If You Had A Time Machine......

RockinRolla · 07-09-2010 01:07AM #1

...for one hour, what place/event would you go back to? (can't go forward)

I'd visit Woodstock 69! :P

Riamfada · 07-09-2010 01:09AM

RockinRolla wrote: »

...for one hour, what place/event would you go back to? (can't go forward)

I'd visit Woodstock 69! :P

Time is relative so if I had it for one hour technically I could have it for as long as I wanted.

Wolfe Tone · 07-09-2010 01:10AM

Go back and tell Collins not to sign the treaty.

bronte · 07-09-2010 01:11AM

Woodstock baby!

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:12AM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Go back and tell Collins not to sign the treaty.

Yeah, because Ireland is a 3rd World Country as 26 counties.

if only we had 6 more... that'd solve everything!

KeithM89_old · 07-09-2010 01:13AM

Id dress up as Batman and kill Hitler

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:14AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id dress up as Batman and kill Hitler

Why not the other way around?

Jeboa Safari · 07-09-2010 01:15AM

The creation of the universe, be fairly cool to see it happen

Maybe sometime around the dinosaurs aswell

Going to the Colosseum either would be fairly cool

Dennis the Stone · 07-09-2010 01:16AM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Go back and tell Collins not to sign..

Go back and tell Phil Collins not to sing

Wolfe Tone · 07-09-2010 01:17AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Yeah, because Ireland is a 3rd World Country as 26 counties.

if only we had 6 more... that'd solve everything!

That makes no sense.

smokedeels · 07-09-2010 01:17AM

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

Go back and tell Phil Collins not to sing

i'd go back in time 2 minutes and steal this post.

Wolfe Tone · 07-09-2010 01:18AM

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

Go back and tell Phil Collins not to sing

I like in the air tonight!

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:18AM

Jeboa Safari wrote: »

The creation of the universe, be fairly cool to see it happen

That's an interesting one.

So, if the time machine has to reappear when you want it, and in order to see the Universe be created...... where do you think the Time Machine would rematerialise since there's no universe yet?

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:20AM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

That makes no sense.

Neither does having a silly 32 county mindset in the 21st century.

DOC09UNAM · 07-09-2010 01:20AM

I'd go back to Assasinate the greatest detriment to Irish history.

Jedwards mother.

smk89 · 07-09-2010 01:20AM

I slap Hitler with a salmon across the face, while he was juggling on a unicycle

Jeboa Safari · 07-09-2010 01:20AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

That's an interesting one.

So, if the time machine has to reappear when you want it, and in order to see the Universe be created...... where do you think the Time Machine would rematerialise since there's no universe yet?

OutlawPete · 07-09-2010 01:21AM

November 5th, 1955.

Wolfe Tone · 07-09-2010 01:21AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Neither does having a silly 32 county mindset in the 21st century.

What makes no sense is having an island this size partitioned. But lets not get inot that debate.

How is Ireland a 3rd world country? Thats bullsh!t. I suggest you go volunteer in ethiopia and get some perspective.

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:21AM

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

I'd go back to Assasinate the greatest detriment to Irish history.

Jedwards mother.

That's a Terminator sequel i'd LOVE to see!

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:23AM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

What makes no sense is having an island this size partitioned. But lets not get inot that debate.

How is Ireland a 3rd world country? Thats bullsh!t. I suggest you go volunteer in ethiopia and get some perspective.

It's not, i was making fun of your post.

My sarcasm key must be fried!

Also, youe reply kinda makes my point for me.

Wolfe Tone · 07-09-2010 01:26AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

It's not, i was making fun of your post.

My sarcasm key must be fried!

Also, youe reply kinda makes my point for me.

It is 2:20 am. Cut me some slack!

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:28AM

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

It is 2:20 am. Cut me some slack!

If only there was some way to go back to when it was 2:20 PM!!!

Wolfe Tone · 07-09-2010 01:29AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

If only there was some way to go back to when it was 2:20 PM!!!

Oh how I would do things so differently!

AskMyChocolate · 07-09-2010 01:36AM

Couldn't say for sure, but I know this; Paddy Power's would be fcuked.:cool:

Mrmoe · 07-09-2010 01:39AM

Nov 22 1963 to see if there was anybody on the grassy knoll:D

tony1kenobi · 07-09-2010 01:41AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Why not the other way around?

...because Batman can't die....

I'd go back to 69 and convince myself not to gut Sharon Tate....I still feel bad that that poor feeb Manson is rotting in jail with his madness.......piggies.....piggies.......all the piggies......that sh*t was all me.

fonecrusher1 · 07-09-2010 01:46AM

I'd travel back to a time when early man used to hunt the great t-rex with spears. The moment when fire & gunpowder was invented by ancient gallic druids or when the first wheel was discovered approximately 500AD.

Possibly go back to the 1930's when sherlock holmes & his trusty sidekick watson finally caught the infamous yorkshire ripper.

So many important moments of history.

