Have you ever bought anything off the Tele?

Oranage2 · 27-04-2011 03:07AM #1

You know the late night ads that do be on mostly work out machines.

eg.

Me never but i remember my mother buying some crappy CD collection - they kept sending her a different one every month and charging her so she had to stop -

Sister bought a stepper machine - she used it once and left it in her shed for a year.

House mate, she got some ab buster machine were you get instant abs -

They all have one thing in common - all female - all idiots -

So have ye eve bought anything and do you use it?

Hurricane-Dean · 27-04-2011 03:08AM

I stupidly bought the fact that the government were on our side

But really................no

J_E · 27-04-2011 03:11AM

We got an Aerobed once. So damn comfy to sleep on.

RachaelVO · 27-04-2011 07:18AM

I bought a hair brush that spins!!! I've used it twice

Orando Broom · 27-04-2011 07:35AM

Greek hero Telemachus known to his friends as Tele now hocks stuff to unwitting fools customers????

daber · 27-04-2011 07:38AM

I didn't but foolishly i did ring that late night quiz show tv 3 had, what a rip off that was!!

Saila · 27-04-2011 07:56AM

No but nearly bought one of those Total Gym machines, but Chuck Norris used one was on demonstrating it..how could I resist :eek:

I did..

/I usually get my crap in jokeshops anyway..

Saila · 27-04-2011 08:00AM

I remember being in my aunties house years ago and she had one of those bowl chopping vegetable slicer things, she was happy with it then and had it for years at that time.

CrazyRabbit · 27-04-2011 08:30AM

Every time my TV knocks at my front door trying to sell me something, I just pretend that I'm not home.

BluesBerry · 27-04-2011 08:40AM

After seeing south park episode on that shake thingy the is no way in hell that I would ever purchase on now :eek:

I have been tempted many times in the early hours of the morning if i fell asleep with the telly on to buy mops, vegetable choppers, steam machines and even your baby can read programme (I done even have a baby but they sound so convincing) but cant be arsed to get out of bed to find the phone

orourkeda · 27-04-2011 08:45AM

Saila wrote: »

No but nearly bought one of those Total Gym machines, but Chuck Norris used one was on demonstrating it..how could I resist :eek:

I did..

/I usually get my crap in jokeshops anyway..

I read this quickly and thought it said I crap myself in jokeshops

kfallon · 27-04-2011 08:47AM

Not bought anything but once rang one of those 'chat' lines I saw during an ad break to talk to some bird in her stockings and knickers! Jaysus she had some potty mouth on her, telling me she was gonna shove her big sweaty gee in me face, she wanted me to leave her boobs looking like a painters radio and she basically wanted to give me a 'prostate massage' the likes of which no professional doctor would administer.....well she got me going and I had to crack one off....just wish Mam & Dad hadn't stayed up to watch the last part of Vincent Brown tho :pac:

hardCopy · 27-04-2011 09:53AM

Never bought anything, but I'm still waiting for my friends/family to take the hint and get me a snuggie.

flash1080 · 27-04-2011 09:55AM

From the poll results it's clear that it's mostly women who buy stuff off the tv.

stupidusername · 27-04-2011 10:24AM

I tried to ring the 'party line' the other night when a friend was over. no go though. dunno why. something to do with my network. so jealous of that party :mad:

kfallon · 27-04-2011 10:39AM

stupidusername wrote: »

I tried to ring the 'party line' the other night when a friend was over. no go though. dunno why. something to do with my network. so jealous of that party :mad:

If your name's not down, you're not coming in :P

stupidusername · 27-04-2011 10:40AM

kfallon wrote: »

If your name's not down, you're not coming in :P

ok

kfallon · 27-04-2011 11:12AM

stupidusername wrote: »

ok

If it was up to me I'd let you in but I don't make the rules!

Btw if you do get your name on the list please don't forget to leave your keys in the bowl upon entering the venue

TeddyTedson · 27-04-2011 11:45AM

kfallon wrote: »

Not bought anything but once rang one of those 'chat' lines I saw during an ad break to talk to some bird in her stockings and knickers! Jaysus she had some potty mouth on her, telling me she was gonna shove her big sweaty gee in me face, she wanted me to leave her boobs looking like a painters radio and she basically wanted to give me a 'prostate massage' the likes of which no professional doctor would administer.....well she got me going and I had to crack one off....just wish Mam & Dad hadn't stayed up to watch the last part of Vincent Brown tho :pac:

:pac::pac::pac:
You paint quite the picture!

kfallon · 27-04-2011 12:00PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac:
You paint quite the picture!

So did she!!! Left me in no doubt she was gonna do things to me that you wouldn't do to a farmyard animal :pac:

UglyBolloxFace · 27-04-2011 12:55PM

Orando Broom wrote: »

Greek hero Telemachus known to his friends as Tele now hocks stuff to unwitting fools customers????

Yawn.

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Every time my TV knocks at my front door trying to sell me something, I just pretend that I'm not home.

Double yawn.

Cybercubed · 28-04-2011 04:47PM

My mam is a big fan of price drop. A lot of our household goods come from there.

Thrill · 28-04-2011 04:57PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Yawn.

Double yawn.

Tired? Go to bed and get some shut-eye.

Thrill wrote:

Tired? Go to bed and get some shut-eye.

Yawn.

CrazyRabbit · 28-04-2011 06:08PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Yawn.

Double yawn.

You should see if you can buy a copy of the AH charter off the Tele. If you don't like a post, just scroll past it.

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