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Should farting be banned in public places?

  • 07-02-2011 11:58PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭


    I can't believe this isn't a serious election issue. Micheál Martin has already banned smoking in public places, surely farting is worse, especially in pubs. Since the smoking ban came into effect farts have become a lot more 'obvious'. :)
    Malawi row over whether new law bans farting


    Two of Malawi's most senior judicial officials are arguing over whether a new bill includes a provision that outlaws breaking wind in public.
    Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency".
    "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio.
    However, he was directly contradicted by Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga, who says the reference to "fouling the air" means pollution.
    "How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalising farting in public is beyond me," he said, adding that the prohibition contained in the new law has been in place since 1929.
    The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."
    Mr Chaponda, a trained lawyer, insists that this includes farting.
    "Would you be happy to see people farting anyhow?" he asked on the popular "Straight Talk" programme on Malawi's Capital Radio.
    He said that local chiefs would deal with any offenders.
    When asked whether it could be enforced, he said it would be similar to laws banning urinating in public.

    Link http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    WTF am i suppost to do, explode?:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭Im Only 71Kg


    smell you later man..smell you later for ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    You cant beat a ripping good fart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    No excuse not to, enforcement would be so simple, we could just deploy thermal imaging cams everywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Its the "follow through'ers" we should be worrying about.


    Staining the chairs...pfft!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    It would be a law against men because apparently women don't fart... according to women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    I got wind of a story like this before,on April 1st.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    Oh gosh...if someone farted by mistake, why should they be punished for that? Not everyone can hold it in ALL the time...

    Although I know some people who really should hold it in forever because it just stinks up the whole place...rotten eggs yum...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭AnneElizabeth


    <Ollie> wrote: »
    Should farting be banned in public places?

    Yes. Definitely.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Male and female regular farts are fine. But womens front bum farts should be banned in public place I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    Male and female regular farts are fine. But womens front bum farts should be banned in public place I suppose.


    But...but...they smell like perfume...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    It would be a law against men because apparently women don't fart... according to women

    Fanny farts are funny though..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Look we all know the way this would go down.


    The new Government will impose a no farting ban...


    ...pubs etc will provide 10ft x 10ft enclosures for people to shuffle off to, "fart Boxes" they will be called!

    Who the hell is gona pick up chicks in a fart box?


    So Mick, where did you meet your lovely wife? Oh i spotted her in the corner of the fart box in Lillies a few years ago.

    Sexy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    I for one welcome our flatulent overlords.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Absolutely not. Farting is the very pinnacle of wit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Farts are one of the most hilarious things in existance. Plus, if South Park has taught me anything, people need to fart in order not to explode!! So no, never ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    One of the most beautiful scenes in American film.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    yes and also smoking while there at it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Silent but deadly...

    No-one will ever know!

    Unless those pesky CSI's can trace the gas molecules back to me, some kind of fart-print as you will...

    Then i'm screwed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    benwavner wrote: »
    Look we all know the way this would go down.


    The new Government will impose a no farting ban...


    ...pubs etc will provide 10ft x 10ft enclosures for people to shuffle off to, "fart Boxes" they will be called!

    Who the hell is gona pick up chicks in a fart box?


    So Mick, where did you meet your lovely wife? Oh i spotted her in the corner of the fart box in Lillies a few years ago.

    Sexy!

    lmao... wonder if the dude in the lol thread will spot that.

    funny, i was picturing a fart box the size of an old call box. be pretty bloody rancid in there if youd wanna be sure the smoking box was far far away - if someone lit a match... eep....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Women don't fart, apart from Brooke Shields and that was only once.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Male and female regular farts are fine. But womens front bum farts should be banned in public place I suppose.
    No they should be encouraged.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    But...but...they smell like perfume...

    Yeah. Eau de Arse.


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