite hilarious.

Now, AH, it is Christmas, so I have decided to give you a voice at this juncture, it is inevitable that my sibling will pass out in the next five minutes. I have done all the responsible things - made sure he's okay, has a container for sick, glass of icy water next to him. I will check on him every few minutes so as to ensure his safety. But, fortunately for you, this doesn't stop me from playing a few jokes on him, the clear loser (and I want to rub it in) of this drinking competition.

So, AH, what shall I do, I have an iPhone camera and have made sure his bedroom is unlocked so I can check on him. The world is your oyster.

Merry Christmas from the Bollocko household.

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 02:04AM

get the banstick ! :pac:

and yes...pics or gtfo

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:05AM

Jeebus wrote: »

Hello AH,

I am his brother, and having challenged Dr. Bollocko to a drinking competition tonight, the doc elected to start necking a bottle of Jameson to try and make a point. He is now throwing up and crying silently into our sink. It's quite hilarious.

Now, AH, it is Christmas, so I have decided to give you a voice at this juncture, it is inevitable that my sibling will pass out in the next five minutes. I have done all the responsible things - made sure he's okay, has a container for sick, glass of icy water next to him. I will check on him every few minutes so as to ensure his safety. But, fortunately for you, this doesn't stop me from playing a few jokes on him, the clear loser (and I want to rub it in) of this drinking competition.

So, AH, what shall I do, I have an iPhone camera and have made sure his bedroom is unlocked so I can check on him. The world is your oyster.

Merry Christmas from the Bollocko household.

Banned.

congo_90 · 26-12-2009 02:06AM

pics or gtfo :rolleyes:

Honestly!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-12-2009 02:06AM

I can 100% guarantee that this is genuine. The op is Doc Bock's bro. I'll come up with something soon...

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:07AM

That's just mean, Zohan. Pictures can be provided quite easily

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TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:07AM

Jeebus...thread done gone stickied itself....

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:07AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

I can 100% guarantee that this is genuine. The op is Doc Bock's bro. I'll come up with something soon...

****, has he told you about me ? What did he say ?

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 02:07AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

I can 100% guarantee that this is genuine. The op is Doc Bock's bro. I'll come up with something soon...

and how do we know your genuine ? :pac::pac::pac:

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:10AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

and how do we know your genuine ? :pac::pac::pac:

Because he knows the difference between you're and your.

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:10AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

I can 100% guarantee that this is genuine. The op is Doc Bock's bro. I'll come up with something soon...

I swear on Busters life Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction is telling the truth.. No joke.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-12-2009 02:10AM

Jeebus wrote: »

****, has he told you about me ? What did he say ?

I know how old you are, boy.

robbie_998 wrote: »

and how do we know your genuine ? :pac::pac::pac:

I'm really drunk. Give me one reason not to ban your bottom.

castie · 26-12-2009 02:10AM

KEYBOARD ON HEAD!!!

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:10AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Jeebus...thread done gone stickied itself....

Now how did that happen I wonder ?!

Sharpshooter · 26-12-2009 02:10AM

He really is his bro.
Pity we're not allowed post PMs.:D

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:11AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

I know how old you are, boy.

19.

The best age to be...I've had 8 shots and I'll be grand come 7 o clock tomorrow morning

.

Keyboard on head on the way.

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:11AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

and how do we know your genuine ? :pac::pac::pac:

Robbie if turn on the internet in the next month we will ban you, consider this a warning.

We will know.....;)

minidazzler · 26-12-2009 02:11AM

OK, lets start small! Any Make up in the house?

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 02:11AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

I'm really drunk. Give me one reason not to ban your bottom.

you shouldn't ban me cos your drunk :P

the_syco · 26-12-2009 02:12AM

castie wrote: »

KEYBOARD ON HEAD!!!

Meh. Keyboard on head, whilst wearing a bra, and drinking some womans drink, such as Coors Light.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-12-2009 02:12AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

you shouldn't ban me cos your drunk :P

I'm spiteful.

GLaDOS · 26-12-2009 02:12AM

Jeebus wrote: »

Pictures can be provided quite easily .

We're waiting

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:13AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He really is his bro.
Pity we're not allowed post PMs.:D

Banned.

Jeebus wrote: »

Now how did that happen I wonder ?!

Santa?:D

Jeebus wrote: »

19.

The best age to be...I've had 8 shots and I'll be grand come 7 o clock tomorrow morning .

Keyboard on head on the way.

Post pics of the drunken bro!!!!!!

