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do you remember your first time...

  • 16-01-2010 07:37PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭


    on the interweb?

    I convinced my parents to let me use the free cd that came with our new pc to set up a dial up account...so an hour or two and a few phone calls later i set eyes on the wonder that was the Indigo homepage...remember thinking "is this it?seriously? no big fanfare or anything!" the fact that i didn't know any other websites either made the whole experience a bit of a let down!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    First time for me was in college in Sept1996. TBH I didn't even know there WAS an internet until the computer lecturer gave the 101 on sending an email and looking at a webpage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    OP reported for 'Misleading Thread Title' :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    haha

    we done 'computers' in school and i remember my german teacher askign us to search up somethign on google... and inbetween each word we had to use '+' symbol otherwise 'the seach wont work properly'

    or printing out pages and pages of wwf wrestling results just becaues nobody felt comfortable reading it off the screen.. 'only geeks do that'

    hahaha niice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Frank Spencer


    Wow flashbacks of extension reels from the phone socket to my PC and then rows over the phoneline being tied up the whole time.

    "What if someone's trying to ring me?" was the usual cry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    First thing I went on was the Beano website.
    And played their online rock/paper/scissors for ages.
    Or as it was better known, pea shooter, catapault, water pistol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    In 1994, on a school trip to Tralee. It was some museum or visitor centre and they sat with us and let us try.
    Think I looked up football jerseys for the next season.

    And never used it again that decade
    I didn't have an email address until 2000. I easily got through college without an email address for quite a while. Didn't need it at all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    mconigol wrote: »
    on the interweb?

    I convinced my parents to let me use the free cd that came with our new pc to set up a dial up account...so an hour or two and a few phone calls later i set eyes on the wonder that was the Indigo homepage...remember thinking "is this it?seriously? no big fanfare or anything!" the fact that i didn't know any other websites either made the whole experience a bit of a let down!

    That night also was quiet memorable for your parents catching you with your jocks down choking your chicken to gay porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I was 13 and and I looked up naked women on Lycos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    i remember a unison set top box in about 1994 . was able to view some webpages


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Yeah it was in school on some shítey connection. We were allowed go online on our computers class every once in a while. I went straight to google.com, spent about 5 seconds staring at the screen and I just couldn't understand how google was so popular. If I had searched for something I may have figured it out. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    I went straight to redtube dot com and then realized it hadn't been invented yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    i remember a unison set top box in about 1994 . was able to view some webpages

    haha yea I had one of these too!! how imaginative are we Irish.. 'lets get a product, downsize it, call some bits free, make it cheaper' - lollity
    Yeah it was in school on some shítey connection. We were allowed go online on our computers class every once in a while. I went straight to google.com, spent about 5 seconds staring at the screen and I just couldn't understand how google was so popular. If I had searched for something I may have figured it out. :o

    Yea i alwas used Yahoo prior to google and when I went onto it i was like.... eeeehh okaay so thsi is the might google?! lollity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    My father brought a laptop home from work and hooked up the connection via the phone jack. I waited until the family hit the hay and searched for Pamela Anderson or some other cica with large mamaries. Spent an hour or so having a gawk then hit the cot myself, leaving the comp on. The father got on to me the next morning as I had left the connection running all night! That would have been about '95 - used the net sporadically after that up until '05 when I really got in to it. Total addict ever since, spend a very large portion of my life online now, currently have 7 tabs open between various forums, etc. (I don't like Eastenders!):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭seclachi


    I hooked up the 33.6kpbs modem back in 1997 to our brand new Cyrix 200 mhz beast. Took me a bit of time to figure out how to get it going, but then out of the blue to worked and I was on Ireland Online. I then went off to altavista to look for stuff on the Amiga, which I was still convinced would make a comeback. Then 10 minutes later I got bollocked out of it for tying up the phone line and kicked off again. Back to quake I went.

    The best bit was that we got about 6 months free internet off our 1 month trial, probably because IOL were clueless about how to actually restrict an account to 1 month or something.

    Good times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I do believe my very first act was to look for porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I do believe my very first act was to look for porn.

    You're not alone there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Confab wrote: »
    You're not alone there.