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 01:48AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Possibly go back to the 1930's when sherlock holmes & his trusty sidekick watson finally caught the infamous yorkshire ripper.

So many important moments of history.

Your post made sense up until right here.........

it was Poirot who caught the Yorkshire Ripper!

fonecrusher1 · 07-09-2010 02:26AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Your post made sense up until right here........
it was Poirot who caught the Yorkshire Ripper!

Oh bugger your right.:rolleyes:

Sherlock holmes & watson were the ones that eventually tracked down the german aircraft carrier the Bismark as it passed through the suez canal into the black sea.

Correct yes?

Misanthrope · 07-09-2010 02:41AM

August 14th 3537 b.c.,@ 3:44 pm - 4.44pm.I wonder what was happening that day?Probably feck all.But that's my answer.

fonecrusher1 · 07-09-2010 02:51AM

Misanthrope wrote: »

August 14th 3537 b.c.,@ 3:44 pm - 4.44pm.I wonder what was happening that day?Probably feck all.But that's my answer.

Birth of christopher columbo. Easy.

kfallon · 07-09-2010 08:47AM

My conception and I'd shout at me Da, "Pull out, pull out, don't give the useless twat the chance!!!"

I doubt he took an hour to do it anyway unless he was heavily pissed

LordSutch · 07-09-2010 09:01AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id dress up as Batman and kill Hitler

I'd dress up as Batman & kill Mussolini too . . .

Sanjuro · 07-09-2010 09:01AM

kfallon wrote: »

My conception and I'd shout at me Da, "Pull out, pull out, don't give the useless twat the chance!!!"

I doubt he took an hour to do it anyway unless he was heavily pissed

I dunno. Of all the people I could go back in time and watch fuck, my parents would be bottom of the list. Your parents, on the other hand...

kfallon · 07-09-2010 09:07AM

Sanjuro wrote: »

I dunno. Of all the people I could go back in time and watch fuck, my parents would be bottom of the list. Your parents, on the other hand...

I'm only prepared to do it to save humanity from me!

up for anything · 07-09-2010 09:14AM

I would go back to my first date with my ex-husband and start as I should have gone on. Things could have been so different for us if I had wiped the lurve from my eyes and grown a backbone.

kfallon · 07-09-2010 09:26AM

up for anything wrote: »

Things could have been so different for us if I had wiped the lurve from my eyes

You let him give you a facial on the first date :eek:

PM on the way

bonerm · 07-09-2010 09:31AM

I'd go back to the garden of Eden from biblical times (apocryphal I know) and kick Adam square in the balls before he got chance to start populating this planet with these horrible hateful, selfish, pointless people I see walking around every day (myself included). Leave the planet to the dolphins.

Misanthrope wrote: »

August 14th 3537 b.c.,@ 3:44 pm - 4.44pm.I wonder what was happening that day?Probably feck all.But that's my answer.

Cool username,

up for anything · 07-09-2010 09:32AM

kfallon wrote: »

You let him give you a facial on the first date :eek:

PM on the way

There you go ruining a tender moment!!

*waiting for PM with mouth open in delight*

kfallon · 07-09-2010 09:34AM

up for anything wrote: »

*waiting for PM with mouth open in delight*

I thought you preferred it in the eye :eek:

up for anything · 07-09-2010 09:43AM

kfallon wrote: »

I thought you preferred it in the eye :eek:

At my age I take it any way I can get it! :P

kfallon · 07-09-2010 09:45AM

up for anything wrote: »

At my age I take it any way I can get it! :P

That's the spirit!

Now back on topic, I'd love to go back to the summer of 1990 but be old enough to drink and have the World Cup all over again!

OldGoat · 07-09-2010 09:49AM

I'm going back to December 1960 and to cockblock my da just to see if I can create a temporal paradox and cause the...
*Poof - dissapears in a logic loop*

stovelid · 07-09-2010 09:50AM

I'd go back to last week and do the lotto. Fuck all that history bollix.

Pushtrak · 07-09-2010 10:05AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Birth of christopher columbo. Easy.

Sorry, had to.

Des Carter · 07-09-2010 11:40AM

Music is my time machine!

Rowley Birkin QC · 07-09-2010 11:50AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id dress up as Batman and kill Hitler

Godwinned in only 6 posts and the post speaks of circumstances which, if they occurred, would remove the existence of Godwins law altogether.

/Strokes chin.

flyton5 · 07-09-2010 12:04PM

I'd slingshot my time machine/klingon warbird around the sun, go back to 1986, get a humpback whale, go back to my own timeline and save the earth.

starlit · 07-09-2010 01:47PM

I'd like to be a baby again, grow up and live my life differently. If I knew what was going to happen in the years ahead I would have changed a lot of things. Preminitions are useless.

MrStuffins · 07-09-2010 03:14PM

RockinRolla wrote: »

...for one hour, what place/event would you go back to? (can't go forward)

I'd visit Woodstock 69! :P

How come nobody has picked up on the fact that the fact it's a time machine, having it for "one hour" makes no sense?

If You Had A Time Machine......

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