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Ways to say you're thirsty (for beer mainly)

  • 01-07-2010 01:49PM
    #1
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,929 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I'm drawing a mental blank on a particular expression to say how thirsty you are. I can think of loads for hungry but none come to mind for extreme thirst.


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  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    My throat's as dry as a hooker's crack after a long weekend.


  • #3
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Your tongue hanging out, eyes half closed, bad body language... and complaining how thirsy you are


  • #4
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Just feed me


  • #5
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'm parched/parchin


  • #6
    Azureus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    If im thirsty I tend to say 'im parchin!' and people take the pish outta me :(


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  • #7
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I've a mouth on me like Ghandi's sandle & only a pint will shift it off me.

    Quote I heard from a seventy year old crusty man at a bar one evening, I laughed so much a little bit of pee came out :D


  • #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'm so thirsty, I could suck the sweat from a knacker's sock.


  • #9
    Jagera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Jagera


    I'm as dry as a nun's nasty


  • #10
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    My throat's as dry as an Arabs tackee.


  • #11
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Im so thirsty id suck the teat of a Friesian through a hole in a hedge.


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  • #12
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    "Can I have a drink?"


  • #13
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Not thirst I know but:

    "I'm so hungry I could ate the arse off a scabby babby through a hole in a chair"


  • #14
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Im so thirsty id drink the piss from a babies nappy


  • #15
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Beer me Marge!


  • #16
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    I'm spitting feathers.


  • #17
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I'm so thirsty I'd suck the semen from a pedo's willy.


  • #18
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I'm so thirsty I'd suck the semen from a pedo's willy.

    Oh sweet jesus, i hope you dont use that in public!


  • #19
    shebango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭shebango


    I've an awful goo on me.


  • #20
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I'm so thirsty I'd suck the semen from a pedo's willy.

    If you're old enough to drink beer then you wouldn't get near one of them fellahs. I hear they're awful picky.


  • #21
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,929 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Cheers!


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  • #22
    D_murph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭D_murph


    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Im so thirsty id drink the piss from a babies nappy

    The other version of that is..

    "I'm so hungry, Id eat the shít out of a baby's nappy".

    :eek:


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