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I've got terrible wind today!

Richard Dower · 2011-02-11 21:17:06

:( ...it's not funny, 'cause it's kinda painful....especially when it gets trapped and can't move :( , then it fires down the tube and blasts out! I've been letting loose for 2 hours, i wish i could bottle this stuff...it could run my gas fire for a few days. Yes, i'm bored.

11-02-2011 09:17PM

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...it's not funny, 'cause it's kinda painful....especially when it gets trapped and can't move , then it fires down the tube and blasts out!

I've been letting loose for 2 hours, i wish i could bottle this stuff...it could run my gas fire for a few days.

Yes, i'm bored.

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#2 11-02-2011 09:20PM

Degag

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My advice: Go for a shít.

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#3 11-02-2011 09:22PM

rednik

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Buy a kite.

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#4 11-02-2011 09:23PM

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Take some peppermint oil

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#5 11-02-2011 09:24PM

Hank_Jones

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Don't post about it on boards?

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#6 11-02-2011 09:26PM

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stick a tuba to ur ass and play a tune.. it wont solve the problem but it will kill the boredom

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#7 11-02-2011 09:27PM

My name is URL

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Set them on fire

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#8 11-02-2011 09:27PM

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I love inhaling mine.

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#9 11-02-2011 09:29PM

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Farts are always funny.

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#10 11-02-2011 09:29PM

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Degag wrote: »

My advice: Go for a shít.

Tons of it here:

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=17416825#

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#11 11-02-2011 09:37PM

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Amount of times people slag Facebook saying it's for idiots who post their every thought.

And yet here were are with a thread about trapped wind

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#12 11-02-2011 09:41PM

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Don't go to Mali
and don't vote for any party in the election that might tax it..

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#13 11-02-2011 09:46PM

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[...]

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#14 11-02-2011 10:04PM

Kasabian

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OP are you Flutt light?

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#15 11-02-2011 10:18PM

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Anita Blow wrote: »

Amount of times people slag Facebook saying it's for idiots who post their every thought.

And yet here were are with a thread about trapped wind

Blow not celebrating wind? Doesn't seem right somehow.

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#16 11-02-2011 10:21PM

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peppermint cordial ( learnt that after 2 sections)

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#17 11-02-2011 10:25PM

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Go to bed and let them go under the duvet... then waft it up and down and enjoy the smell hitting you in the face; its even more fun if you have a wife to share it with - gives a good even waft:D

Doesn't work with girlfriends though.. have to be your wife first.

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#18 11-02-2011 10:35PM

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Careful a harmless and amusing fart doesn't turn into a potentially tragic shart. Could ruin an important meeting, interview or first date.

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#19 11-02-2011 10:43PM

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Anita Blow wrote: »

Amount of times people slag Facebook saying it's for idiots who post their every thought.

And yet here were are with a thread about trapped wind

Your point being ?

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#20 11-02-2011 10:51PM

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Mike 1972 wrote: »

Your point being ?

Anita is calling me an idiot, which is a fair assement

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#21 11-02-2011 10:52PM

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FFS Richard.

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#22 11-02-2011 11:00PM

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Just enjoy it...

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#23 11-02-2011 11:41PM

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phill106 wrote: »

Just enjoy it...

Hah! Nothing like a good fart. Except when you are around people and you are afraid it will smell :S

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#24 11-02-2011 11:50PM

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Um...okay?

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#25 11-02-2011 11:53PM

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No point being polite and holding it in just let it rip and blame it on someone else.

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#26 11-02-2011 11:53PM

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Richard Dower wrote: »

...it's not funny, 'cause it's kinda painful....especially when it gets trapped and can't move , then it fires down the tube and blasts out!

I've been letting loose for 2 hours, i wish i could bottle this stuff...it could run my gas fire for a few days.

Yes, i'm bored.

It'll all blow over soon enough.

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#27 11-02-2011 11:55PM

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Op if you can manage to hold it in until a representative from Fianna
Fail calls to your door and asks what you think of them blow one straight in their faces !!
Then again it is a shame to waste one on those fcukers

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