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Pi$$ing after masturbation

  • 22-07-2011 11:33PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4


    I have been masturbating for a few years.

    However for about a year i have been having a problem where for whatever reason after masturbation i will feel an overwhelming urge to urinate (it feels like i need to empty a bucket from my bladder) and i will sit down to the toilet and realese whatever amount of urine that is in my bladder but no matter how much there is the undieing urge to urinate still remains.

    It doesnt happen very often and at times it will be worse than others but i am often reduced to begging god for mercy (i am not lieing i litterally have to do it its so bad) and it happens about 1-2 times every 2 months.

    I also have a slight pain in my urethra just bellow the tip of my penis. This whole problem is very worrying.

    Also i have found when larger amounts of semen are ejactulated the problem does not occur but when i have a large orgasm with not much semen coming out i get the problem. And somehow massaging the scrotum during masturbation also help relieve the problem significantly.

    oh and i also forgot to note that the unbearable deasire to urinate will eventually calm down in an hour or so.

    I would very much like to get some help on what exactly is wrong with me as it is very, very, very uncomfortable and would not like to have it as part of my life in the many years to come, thanks in advance.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    Legitimate medical advice forum with real doctors is that way

    >


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭5T3PH3N


    Lol, you're male and you sit down to piss?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    OP is taking the piss!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Ha deadly.


    Get your cock to the Doc!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    GO TO A F*CKING DOCTOR!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 mick.m


    Blast it wi- nvm, too easy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I have been masturbating for a few years.

    However for about a year i have been having a problem where for whatever reason after masturbation i will feel an overwhelming urge to urinate (it feels like i need to empty a bucket from my bladder) and i will sit down to the toilet and realese whatever amount of urine that is in my bladder but no matter how much there is the undieing urge to urinate still remains.

    It doesnt happen very often and at times it will be worse than others but i am often reduced to begging god for mercy (i am not lieing i litterally have to do it its so bad) and it happens about 1-2 times every 2 months.

    I also have a slight pain in my urethra just bellow the tip of my penis. This whole problem is very worrying.

    Also i have found when larger amounts of semen are ejactulated the problem does not occur but when i have a large orgasm with not much semen coming out i get the problem. And somehow massaging the scrotum during masturbation also help relieve the problem significantly.

    oh and i also forgot to note that the unbearable deasire to urinate will eventually calm down in an hour or so.

    I would very much like to get some help on what exactly is wrong with me as it is very, very, very uncomfortable and would not like to have it as part of my life in the many years to come, thanks in advance.

    There's your problem!
    Give it a rest! I only **** for like 10 minutes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    It's gods way of telling you to go get laid by a lady rather than Pam, her 4 slutty daughters and their fat friend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    OP is a wanker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    In before the Lock / Move. Ye've talked to thousands of strangers. Now talk to ye Doctor.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Could be a dose of thrush!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    coke & hookers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Go see a doctor.

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