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Woman drives with dead person on windscreen!

  • 12-01-2010 04:34PM
    #1
    fullstop
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    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100112/twl-shocked-woman-drove-with-body-in-win-3fd0ae9.html
    A Japanese woman has been arrested after driving for four miles with the body of an 80-year-old pensioner lodged in her car windscreen.

    Michiko Sato struck the elderly woman in the early hours of Sunday morning, but continued the drive to her home north of Tokyo.

    Police called at the 23-year-old's home to find the body still sticking out of the car's shattered windscreen.

    It was only when Sato's boyfriend reported the incident to the police that she was arrested.

    "The suspect said she was so shocked that she didn't know what to do," a police spokesperson said.

    The catering school student was charged with causing a traffic accident resulting in death and leaving the scene of an accident.

    If convicted, Sato faces up to 17 years in prison or a fine of up to £13,500.

    Women drivers eh :p

    How ****ed up do you have to be to do this and not even stop the car?!


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  • #2
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    'Leaving the scene of an accident'


    She kinda took the scene with her.


  • #3
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    In fairness, did she really leave the scene of the accident?

    Edit: too slow. :P


  • #4
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Maybe she was lonely and needed some conversation.


  • #5
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    For some reason this news story reminds me of Robocop.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-Fg9chJzM


  • #6
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    "Sorry I'm late, the traffic was murder"


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  • #7
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    brummytom wrote: »
    "Sorry I'm late, the traffic was murder"

    Sounds like a James Bond quote.


  • #8
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Sounds like a James Bond quote.
    I've got an English accent so I could pull it off :cool:

    I've only ever saw one James Bond film... the man behind me fell asleep, a gunshot went on the screen and he woke up and screamed. I'd guess he was a WWII veteran


  • #9
    uncleoswald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭uncleoswald


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Sounds like a James Bond quote.

    Not the first time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chante_Mallard

    They even made a movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758786/


  • #10
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    So, she is into banging up elderly women.


  • #11
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It reminds me of the film stuck because it's almost exactly the same plot. I hope this one is as good as stuck 1.


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  • #12
    Kiera
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I've got an English accent so I could pull it off :cool:

    I've only ever saw one James Bond film... the man behind me fell asleep, a gunshot went on the screen and he woke up and screamed. I'd guess he was a WWII veteran
    James Bond with a brummy accent? :eek:


  • #13
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    she can join the Kyle McCambley fan club on facebook.


  • #14
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Kiera wrote: »
    James Bond with a brummy accent? :eek:

    J. R. Tolkien was a brummie too. can you imagine watching Lord of the Rings and all the characters being Brummies? "Oi Sauron, I gotcher ring over here chick"


  • #15
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Was this just an extreme way of adopting an old person.

    Some of them can be difficult to connect with.


  • #16
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Does anyone else have visions of her using her pishers, and wipers to try and get that "damn thing" of the windowscreen?


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Looks like she was re-enacting this film...


  • #18
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    General Zod wrote: »
    J. R. Tolkien was a brummie too. can you imagine watching Lord of the Rings and all the characters being Brummies? "Oi Sauron, I gotcher ring over here chick"


    Oi! Chick isn't a brummie word; it'd be 'bab'.

    Shakespeare would have had the accent too. "A Rowse boy any uvva naayyme would smell as swayt"


  • #19
    happyfriday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭happyfriday


    General Zod wrote: »
    she can join the Kyle McCambley fan club on facebook.


    Do you mean Kirk McCambley?


  • #20
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Women drivers, pfffft! :rolleyes:

    Women pensioners, pfffft! :rolleyes:


  • #21
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    ScumLord wrote: »
    It reminds me of the film stuck because it's almost exactly the same plot. I hope this one is as good as stuck 1.
    That was based on a true story of something that happened in the US. There's CSI episode about it too.


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  • #22
    That_Guy
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Oi! Chick isn't a brummie word; it'd be 'bab'.

    Shakespeare would have had the accent too. "A Rowse boy any uvva naayyme would smell as swayt"

    And I thought the Geordie accent was bad.


