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Weapon of choice?

  • 24-09-2010 12:03pm
    #1
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Sometimes, you don't have time to be picky!

    956.jpg


    Right now, at my desk, it would be a pack of gum.

    Maybe I should move my phone to the other side of the desk!


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  • #2
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056035997

    It'd be my door :D


  • #3
    charlie1966
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭charlie1966


    My weapon of choice?

    My Wife! She will take the head of anything with a glance, but don't tell her i said that.:D


  • #4
    strange john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 ✭strange john


    Oh no....Sky + Remote Control and a dog blanket....Not good. Not even sharp edges!


  • #5
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    my phone.... a watermelon and a baloon animal

    see you on the other side lads :P


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It's nearly always a PC case, at work and at home. I wish the Zombies would show up, I really want to throw this work PC at something so bad. :mad:


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  • #7
    Chorizo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Chorizo


    A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?


  • #8
    frank reynolds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭frank reynolds


    in work, so if it were to happen Now i could run to the print room, and grab the big sharp thing off the document cutter and that's pretty much a machete so that'd be ok. also maybe the desk fan i have is pretty old so the blades are metal, and you can take the cover off the front....

    but that only works when plugged in, so i'd have to get them to come to me!


  • #9
    dunsandin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 879 ✭✭✭dunsandin


    Glass of wine and a calculator, so I could add up the chance of survival and get more pi55ed so I didn't care how low it was.


  • #10
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    New Office, Finally found a home for the Chainsaw in the machinery Shed:(

    But Seeing as I just set up my new Desk with this threat inmind, to my Left I have,
    A Japanese Pull Saw
    A Hammer
    A Sickle

    Mr Stabby( a Stainless Steel Letter Opener that I sharpen when I'm bored)

    Seriously, Mr Stabby is Sharp enought to split atoms


  • #11
    adser53
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭adser53


    Ah the site office has weaponry galore! Battery operated skillsaw, a few chisels for throwing, a crowbar thats itching for some z-head and my trusty swiss army knife if things get too close for comfort, to name but a few :D


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  • #12
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    A plastic ruler and a calculator.

    Balls :(


  • #13
    S.E. Airsoft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭S.E. Airsoft


    Keyboard, TFT screen & fire extinguisher, plus assorted bric a brac, but there's only 1 door & no window, so escape is not an option. :(


  • #14
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Chorizo wrote: »
    A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?
    If your going to die anyway you would look pretty hardcore if you left a group of people to take on a Zombie horde swinging a pillow while sipping on a cup of coffee.


  • #15
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    My car.


  • #16
    mayo_lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 563 ✭✭✭mayo_lad


    Chorizo wrote: »
    A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?
    you could take the pillow out of the pillow case the put the cup in the pillow case and use it to bash at lest one z's in after that you would just need to find a heavy object to replace the cup


  • #17
    Chorizo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Chorizo


    Ahhh good thinking. But now ive just realised that my brain is not good for improvising weapons. Maybe it will be good to eat ...... mmmmm brains


  • #18
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    People will be checking the "bad ideas" section of one partiular site should Z-Day happen :D


  • #19
    hitbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭hitbit


    Mary Harney as
    I could hide behind her or
    Roll her downhill at the enemy and
    In the event they found us it would take them a week to eat her and in the meantime I could leg it to Cork.

    hitbit


  • #20
    dunsandin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 879 ✭✭✭dunsandin


    On mature reflection; my left arm. My body is a weapon. (a weapon of mass distraction. I would wave a lot, and run)


  • #21
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    paper towel holder


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  • #22
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Empty crisp bag and an A4 Pad :eek: RIP Pocketfizz


  • #23
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭hare05


    Oh god... zombie blood on my new android phone again. Talk about bricking your hardware...


  • #24
    Paddy The Pirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭Paddy The Pirate


    I'm screwed the only thing beside me is,,, well,, a rubber.. :/


  • #25
    Janelle Zealous Volt
    Posts: 0 ✭ Janelle Zealous Volt


    Erm, there is nothing to my left... Except the floor? To the far left is a map of the world.:confused:


  • #26
    theanonymous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭theanonymous


    my katana (Japanese sword) i can slice a nut in half. also have a tanto and wakizashi


  • #27
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭hare05


    Ok, second try...

    My wallet? I could always fill it with loads of 1c coins..... Does fake leather cut zombie flesh easily?

    I have a large bookcase too, but I don't think I can swing that in here...


  • #28
    Gulliver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭Gulliver


    A handheld vac and a pink singing cat puppet. Sorted.


