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Markom5a · 23-07-2010 10:47PM #1

Right aher's I need your help!!! A female friend has challenged me to a one v one basketball match. If I lose I have to wear her hotpants in town for an hour. And if she loses....... well this is where ye come in I need suggestions!!!

Thanks

PirateShampoo · 23-07-2010 10:48PM

Motor boat.

Benny Lava · 23-07-2010 10:48PM

Make her listen to Planet Jedward...in full.

bm365 · 23-07-2010 10:49PM

Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse

MagicMarker · 23-07-2010 10:49PM

Blow job.

Abrasax · 23-07-2010 10:49PM

If she loses, she doesn't wear her hotpants for an hour.

VinnyTGM · 23-07-2010 10:49PM

She has to wear nothing whilst in town for an hour.

KeithM89_old · 23-07-2010 10:56PM

She has to tell her family/OH shes pregnant - and cant tell the truth for 3 days

Markom5a · 23-07-2010 10:56PM

I'm in tears laughing here! Keep em coming I'll let ye know if I pick one.

Sharpshooter · 23-07-2010 10:59PM

Markom5a wrote: »

Right aher's I need your help!!! A female friend has challenged me to a one v one basketball match. If I lose I have to wear her hotpants in town for an hour. And if she loses....... well this is where ye come in I need suggestions!!!

Thanks

You both have to walk around town for an hour changing her hotpants between you every five minutes.

Just give AHs the heads up when it's going down.;)

/those of you with filthy minds need not reply to or quote this post...

Kiwi_knock · 23-07-2010 10:59PM

Bring her out for a night in a club, wearing slutty clothes, and have to tell any lad who comes up to her this is the first time she has been out since the sex change

Improbable · 23-07-2010 10:59PM

She has to chat up a stranger and then convince him that she used to be a man and get a date.

Edit: damn, kiwi_knock just beat me to it.

MatthewVII · 23-07-2010 11:19PM

make her clean your toilet with her face

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 23-07-2010 11:23PM

Next rainy day has to walk around town in a tight white t-shirt

giggsy664 · 23-07-2010 11:24PM

Bracing for epic winrars.

Keogg · 23-07-2010 11:24PM

Shave her head bald.
Clean off:D

23-07-2010 11:25PM

get her to photocopy her boobs in a public library.

Einhard · 23-07-2010 11:26PM

Have her give me the aul ride.

You'll be happy. I'll be happy.

She won't.

But she'll never gamble again.

Keogg · 23-07-2010 11:27PM

Deleted User wrote: »

get her to photocopy her boobs in a public library.

And print it out like 250 times, then go through town distributing them to every guy that walks past.

SugarHigh · 23-07-2010 11:31PM

She has to shag her dog

Jordan Berbatov · 23-07-2010 11:34PM

You get to bash her gash

scudzilla · 23-07-2010 11:36PM

If you win she has to ride ya, sure it's the only way you'll ever get yer hole

stovelid · 23-07-2010 11:41PM

Just wear the hotpants and bravely flout convention. You don't need to invent a competition for an excuse.

orourkeda · 23-07-2010 11:47PM

She has to perform the teabagging procedure for an hour

mrDerek · 23-07-2010 11:47PM

she has to wear a burkha in france

Einhard · 24-07-2010 12:46AM

orourkeda wrote: »

She has to perform the teabagging procedure for an hour

Surely her growing a pair of balls is a bit too much to ask?!

Jesus Wept · 24-07-2010 01:08AM

Sex change.

mojesius · 24-07-2010 01:15AM

Y'know the artists who draw on the pavement with chalk opposite Trinity?
Saturday 12 noon, she has to draw a giant penis.

entropi · 24-07-2010 01:19AM

mojesius wrote: »

Y'know the artists who draw on the pavement with chalk opposite Trinity?
Saturday 12 noon, she has to draw sit on a giant penis.

FYP

Ricardo G · 24-07-2010 01:19AM

she has to beat herself to death with her own shoe !!

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 24-07-2010 01:25AM

Master of Nothing wrote: »

FYP

mojesius wrote: »

Y'know the artists who draw on the pavement with chalk opposite Trinity?
Saturday 12 noon, she has to drawsit aon my giant penis.

FYFYP.

Einhard · 24-07-2010 01:28AM

She has to tell me what FYP means

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 24-07-2010 01:31AM

Einhard wrote: »

She has to tell me what FYP means

Fixed Your Post.

Einhard · 24-07-2010 01:35AM

baz2009 wrote: »

Fixed Your Post.

Thanks for that. i thought for a moment I might actually have to do some work and google it myself!!:eek:

Blitzkrieger · 24-07-2010 08:54AM

While you're at it google 'omnipresent'

Fanny Wank · 24-07-2010 09:39AM

She has to feed you all sorts of strange shaped fruit......from her gash

mstan · 24-07-2010 09:56AM

Einhard wrote: »

She has to tell me what FYP means

First Year Pussy

s_carnage · 24-07-2010 06:10PM

She has to walk around with your dirty white Y fronts

machhu · 24-07-2010 06:12PM

she has to take nude photo and post in this board

SadieSue · 24-07-2010 06:20PM

She has to read these answers.

machhu · 24-07-2010 06:28PM

SadieSue wrote: »

She has to read these answers.

she had to read this answers in front of public nd family

Max Power1 · 24-07-2010 06:31PM

machhu wrote: »

she has to take nude photo and post in this board

+1
At least that would be mutually beneficial to AH and the OP

Bonito · 24-07-2010 06:47PM

She has to put a bumper sticker on her car for a week saying "I deepthroat for cash."

Markom5a · 24-07-2010 09:27PM

Brilliant lads I'll suggest them all and let you know which she goes with!!
Keep em coming though!!!

lil'bug · 24-07-2010 09:31PM

she has to wear a pair of your jocks in town for an hour

wanrek · 24-07-2010 09:42PM

She has to dress up as a tiger and go into Bank of Ireland, walk up to the manager and say "so where are you living".

BluesBerry · 24-07-2010 09:44PM

wanrek wrote: »

She has to dress up as a tiger and go into Bank of Ireland, walk up to the manager and say "so where are you living".

That is brilliant

If she does do that one Id say it would make the news

aCA · 24-07-2010 09:47PM

She must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!

mr kr0nik · 24-07-2010 09:51PM

Is there a plan B in case you don't fit into her hotpants.... (not that I don't have any confidence in your baskerball skills)

Markom5a · 24-07-2010 10:01PM

mr kr0nik wrote: »

Is there a plan B in case you don't fit into her hotpants.... (not that I don't have any confidence in your baskerball skills)

Oh I probably will be wearing her hotpants because I'm the worst basketball player in history and she is the captain of every team she's ever been on!!! Oh and don't worry they fit,just don't ask me how I know!!

MagicMarker · 24-07-2010 10:02PM

Markom5a wrote: »

Oh I probably will be wearing her hotpants because I'm the worst basketball player in history and she is the captain of every team she's ever been on!!! Oh and don't worry they fit,just don't ask me how I know!!

Just make sure they're unwashed...... GIGGITY GOO!!

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