  • #23
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    humanji wrote: »
    That was based on a true story of something that happened in the US. There's CSI episode about it too.
    CSI Horatio Cain, or one of the inferior non Horatio ones?


  • #24
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    It was one of the inferior ones, I'm afraid. They solved the crime, but it just didn't feel the same. :(


  • #25
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    damm pensioners,...


  • #26
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Catering student?
    Maybe she was trying to set up her own Nyotaimori session when she got home?


  • #27
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    ScumLord wrote: »
    CSI Horatio Cain, or one of the inferior non Horatio ones?

    It looks like she took the crime scene


    ....



    with her.


    YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!


  • #28
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    27 posts later:
    rip poor old lady.


  • #29
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Horatio, it looks like she drove 4 miles with the body in the windshield

    "The question is,

    What was she doing driving


    .....


    in the kitchen?"



    YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!


  • #30
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    ScumLord wrote: »
    CSI Horatio Cain, or one of the inferior non Horatio ones?

    Pfft, Gil is way cooler than Horatio. Doesn't even need sunglasses, and he's in the middle of a desert. Where's Cain? He's on a beach. Whoopedeedoo.

    Talk about a dangerous...

    *Put on sunglasses*

    driver!


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  • #31
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Pfft, Gil is way cooler than Horatio. Doesn't even need sunglasses, and he's in the middle of a desert.
    You seem to misunderstand the sunglasses. They're there to protect others from his god like gaze. Once a person, any person looks into his eyes they can't help but bare their sole to him and do whatever he wants.


  • #32
    Mr Yellow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭Mr Yellow


    'Hit & run' or just a 'carryout'??

    Maybe she didnt see teh old won stuck in her window...


  • #33
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    How did she drive the four miles with a dead body blocking the view through her windscreen without hitting anything else ?

    Indeed how did she manage to make it all the way home without someone seeing a car going along the road with dead body attached to the front windscreen and thinking "thats a bit odd. I wonder if I should call the police or something............"


  • #34
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    How did she drive the four miles with a dead body blocking the view through her windscreen without hitting anything else ?

    http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/84/Hell_(Father_Ted)_screengrab.jpg/256px-Hell_(Father_Ted)_screengrab.jpg


  • #35
    The_Minister
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    Morlar wrote: »
    http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/84/Hell_(Father_Ted)_screengrab.jpg/256px-Hell_(Father_Ted)_screengrab.jpg

    loved that episode


  • #36
    Run_to_da_hills
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    Another 10 years the crack would have been 90.

    (The crack in the windscreen that is :o)


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  • #37
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    do ye think she said sorry the whole way home to her?

    "stop looky at me, i velly solly!!"


  • #38
    yawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭yawn


    wonder if they will think twice about women drivers being safer


  • #39
    ColaBeDamned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭ColaBeDamned


    It's awful but when I read this today, the first thing that came to mind was

    "Thanks for the ride, lady!"

    Come on, someone else must remember Stephen King's Creepshow 2?!:o

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9UvmtlUzI0&feature=related


  • #40
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,066 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    General Zod wrote: »
    It looks like she took the crime scene


    ....



    with her.


    YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!


    Reminded me of a picture I had which I decided to PhotoShop. The phrasing doesn't quite work but I had no room for the text!

    17437_422125855306_737165306_10424859_5117958_n.jpg


  • #41
    Glico Man
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    mars bar wrote: »
    Reminded me of a picture I had which I decided to PhotoShop. The phrasing doesn't quite work but I had no room for the text!

    17437_422125855306_737165306_10424859_5117958_n.jpg

    Good job, but in pic 3 why is Horatio putting sunglasses on when he is already wearing a pair?


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  • #42
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,773 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    RIP random Japanese person.


  • #43
    Mars Bar
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    aaronh007 wrote: »
    Good job, but in pic 3 why is Horatio putting sunglasses on when he is already wearing a pair?


    I dunno but I would think it's deliberate!

    I should point out that it isn't actually my picture(thank you biggercheese.com), I just changed the text.


  • #44
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Some old people think bus fares are exorbitant.

    This may have been a suicide bus fare alternative.


  • #45
    Gone Drinking
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    Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace.


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