What is the purpose of your life?

To lurk on boards and give thanks to people who say what im thinking.

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before,
And hear the lamentations of the women.

To consume breakfast rolls.

To be buried balls deep in Bibi Baskin

To closely follow the lives of celebrities.

To help others
I hate it, I really do why would I want the stress of others misfortunes.
I'm not sure either but I have to do it, I could see myself being a counselor down the road.

But also to have a good time right
I think its so easy to get caught up in the trappings of society, living most of your life thinking your main aim in life is for your children, mortgage, career, waist size etc.

amacca wrote: »

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why do you hate yourself so much?

ps: :eek:

Why are you so blind? Bibi is Gods daughter. Sent here to spirit me away in her warm soaky chariot

D1stant wrote: »

Why are you so blind? Bibi is Gods daughter. Sent here to spirit me away in her warm soaky chariot

is she incontinent too?

Purpose? Me, I'm waiting for the s**t to hit the fan, just so I can say "I told you so". Abstract-sounding economic situations such as the recession in Ireland and the US Federal Debt Ceiling are but cracks in a very big dam.

Initially, my purpose in life was to sh!t myself as much as possible after eating vegetable flavoured mush, all the while making my mother cry and my father drink.

Then, it was to sh!t myself a little less while making mountains out of molehills and being amazed by simple things, like the colour of the sky and the delicious taste of coal.

After that, it was to be the first in the family to get kicked out of Primary School, a feat i nearly managed while in 5th class by lifting up girls skirts.

Secondary Schools purpose was, for the first 4 years, to avoid being put upside-down into a bin and cry at myself for being small and ginger. The last 2 years purpose was to at least get to smell the panties of the girl i lusted after for the first 4 years (which i managed, not that she knows).

Then we had those 2 years in a private college, funded by mammy and my future earnings, a waste of which and 2 years of no purpose.

The my purpose was to find a job so i could pay for my gaming addiction, followed closely by my fondness of alcohol and making a tw@ of myself while on work nights out.

Now, my purpose is to keep paying the mortgage until i win the lotto.

To entertain my parents. For some reason they find me very entertaining. I find that I sometimes make decisions just to please them. Only child syndrome. After that just enjoy myself, live life.

*Obviously they don't know everything :cool:*

To find the grail