    Well I was at the time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Hmmm... Think it might have been late 1996/early 1997 when I was doing a computer course at college. I think I just typed what I was looking for into the address bar... :o

    I actually didn't learn how to use the internet properly til early 2001 - when doing another (obviously better) computer course. But it took another five years I'd say before I became what you'd call proficient. Didn't have much access to the net til 2005.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Arsed about on newsgroups in '93, waiting for someone to invent a browser


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭jimi_t


    It was about 94-95, brought by my dad to a dodgy looking place under a Laser video rental shop (Planet Cyber?) and pretty much told to knock myself out as he fecked off to the bookies. A confused 10 minutes ensued until I closed the Netscape Navigator (:D) window by accident and saw that there was a shorcut on the desktop to something intriguing called DOOM... :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    mconigol wrote: »
    on the interweb?

    I convinced my parents to let me use the free cd that came with our new pc to set up a dial up account...so an hour or two and a few phone calls later i set eyes on the wonder that was the Indigo homepage...remember thinking "is this it?seriously? no big fanfare or anything!" the fact that i didn't know any other websites either made the whole experience a bit of a let down!

    And then you discovered boards !!! There are other websites too you know you might enjoy. Do you likey looking at naked people ?


    <hopes mconigol discovers other websites/pron before he starts more threads here.... :P>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Was in school playing some stupid game.

    Then I went home, did the ERRR ERE RER E RE RE RRRRRRR thing (you know dial up sounds) and spent more time playing that stupid game.

    Then I realised what else there was on the internet :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    or printing out pages and pages of wwf wrestling results

    Ah yes , to see who won WWF RAW, did The Rock win or lose, and if we missed Smackdown on a Saturday night!:cool: Memories:(:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    And then you discovered boards !!! There are other websites too you know you might enjoy. Do you likey looking at naked people ?


    <hopes mconigol discovers other websites/pron before he starts more threads here.... :P>

    logged on circa '98....joined boards May 09...what exactly do you think i've doing for the last 10 years?! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Would have been around 1998/99... Can't actually remember what I went on though, but it took hours to load! God bless broadband


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    brummytom wrote: »
    Would have been around 1998/99... Can't actually remember what I went on though, but it took hours to load! God bless broadband


    What is this 'Broadband' you speak of, in this country we pay the highest prices in Europe for internet that seems to travel over twine cables.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,388 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    About 94 or 95. I remember I had the use of a lecturers PC in UCD, he was into computers and had an incredibly fast connection for the time.

    I remember using netscape and altavista


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Yahoo chatrooms! My god, the hours spent on there, absolutely amazed that I was able to talk to someone in, like, Australia or anywhere in the world :eek: ..with my mom shouting at me in the background to log off that bloody internet. Then when I wouldn't, she'd just lift up the phone receiver which would automatically disconnect the internet connection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,842 ✭✭✭Micilin Muc


    I remember sending an e-mail to a classmate in 96 and vague recollections of each message costing 10p or something. Am I right or is that a figment of my imagination?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Oh chatrooms. God I remember those. Was using them from the age of 10 without a care in the world :eek:

    "/me is bored"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Total addict ever since, spend a very large portion of my life online now, currently have 7 tabs open between various forums, etc. (I don't like Eastenders!):p

    Only 7 tabs? I have 3 browsers open with at least 20 tabs open in each!

    I actually can't remember the first thing I did on the web. Probably a search from the Oceanfree search site or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭Risteard


    I didn't have Sky Sports so my first web experiences was looking up the results from WWF Raw. That and looking up how to breed a golden chocobo and getting the Ultimate weapons on FF7. Thems were the days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    It was 1997 and I went into an internet cafe on George's St and it cost £10 an hour.

    I specifically went in to look up two things.

    One was to find out how Gary Holton (from Auf Wiedersehen Pet) died.

    Seems strange now, but there was no way of finding something like that out back then. You could go to library I suppose but that would have taken ages :)

    The other reason was to see Drew Barrymore's Playboy pics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I rememebr using a bizarre websearcher called webferret which didn';t tell you what you were clicking; you'd type stuff in and then it'd appear and you'd get a brief description if you hovered the mouse over.

    Around the 3 or 4th time I found the internet, (was around 8) I was typing in "Simpsons" and hovered over a site promising "simpsons, simpsons and more simpsons" only to be met by 3 blonde women with massive nude tits.

