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On the phone to that windows scam

  • 10-12-2010 02:17PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭


    what should i do??:D

    apparently c:\windows\inf*.pnf are viruses!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Hang up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    tell him someone told you deleting system32 would speed up computer, and ask his advice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Tell him/her you'll be right back.
    Put phone down.
    Go to lunch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,056 ✭✭✭✭BostonB


    Cancel your landline...


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Give them remote access to your PC along with your Credit Card details.

    They'll fix all your problems.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    nah i went thru the whole first process of buyin something with me credit card of 24x7pchelp.com
    then they put me onto another bloke who told me to download something from ammyy.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    have a ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    lol so i figure that download was the server they connect in with. THey wanted a 7digit number off me so i made one up. then they were tryin to connect in and wanted me to click "accept" but sure i didnt have it open in the first place! Cue about 3 or 4 others tryin to help me connect. they even got me to ping google to see if i was online. was about to tell him the problem was his side and had he tried turnin it off and on again....but it seems they actually gave up and just hung up on me! :(

    weird tho how they knew this house number and my fathers name.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    biko wrote: »
    Tell him/her you'll be right back.
    Put phone down.
    Go to lunch.

    FYI, i tried to say that and asked for a contact number to ring them back. they werent having any of it! Got passed onto a stern "head supervisor" woman who asked me why i wanted the number and then began to tell me they from from "Windows"! I asked was that part of Microsoft and she said "NO, MS is a big company and this service centre is a sub-part of Windows" or some bollix like that.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I don't understand... did you take these people seriously?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,056 ✭✭✭✭BostonB


    He was paying with them for amusement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    I don't understand... did you take these people seriously?

    ye between college and work, i've about 10 years of computers behind me! i was tryin to get info about them. I got 2 of their websites so if anyone knows a way to get them shut down, let me know. I know they're both hosted by GoDaddy so surely thats a breach of the ToS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭GSV


    Take off and nuke the site from orbit?

    In fairness they make their money from what used to be known in IT support as PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair) types.

    They're just chancing their arm that they'll get through to a complete tool
    using the principle that a complete tool and his money are easily parted if you can get his account details and sort code. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Do this!

    Last few mins are epic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    haha nice one!

    Thats actually the same as what i got subject to. obviously the same script they're reading off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    1. Turn your speakers up really loudly
    2. Place phone near speakers
    3. Play this :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Tell them you love them and that you want to have their babies, then start making sounds like you are having an orgasm

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Baneblade


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    weird tho how they knew this house number and my fathers name.....

    phonebook probably


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,116 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Never had one of those, but the first thing I would ask is for the IP Address of the machine in question. They say there's a problem with it, so they must have the IP Address, right? If they ask for it, do not give it to them - they should have it already. No? So how did they know it's my machine? My phone number? .:rolleyes:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I would like to hear from someone who has fallen for this.

    They rang my house weeks ago,yer man was sayin your computer is running slow? You may have viruses. I said no its not slow,and no i dont have viruses. I kept asking what company he was from,whatever his answer was i couldn't understand him.After i said i had no problem with my computer he just kept saying he could make it faster if i turned it on.i was just like ah no.go away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭dusty207


    tell him you cant use the pc as the electricity has been cut off. nuthin works, not even the phone

    tell him you've got linux and its running crap, can he help

    tell him you're a jehovahs witness, has he got a few minutes

    tell him you're going to bombay in the new year on holidays, can he recommend any good restaurants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    Sykk wrote: »
    Do this!

    Last few mins are epic.

    lol

    When did you buy you computer ?

    Ehh 20000000 and 100 in may may may may.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    1. Turn your speakers up really loudly
    2. Place phone near speakers
    3. Play this :pac:

    OMG, my browser crashed when I played this and it wouldn't stop, very annoying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭Noreen1


    The first time they called me, I told them I was running a Linux OS.:D
    The second time, I told them I'd heard it all before, and hung up!

    They haven't called back - yet.....:D

    Noreen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    Noreen1 wrote: »
    The first time they called me, I told them I was running a Linux OS.:D
    The second time, I told them I'd heard it all before, and hung up!

    They haven't called back - yet.....:D

    Noreen

    How do you get a call from these people, would love to bait them a little.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭Noreen1


    kjl wrote: »
    How do you get a call from these people, would love to bait them a little.

    I've no idea. Presumably the telephone directory?
    They're no fun to bait, anyway. The guy I spoke to the first time was truly stupid! The guy offering audible prompts in the background wasn't much better.:D

    Noreen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    Just got off the phone with these scumbags, third saturday in a row they've rang here!

    Well, this time I lead him on for about twenty minutes, pretending I couldn't find the keys they wanted me to press. Someone else in the background took over to give it a try, yer man must have been loosing it. I then put my iphone in my docking station and cranked up a bit of Foo Fighters at him. He was like "Sorry, there is some interference!"lol!

    So, bored, in a calm voice, I told him to fcuk off or I would hunt him down and do all sorts of nasty stuff to him and his family. He just rang back and gave me 5 minutes of non stop abuse! Hillarious! He's going to raise my mother from the grave and do bad stuff to her!

    Anyway, I have the number he rang on, someone said they had details of their websites, is it worth taking this info to police? Or am I being incredibly green?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    You should have got the websites off them. I posted the ones they used on me earlier in the thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    It's easy to see through these windows scamers.

    . . . . .getting my coat yada yada


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Put some porn on really loud, make some orgasm noises, ask them to join in....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭Chefburns


    played along with one and made him think i was running a 15 year old computer running windows 95 with 64mb of ram and a 0.8GHz processor the twat actually believed me and i convinced him to hang up!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Noreen1 wrote: »
    I've no idea. Presumably the telephone directory?
    They're no fun to bait, anyway. The guy I spoke to the first time was truly stupid! The guy offering audible prompts in the background wasn't much better.:D

    Noreen

    Beg to differ Nozzer, got a fair bit of racist/homophobic/sexual/intellectual/religious insults off my chest in my encounter.

    The lad gave back as good as he got in fairness,but was no match for the auld Flutther.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Get one of them fog horns you would hear at a GAA match and when they ring blow it down the phone at them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,056 ✭✭✭✭BostonB


    As sharp as spoon as ever the media now on it...

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/warning-over-cybercrime-scam-485504.html


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭woodsy2


    Got this call a few time recently as well, oddly he knew my name (I'm not the one listed in the house), naturally I told him where to shove it.

    Just in case, I thought I'd ring my grandparents to let them know not to entertain any such calls (not that I thought they'd really fall for it anyway).
    5 minutes later, my grandad rings me back to say that the same guy had rang him :eek:, and that he had great fun screaming abuse at the lad on the phone.

    The Elderly 1 - Scammers 0 :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭JOSman


    My wife gave them control of the computer. I had to rebuild it in case it was compromised.

    Anyway, they called again with the same story and I told them "that I didn't own a computer". Haven't heard from them since.

    Keep cool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    JOSman wrote: »
    My wife gave them control of the computer. I had to rebuild it in case it was compromised.

    Anyway, they called again with the same story and I told them "that I didn't own a computer". Haven't heard from them since.

    Keep cool.

    This is what happens when you let her out of the kitchen!


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