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The things us Men have to go through

  • 28-10-2010 11:41PM
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    So there I was, bent over the doctor's table, two of his fingers up my ass .. and what can I not stop thinking about?? Whether or not Cheryl Cole's vagina is as tight as my butt hole! Well, I'll you this, he didn't have to look too hard to find something to grab onto with his left hand, I can tell you.

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  • #2
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    But i thought you'd gone to the doc because you had a sore ear-how'd you end up in that position?
    :pac:


  • #3
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Rectum.....? I nearly bleedin' killed 'em.


  • #4
    Kiwi_knock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,465 ✭✭✭Kiwi_knock


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    But i thought you'd gone to the doc because you had a sore ear-how'd you end up in that position?
    :pac:
    The doc was just checking if he could the sound of his fingers in his ass. Textbook medical treatment for sore ears


  • #5
    plein de force
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    are you sure it didn't happen like this?


  • #6
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Yeah ... Doctor!!!!


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  • #7
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    So there I was, bent over the doctor's table, two of his fingers up my ass .. and what can I not stop thinking about?? Whether or not Cheryl Cole's vagina is as tight as my butt hole! Well, I'll you this, he didn't have to look too hard to find something to grab onto with his left hand, I can tell you.

    Come back to me when you've had an colonoscopy without sedation...not nice....:(


  • #8
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Are you sure that was his two fingers ?


  • #9
    shebango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭shebango


    What's a 'prostrate'?


  • #10
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,900 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    It's a lot more crack with a female doctor, well worth the 50 and slap of a cold teaspoon ; )


  • #11
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    shebango wrote: »
    What's a 'prostrate'?

    It's when you're flat on your back, with your Prostate on show!!!


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  • #12
    plein de force
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    are you sure it didn't happen like in family guy?
    it wasn't all grainey and piratey?


  • #13
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    shebango wrote: »
    What's a 'prostrate'?

    The position you get into when having a prostate exam ;)


  • #14
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    shebango wrote: »
    What's a 'prostrate'?

    A Chinese hooker.


  • #15
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Ahhhhhh the regular prostate check. My uncle is quite gentle. Pity he's not a doctor...


  • #16
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    In before the feminist rabble.


  • #17
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Hymens?

    Id rather a smear test over a couple of cold, ky'ed fingers up my ass any day so I do sympathise.


  • #18
    twebb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭twebb


    hmm... i kind of know my prostate is ****ed... peeing habits etc.. but i really think i'd rather die than let my gpstick his fingers up his ass... maybe i have issues!


  • #19
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    How would you feel if it was a female doctor?

    A hot female doctor?


  • #20
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    How would you feel if it was a female doctor?

    A hot female doctor?


    Soooooooooo.....wanna go out sometime?


  • #21
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Did he hit the male G-spot? A la American Pie...


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  • #22
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    How would you feel if it was a female doctor? A hot female doctor?

    I would just run my hand up inside her blouse and do it that way I suppose :p


  • #23
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I'm not a doctor :(


  • #24
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    OutlawPete is in serious peril
    Ashley knows he is tighter than Cheryl!

    When the famous left back
    gets a sniff of his crack
    the outcome will render him sterile


  • #25
    twebb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭twebb


    still dont think it would help...


  • #26
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    twebb wrote: »
    hmm... i kind of know my prostate is ****ed... peeing habits etc.. but i really think i'd rather die than let my gpstick his fingers up his ass... maybe i have issues!

    Yea dying issues. Basically you won't have an asshole to finger if you don't get to a doctor and get it checked.


  • #27
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    How would you feel if it was a female doctor?

    A hot female doctor?

    If she told me she was into Anal...

    I'd be disappointed/surprised/arrested after realising what she really meant!!!


  • #28
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Come back to me when you've had an colonoscopy without sedation...not nice....:(

    I hear ya ;)

    I had one about ten years ago, nightmare.
    Lux23 wrote: »
    Yea dying issues. Basically you won't have an asshole to finger if you don't get to a doctor and get it checked.

    Yup, around 3000 new cases each year.


  • #29
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭policarp


    Did ya squeal like a pig???


  • #30
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    How would you feel if it was a female doctor?

    A hot female doctor?

    Strap-on :eek:


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  • #31
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    twebb wrote: »
    i really think i'd rather die than let my gpstick his fingers up his ass... maybe i have issues!

    why would he do that :confused:, piles...must have been his piles, still you'd think he'd wait until after you had left.