    I was horrified and told my parents. Stuck up little prick I was. Dad ripped the piss outta me for weeks after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    OutlawPete wrote: »

    The other reason was to see Drew Barrymore's Playboy pics.


    You paid for that?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    You paid for that?

    Yeah, I love Drew Barrymore .. what's it to ya feller :mad:

    Pic..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    brummytom wrote: »
    Oh chatrooms. God I remember those. Was using them from the age of 10 without a care in the world :eek:

    "/me is bored"

    Oh lord yes.


    When I was 9 I was doing the same thing. We had this really bizarre chat pre-installed on the PC where you had to choose an avatar from a list and the chat was done in comic strip form. I was this weird witch doctor called theflagellant.
    I quickly discovered the joys of trolling. I'd log on and speak to someone for half an hour or so, being all lovely and pleasant. Then they'd mention they had kids and I'd be all "OMG U BABY KISSING BUTLICKER" and would log out.
    I got a ****load of fun, becoming progressively more obnoxious.
    My little brother was around 3 or 4 and told my parents I was saying bad words on the computer. The little bollocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭Sarn


    Back in '93 when I started playing MUDs.

    It brings me back, I remember when all we had was half a connection made out of hand me down bits and bytes. A connection shared so many times that a simple 10 character response could take 10 seconds. When everything was monochrome and ASCII images were considered impressive. Web pages were unheard of and streaming music or video was but a distant dream. When offering someone your e-mail address was met with a blank stare. Back when children could play on the internet without fear or supervision. 'Twas a simpler time, a time of innocence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I used to play Tetris on the world's slowest dial up connection... In a way it was good cos it made the tetris really easy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I went to an one day internetz class about 13 years ago and came out none the wiser for the expierence, thinking I'll never get the hang of this new medium .Then we got dial up at home , slow as fook but I was determined and percivered, in learning all the jargon ie, discovering www was the largest libary in world


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Late 1995, finding out who shot Mr Burns. I remember trying to watch a video. It taking about an hour to download and resulting in a terrible quality 30 second clip.

    It wasn't until August 2002 that i found my true calling on the internet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Was in school playing some stupid game.

    Then I went home, did the ERRR ERE RER E RE RE RRRRRRR thing (you know dial up sounds) and spent more time playing that stupid game.

    Then I realised what else there was on the internet :eek:

    Boards.ie?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Blisterman wrote: »
    It wasn't until August 2002 that i found my true calling on the internet.

    Goatse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭baalthor


    Wow flashbacks of extension reels from the phone socket to my PC and then rows over the phoneline being tied up the whole time.

    "What if someone's trying to ring me?" was the usual cry.

    Still the reality for some of us :(

    I had used email from around 1992 and first got on the web in 94 - just as it was starting up really ...

    I sort of remember the first website - it was called "the place" or something - quite obscure.
    When I figured out you could type in company names followed by .com, I typed in playboy.com and it worked ! This was in the computer lab of the college where I worked but the pictures didn't look very impressive on the crappy 16-colour monitors.

    I remember meeting a guy from college and trying to explain to him what the web was and how it worked . He was an ultra-nerdy computer programmer but had no idea and had never used it ....

    Back then lots of people thought they could make a career showing others how to search for information on the web but I guess the Google boys killed those dreams...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    There's porn on the internet? :eek:

    \googles
    \faps
    \repeats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,582 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    I downloaded a Bon Jovi track off Napster, looked up some nekkid wimmins and soon realised dial-up wasn't all it was cracked up to be


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Ahhh yes. I remember it well. It was 1995 or '96

    Back in the day of IOL and netscape and 14.4kbps and yahoo was the best search engine.

    Even the noise of a modem dialing brings it back.......

    Also an interesting article on the history of the internet in ireland:

    http://www.computing.dcu.ie/~humphrys/net.80s.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Our indigo dialup still works.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    yeah, and i went straight for the jugular. searching for 'jenny mc carty nude' was the first thing i ever did online


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    It was in a net cafe in 96 or 97, cant remember the exact year, I remember mostly looking up movie trailers and info, I remember legging it down to the same place after school the day the trailer for Episode 1 went online, then using nearly all the half hour i paid for waiting for the fecking thing to load, was worth it though :D pity the movie was shyte but the buildup was amazing


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