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Huge blokes who have tiny petite girlfriends

  • 23-03-2010 12:15PM
    #1
    shamblertine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭


    A bit odd isn't it? Surely it must be like fcuking a child to them. Are they all closet paedos?


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  • #2
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    shamblertine wrote: »
    Are they all closet paedos?

    Just fat bastards?


  • #3
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    shamblertine wrote: »
    A bit odd isn't it? Surely it must be like fcuking a child to them. Are they all closet paedos?

    Are you?


  • #4
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Maybe it's the girls that like to have a big man...


  • #5
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Toight like a toiger.


  • #6
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    shamblertine wrote: »
    A bit odd isn't it? Surely it must be like fcuking a child to them. Are they all closet paedos?

    Do you think about huge blokes much?


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  • #7
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    And petite girls tend to have petite hands. Which makes things look bigger then its in their hands.

    Like a frying pan.
    :pac:


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    They could be in Finnish Wife Carrying competitions?


  • #9
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    What about really tall blokes and really short girls? Does that look odd?


  • #10
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    shamblertine wrote: »
    Are they all closet paedos?
    yes, well done, you got it.


  • #11
    shamblertine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭shamblertine


    Insurgent wrote: »
    What about really tall blokes and really short girls? Does that look odd?

    Yes when i say huge i dont just mean fat, huge can be tall too you know. Likewise tiny is short. Seeing a 6 foot 6 bloke with a 5 foot 2 girl is just wrong yes!?


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  • #12
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Insurgent wrote: »
    What about really tall blokes and really short girls? Does that look odd?

    Not really but the sex can be awkward. I am 5'8 so quite tall but I went out with a guy who was 6'7 and doing anything more than missonary and GOT was quite a gymnastic feat. I don't know how these guys cope with girls who are really small.


  • #13
    shamblertine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭shamblertine


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    And petite girls tend to have petite hands. Which makes things look bigger then its in their hands.

    Like a frying pan.
    :pac:

    i always fantasise about getting a petite girlfriend so i can feel like a big man, but the only girls i ever pull are big fat girls.


  • #14
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'm small and love tall tall guys. Over 6foot is hawt!


  • #15
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm small and love tall tall guys. Over 6foot is hawt!

    /stands on tiptoes


  • #16
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    shamblertine wrote: »
    A bit odd isn't it? Surely it must be like fcuking a child to them. Are they all closet paedos?

    I'm 6'4''. There aren't that many girls who don't look small beside me (but as previously documented, tall girls are teh sexxors).


  • #17
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    shamblertine wrote: »
    Are they all closet paedos?

    As opposed to the paedos who go round boasting about it? :confused:


  • #18
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Not really but the sex can be awkward. I am 5'8 so quite tall but I went out with a guy who was 6'7 and doing anything more than missonary and GOT was quite a gymnastic feat. I don't know how these guys cope with girls who are really small.


    I think you may have been doing it wrong.


  • #19
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Maybe that's what they're physically attracted to? Feckin begrudgers! Small girls have that cute image. Burly lads have that "I'd feel safe in his arms image".

    The safer and more comfortable both partners feel the stronger and happier the basis of that relationship is going to be, isn't it?


  • #20
    shamblertine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭shamblertine


    bonerm wrote: »
    As opposed to the paedos who go round boasting about it? :confused:

    what i mean is that they dont admit to themselves that they are paedos and therefore dont go after their natural prey


  • #21
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,260 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    And then there's the opposite in a post I made earlier.:eek:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63720934&postcount=9


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  • #22
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    They probably just like fatties. There's a higher proportion of them among shorter women.


  • #23
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'm quiet small,and now i think bout it.pretty much everyone i've been with hasn't been too much taller than me-5 or 6 inches maybe at most.
    I hate standing beside really tall people cos i end up feeling like a midget.
    My sister is 4ft something and her husband is 6ft-it's kinda funny seeing them together.


  • #24
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    5 or 6 inches maybe at most

    That's all ya need :pac:


  • #25
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Not really but the sex can be awkward. I am 5'8 so quite tall but I went out with a guy who was 6'7 and doing anything more than missonary and GOT was quite a gymnastic feat. I don't know how these guys cope with girls who are really small.

    5'8" isn't that tall, that'd be a bit above average, 5'6" being average (I think) for an Irish woman.

    I'm 5'7"(ish) bloke, with a 6' even fiance, and their ain't nowt awkward about our bedroom antics!


  • #26
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Magnus wrote: »
    They could be in Finnish Wife Carrying competitions?