Senna · 26-12-2009 02:14AM

Wrap some xmas lights around him and take a pic

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-12-2009 02:14AM

Op. Now's the time for a faceless pic. Clothes or not. The Bok doesn't want his face on show. I dig. But we need him from the neck down. Godspeed. This doesn't count for the SSF

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:14AM

Uploading to facebook. Gimme a sec.

minidazzler · 26-12-2009 02:15AM

Jeebus wrote: »

Uploading to facebook. Gimme a sec.

Facebook won't link to here!

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:16AM

Quickest delivery ever ?

Edit : deleted face.

Larianne · 26-12-2009 02:16AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

But we need him from the neck down.

Really?? :eek:

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:17AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

Op. Now's the time for a faceless pic. Clothes or not. The Bok doesn't want his face on show. I dig. But we need him from the neck down. Godspeed. This doesn't count for the SSF

OP is clear and this post will be obeyed. Older picture deleted and will take a new one now. Keyboard on body.

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:18AM

Sent you PM.

Larianne · 26-12-2009 02:19AM

Hmmm????

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-12-2009 02:19AM

Jeebus, I've deleted your post because dr.bollocko doesn't want his picture on Boards. Don't post it again. Unless it's from the neck down.

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:20AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

Jeebus, I've deleted your post because dr.bollocko doesn't want his picture on Boards. Don't post it again. Unless it's from the neck down.

Could you delete this post and all the ones related so I don't get in trouble please ?

Then I will post more !

eVeNtInE · 26-12-2009 02:21AM

This post has been deleted.

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:21AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

Jeebus, I've deleted your post because dr.bollocko doesn't want his picture on Boards. Don't post it again. Unless it's from the neck down.

BOOO!

/Mod hat: I agree...

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:21AM

Ah feck he can see deleted posts can't he ?

Feck this.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 26-12-2009 02:21AM

Put some much crap on his head, the face don't show. I'll assume they're be something written on his chest, should the nudity option be taken...? Also, don't rule out the Hitler option.

Frada - I know this is against the order of things, but can we use said pic in the next photoshop competition?

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 02:21AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

Jeebus, I've deleted your post because dr.bollocko doesn't want his picture on Boards. Don't post it again. Unless it's from the neck down.

is it because he's ginger ??

Larianne · 26-12-2009 02:23AM

Jeebus wrote: »

Ah feck he can see deleted posts can't he ?

Feck this.

I edited mine but he can still see my original right?? ah well... It was only really a bit of hair and an eye...

TheZohanS · 26-12-2009 02:23AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Robbie if turn on the internet in the next month we will ban you, consider this a warning.

We will know.....;)

robbie_998 wrote: »

is it because he's ginger ??

Banned.

Sharpshooter · 26-12-2009 02:24AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

is it because he's ginger ??

Nope.

He's very good looking though.;)

minidazzler · 26-12-2009 02:24AM

OP fails to deliver!

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:25AM

minidazzler wrote: »

OP fails to deliver!

I'm an awful failure really

Sharpshooter · 26-12-2009 02:25AM

minidazzler wrote: »

OP fails to deliver!

minidazzler was too slow.:pac:

Larianne · 26-12-2009 02:26AM

minidazzler wrote: »

OP fails to deliver!

You missed the delivery!

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:27AM

Larianne wrote: »

You missed the delivery!

There was no delivery !

the_syco · 26-12-2009 02:27AM

Jeebus wrote: »

I'm an awful failure really

Meh. Was gonna wait for a picture, but I think I'll go for a smoke. Don't see any pictures coming onto the thread today

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-12-2009 02:29AM

minidazzler wrote: »

OP fails to deliver!

OP delivered but is only free to deliver again from the neck down in ten minutes or a permaban he'll receive. If there's a problem, only Doc Bock can lift.

That's right. Please me or your brother. Otherwise you're fucking gone from After Hours. Take that, Jebus.

Larianne · 26-12-2009 02:29AM

Jeebus wrote: »

There was no delivery !

I saw it.

No point denying it now.

Jeebus · 26-12-2009 02:30AM

Janessa Melodic Self-satisfaction wrote: »

OP delivered but is only free to deliver again from the neck down in ten minutes or a permaban he'll receive. If there's a problem, only Doc Bock can lift.

That's right. Please me or your brother. Otherwise you're fucking gone from After Hours. Take that Jebus.

I know things about you.

Durty things.

So, dr.bollocko is extremely drunk.

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