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What's your thanks whore index ratio.

  • 30-07-2010 11:25PM
    #1
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Go to your profile and click on the statistics tab.

    This will tell you how many times you've been thanked and how many times you've posted.

    Get out your calculator and divide one by the other like so:

    thanks_whore_index_ratio = num_of_thanks/(total_num_of_posts+1)
    (the +1 takes into account that you'll post in this thread.)

    As an example for me it's:

    725 / (1503+1) = 0.482.
    So I'm a bit of a whore, but not too bad.

    So what's yours? :pac:

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  • #2
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,562 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    ffs who gives a ****e

    EVENFLOW



  • #3
    Ian Beale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Ian Beale


    Maths in AH? Good luck with that.


  • #4
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I despise doing any type of maths.
    Especially on a Friday night..


  • #5
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    1,174 thanks/637+1 posts= 1.84

    Conclusion- I am the Katie Price of boards.ie.


  • #6
    Ian Beale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Ian Beale


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I despise doing any type of maths.
    Especially on a Friday night..

    Snap :D


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  • #7
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    7643/(6841+1) = 1.117

    I have no idea what that means


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I despise doing any type of maths.
    Especially on a Friday night..
    But... it's Saturday morning?


  • #9
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    1.26
    Im not a thanks whore, im just really witty :)


  • #10
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    adrian280582 wrote: »
    ffs who gives a ****e

    929/2763 = 0.33

    I wouldn't give a sh1t either if my thanks whore index ratio was so low.:D


  • #11
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,562 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    But... it's Saturday morning?

    that's worse

    EVENFLOW



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  • #12
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ok so who going to post something thats gets thanked where are the whores?, no ironic thanks please.


  • #13
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    *Inserts random number*


  • #14
    gogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    My neighbour is actually a whore, and I thanked her for leaving out our bins the other day, so on a ratio of litlerally thanking whores, i win.


  • #15
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Yep, I was all up for it till I saw there was some kind of maths involved!!!:(


  • #16
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,562 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    929/2763 = 0.33

    I wouldn't give a sh1t either if my thanks whore index ratio was so low.:D


    929

    930 actually:p:p:p

    boom boom

    EVENFLOW



  • #17
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Go to your profile and click on the statistics tab.

    This will tell you how many times you've been thanked and how many times you've posted.

    Get out your calculator and divide one by the other like so:

    thanks_whore_index_ratio = num_of_thanks/(total_num_of_posts+1)
    (the +1 takes into account that you'll post in this thread.)

    As an example for me it's:

    725 / (1503+1) = 0.482.
    So I'm a bit of a whore, but not too bad.

    So what's yours? :pac:

    Complimentary Motivational Picture

    is this just an attempt to get your number of profile views up


  • #18
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    irish-stew wrote: »
    is this just an attempt to get your number of profile views up


    You go to your own profile.what's the point in going to his?:confused:


  • #19
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    brummytom wrote: »
    7643/(6841+1) = 1.117

    I have no idea what that means

    Whatever it means, you just beat me by a hare's breath .. :p

    10,028 (9,471 + 1) = 1.058


  • #20
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Thanked 368 Times in 159 Posts


    2.3 :cool:


    Edit:did that wrong however i'm not doing it again,treat me like a whore


  • #21
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    This will only apply to newbs.
    This doesn't work for those of us who were on the site "pre-thanks".


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  • #22
    Ulises Stocky Deer
    Posts: 0 ✭ Ulises Stocky Deer


    surely this is got to be the sadest thread ever


    and nobodies even mention wankin in it its a disgrace


  • #23
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,153 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    2.9959239130434782608695652173913

    /Edit - Seems I did that wrong too. You need to device your thanks by posts, not your posts by thanks.

    0.3337565


  • #24
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Ulises Stocky Deer wrote: »
    and nobodies even mention wankin in it its a disgrace

    i have been,but the pace this thread is going at makes it as limp as wet speghetti


  • #25
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Anything over 1; you have a vagina
    Anything over 1.5; you have provided photographic evidence that you are female or female looking.
    Over 2; you have provided extensive photographic evidence including baps or vag or you are a skilled comedic writer like padraiggg.


  • #26
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    496 Posts. Thanked 512 Times.

    1.03

    Not having a vagina, I've no idea why it's that high. At some point, I must have accidentally made a really profound sneeringly shitty and facetious prole-pleaser of a post.


  • #27
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    laugh wrote: »
    Anything over 1; you have a vagina
    Anything over 1.5; you have provided photographic evidence that you are female or female looking.
    Over 2; you have provided extensive photographic evidence including baps or vag or you are a skilled comedic writer like padraiggg.

    Mine's 0.9955.

    I must have a circumcised vagina.


  • #28
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Quality, not quantity lads.

    Sh*te, that doesn't work.

    Mines is about .22, but I was here pre Thanks.

    Noob.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #29
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,977 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    You can tell all the n00bs who only joined post-thanks system.

    It should be amount of thanked posts and thanks to get it right for all.


  • #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    When did the thanks button actually start?


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  • #31
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    0.388 :D


  • #32
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,977 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    When did the thanks button actually start?

    Around March 2008 I *think*


  • #33
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510


  • #34
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You go to your own profile.what's the point in going to his?:confused:

    to double check his figures


  • #35
    Strange Loop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Strange Loop


    Terry wrote: »
    3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

    Who ate all the pi?


  • #36
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    0.7823129251700680272108843537415


    also.......................
    Strange Loop wrote: »
    Who ate all the pi?

    tumblr_ku48us46k51qzh4dro1_400.png


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  • #37
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Didn't "Thanks" get introduced as a sop to those who missed the Khama nonsense?


  • #38
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Some of us have been posting since before the thanks system was introduced, I guess we saw some other use for a forum than trying to earn 'thanks' and comparing our e-peen ratios.

    I'm cranky in the mornings.


  • #39
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Thanked 2,354 Times in 668 Posts...

    so uhh...

    3.5 thanks per post. Thanks whore or witty fúcker, you decide.


  • #40
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    How do people still believe in Thanks whores.............


  • #41
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    This topic has come up a few times.
    As with the first time, this latest time and in between, I honestly don't know what mine is.
    I don't want to know (so please don't tell me) because if I am bothered to go finding out the answer, it means my ego is getting the better of me.

    I post, some agree, some disagree. Each shows their appreciation or dislike by alternative means. I don't keep an eye on the ratio and frankly it really don't matter to me what my ratio is.
    Its not how or ever I get enjoyment out of the boards. It is what it is.


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  • #42
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    1.44

    fear dark yours should be thanks/total posts no? so it's 0.77. i still think you're witty.


  • #43
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Strange Loop wrote: »
    Who ate all the pi?

    you must be new here, it was obviously mary harney.


  • #44
    Asmodean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭Asmodean


    1000000


  • #45
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    3.63

    Durty.


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