  • #32
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    policarp wrote: »
    Did ya squeal like a pig???

    Only on request.


  • #33
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭policarp


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Only on request.

    Them godam southern quacks.
    Very demanding...


  • #34
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    I always try to save all my poo before the prostate exam so the doc gets a brown finger hehehe

    but seriously for any doctors out there. At what point do you say to yourself in your career. "Hmm, think I'll specialise in the ol prostate area. Nothing better than sticking my fingers up guy's arse's"

    I find it odd


  • #35
    Keith186
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,229 ✭✭✭Keith186


    What age does all this prostate mularkey crap start at?

    Getting old is gonna be ****.


  • #36
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,833 ✭✭✭phill106


    Keith186 wrote: »
    What age does all this prostate mularkey crap start at?

    Getting old is gonna be ****.

    think around forty. Not looking forward to it.
    Wonder what do homosexual men think of the issue?


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  • #37
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    Don't they say us lads should have it checked from like 45+?


  • #38
    boredatwork82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭boredatwork82


    Hyperbullet wrote: »
    Did he hit the male G-spot? A la American Pie...

    Was that not Road Trip?


  • #39
    Keith186
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,229 ✭✭✭Keith186


    phill106 wrote: »
    think around forty. Not looking forward to it.
    Wonder what do homosexual men think of the issue?

    They probably think prostitution has become legal! They'll be back for another prostate exam every other week.


  • #40
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    You know you can get PSA and other blood tests these days to check for prostate cancer without the need for a doctor to stick his finger up your ass....


  • #41
    Squiggle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    Keith186 wrote: »
    What age does all this prostate mularkey crap start at?

    Usually before you reach the stage of requiring manual evacuation.


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  • #42
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    boredatwork82 wrote: »
    Was that not Road Trip?

    Thought it was one of the American Pie series? Didnt it happen to Stiffler? Oh I dont know.

    Pete, you walking like John Wayne now for the weekend?


  • #43
    shebango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭shebango


    davyjose wrote: »
    It's when you're flat on your back, with your Prostate on show!!!
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The position you get into when having a prostate exam ;)

    Well i'll be damned! Learn something new every day.

    Assume the prostrate position bebeh!:D


  • #44
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,833 ✭✭✭phill106


    steve06 wrote: »
    You know you can get PSA and other blood tests these days to check for prostate cancer without the need for a doctor to stick his finger up your ass....

    Thank you! I shall tattoo that to my lower back, like a tramp stamp!


  • #45
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    steve06 wrote: »
    You know you can get PSA and other blood tests these days to check for prostate cancer without the need for a doctor to stick his finger up your ass....

    I never said I didn't like it :p


  • #46
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Come back to me when you've had an colonoscopy without sedation...not nice....:(

    And in the same vein ...not nice when you've had a camera inserted up into your penis so they can have a look around your Kidney/Anus area . :eek:

    I was there last year with that one and glad I didn't know procedure beforhand otherwise might have being reluctant to let them do it . Them being the specialist, her assistant and a jnr nurse with the latter looking totally bemused by it all while I'm going '' ...Araghhhhhh .....Araghhhh .

    Not nice fellas :(

    Edit-the post op burning sensation while peeing only last for 24 hrs


  • #47
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Hyperbullet wrote: »
    Thought it was one of the American Pie series? Didnt it happen to Stiffler? Oh I dont know.

    Pete, you walking like John Wayne now for the weekend?

    Same actor, different film.


  • #48
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,653 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    twebb wrote: »
    but i really think i'd rather die than let my gpstick his fingers up his ass...
    Surely the doctor can do pretty much what he wants with his own body?


  • #49
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    Anyone else find it hilarious that a thread called "the things us men have to go through" is comment after comment about fingers in bums???:D:D:D Ah boys, bums just never stop being funny do they?


  • #50
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    curlzy wrote: »
    Anyone else find it hilarious that a thread called "the things us men have to go through" is comment after comment about fingers in bums???:D:D:D Ah boys, bums just never stop being funny do they?


    Are they still funny when there's a finger up them?


  • #51
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    curlzy wrote: »
    Anyone else find it hilarious that a thread called "the things us men have to go through" is comment after comment about fingers in bums???:D:D:D Ah boys, bums just never stop being funny do they?

    And before this I thought guys liked it! I have been misinformed.


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