    I thought it was Wife Throwing? Finnish people aren't very PC. Or sober, for that matter.


  • #27
    Thirdfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,110 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    My gf is taller than me :/ - I don't really mind (she's 6'1ish)

    But yeah - (some) girls want to feel protected when held by a larger person...


  • #28
    Thirdfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,110 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    Confab wrote: »
    I thought it was Wife Throwing? Finnish people aren't very PC. Or sober, for that matter.

    Pot...Kettle... :p (in relation to the drinking...or our stereotype of wife beating - how did we get that in the first place??? :confused: )


  • #29
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I'd probably marry a midget as I wouldn't want any of my sons being taller than me.


  • #30
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    That's all ya need :pac:

    It's not the size that matters,it's how good ya use it :pac:


    Not you personally you understand :D


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  • #31
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Thirdfox wrote: »
    Pot...Kettle... :p (in relation to the drinking...or our stereotype of wife beating - how did we get that in the first place??? :confused: )

    Is it a stereotype if its true?


  • #32
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    shamblertine wrote: »
    what i mean is that they dont admit to themselves that they are paedos and therefore dont go after their natural prey


    Are you high or something?


  • #33
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    It's not the size that matters,it's how good ya use it :pac:


    Not you personally you understand :D
    You're dying to know though ;)


  • #34
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    In fairness, I am 6"2" and I would love to ride a midget girl! Are the vagina's the same depth?


  • #35
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    You're dying to know though ;)


    Oh,this AH beers is gonna be some craic altogether :D


  • #36
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    minidazzler wrote: »
    In fairness, I am 6"2" and I would love to ride a midget girl! Are the vagina's the same depth?

    You're only 8 inches tall? Sure she wouldn't notice you were there.


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  • #37
    El Futurismo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭El Futurismo


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    5'8" isn't that tall, that'd be a bit above average, 5'6" being average (I think) for an Irish woman.

    I'm 5'7"(ish) bloke, with a 6' even fiance, and their ain't nowt awkward about our bedroom antics!

    Does she wear heels when she goes out? :eek:


  • #38
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Oh,this AH beers is gonna be some craic altogether :D
    Craic? I had other plans TBH but, whatever you're in to. ;)


  • #39
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    El Futurismo wrote: »
    Does she wear heels when she goes out? :eek:

    He wears them.


  • #40
    Hells Belle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Hells Belle


    My oh is 6'5 and I'm a 5'2 petite person. I'm not really attracted to guys less than 6' and don't mind a bit of fat on a man in the right places. Muscles are fine too as long as they don't have that fat body builder neck thing. Taller bigger guys also usually have bigger feet if you know what I mean ;)


  • #41
    petes
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    Hells Belle wrote: »
    Taller bigger guys also usually have bigger feet if you know what I mean ;)

    Big cock?


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  • #42
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Hells Belle wrote: »
    Taller bigger guys also usually have bigger feet if you know what I mean ;)
    No, I don't. ;)


  • #43
    Speak Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,750 ✭✭✭Speak Now


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Big cock?

    She meant big shoes


  • #44
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Jerry Seinfeld wrote: »
    She meant big shoes
    Big socks.
    Sock = euphamism for condom
    Big feet = needing big socks = needing big condoms = big cock.


  • #45
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Jerry Seinfeld wrote: »
    She meant big shoes

    But small socks, if you know what I mean! Because I really don't.


  • #46
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    Big socks.
    Sock = euphamism for condom
    Big feet = needing big socks = needing big condoms = big cock.
    Pics or GTFO ;)


  • #47
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Big cock?

    Big wallet.


  • #48
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO ;)
    As you wish.

    http://kfoxrocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/huge-cock.jpg


  • #49
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    bonerm wrote: »
    Big wallet.
    The bigger condoms would most certainly need for more wallet space.


  • #50
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    And then there's the opposite in a post I made earlier.:eek:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63720934&postcount=9

    Hahaha - He looks like that girl, from the crankies!


  • #51
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    minidazzler wrote: »
    In fairness, I am 6"2" and I would love to ride a midget girl! Are the vagina's the same depth?

    6"2 my arse! Are you standing on some sort of incredibly tall chair!? :P

    I'm pretty short, so short that someone actually laughed at me in a bar before ... I wasn't wearing heels and was apparently "pocket sized" ... eejit :o

    I prefer a taller guy because it does tend to make you feel safer ... a taller man gives the illusion that they'll be able to protect you and take care of you until an even taller man comes along!:pac:


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