  • #29
    theanonymous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭theanonymous


    Oki inspired by Dead rising 2, I would take electronic bear and combine him with a machine gun. In result it will be a self aware turret called FREEDOM BEAR


  • #30
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    theanonymous wrote: »
    Oki inspired by Dead rising 2, I would take electronic bear and combine him with a machine gun. In result it will be a self aware turret called FREEDOM BEAR
    read the first post next time :P

    and if you have a robot bear and a machine beside you...... I think you win XD


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  • #31
    Hocker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 ✭Hocker


    Chuck Norris.


  • #32
    SHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭SHH


    I have a lamp. At least the room will be well-lit before I get eaten.


  • #33
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Chorizo wrote: »
    A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?

    At least you have the coffee..

    My cup of coffee is on my right..

    On my left is ... a cushion!!

    So I reckon I'm screwed :eek:


  • #34
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    foxinsox wrote: »
    At least you have the coffee..

    My cup of coffee is on my right..

    On my left is ... a cushion!!

    So I reckon I'm screwed :eek:
    Just do what I do and keep a hammer under your pillow.


  • #35
    adser53
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭adser53


    At the minute I'm at a health and safety course so I'm knackered. To my right I've a pen and A4 pad so no good there. To my left is some auld lad :/ I suppose I could use him as an easy target for the zeds while I escape.


  • #36
    Ghost Estate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Ghost Estate


    SHH wrote: »
    I have a lamp. At least the room will be well-lit before I get eaten.

    smash bulb and fry them?


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  • #37
    muboop1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭muboop1


    My laptop battery... it is nice, one of those toshiba ones, almost seems to have a handle bit to hold it and a bigger bit on other end to hit them with!

    Other then that, a single piece of paper and a near empty bottle of water, a fire extinguisher... and a steel pen...

    Set...


  • #38
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    F*!k I left my gun to my right.

    Guess i'll take my xbox controller, no joke i'm pretty deadly at Dead Rising, shant be a problem ;)


  • #39
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    I've a lamp and a bedside locker.What I do have is a window beisde my bed,on the ground floor and my bike is outside,it'd be F*cking freezing but I can be to safety in moments and come back better prepared[read:with something smashey from the building site up the road]

    Also,just throwing it out there;Would wrapping a zeds in a duvet buy you much time? surely it'd wreck their movement for a minute or two


  • #40
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    eh right now it's this

    GIBSON%20SG.jpg

    damn it'll get wrecked :(


  • #41
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭hare05


    Ok, looks like I'll be beating zombies to undeath with... a pink and white striped paper bag containing a few kola kubes. And a McDonalds coupon.

    I'm screwed, but at least I'll be going down before diabetes sets in.


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  • #42
    5live
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,438 ✭✭✭5live


    adser53 wrote: »
    To my right I've a pen and A4 pad so no good there.
    Well you could write a nasty letter threatening dire consequences if they continue to trespass:D:D. I have a TV/DVD player with a Dora dvd. Just hit play and wait to see will my head or the zombies explode first. Either way i'm sorted;)


  • #43
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,155 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    My New Rocks.. At least they are kinda useful.


  • #44
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Ginja Ninja wrote: »
    Also,just throwing it out there;Would wrapping a zeds in a duvet buy you much time? surely it'd wreck their movement for a minute or two

    Wrappin a fully mobile human in a duvet can slow them down considerably, if youcould tie it off with the Z inside that should buy you a few hous o figure out which end to stomp on


  • #45
    CiDeRmAn
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,729 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    My petrol strimmer, especially if they attack during the summer, in day time, on my day off, when I'm in the garden, a lot of provisos I know but the sight of a Z head being split through the jaw with it could be worth holding them off till then.

    Also, my neighbour has a 4 wheel drive tractor with all sorts of attachments, just disregard every safety protocol and fire it up, hit them with the baler for example!
    Mmmm, nice!


  • #46
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,865 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    a pile of old hard drives that i could throw at their head and a USB talking Yoda
    "mmm! Zombies there are! kill them you will not!"
    Untitled Image




  • #47
    MajorMax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    To my left is an stanley knife (don't ask why I have a stanley knife in an office) a cheap fake leatherman and assorted staples. To my right is a stapler and a serrated 4 inch letter opener. The emergency exit is 10 feet away from me. I think I would stand a good chance of surviving and getting out of the building


  • #48
    Serephucus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,181 ✭✭✭Serephucus


    As I'm ok with a staff, my weapon of choice would be a double ended sword staff. :P


  • #49
    Cork boy 55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    shaolin spade
    Spade.jpg

    weapon10monksspade.jpg


  • #50
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭hare05


    Cork boy 55 wrote: »
    shaolin spade
    Spade.jpg

    weapon10monksspade.jpg

    Pretty damn useless indoors.


  • #51
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    hare05 wrote: »
    Pretty damn useless indoors.
    thats why the guy in the picture is outdoors :pac:

    and I wouldn't be so sure, the top of the spade is actually sharpened as well so you could thrust it towards a Z and still keep and alright distance from it

    it's one of my main weapons of choice


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