Stupid Questions that are Stupid

Balfie · 13-09-2011 06:56PM #1

Anyone else think of stupid questions that no one knows the answer to? Well People possibly do know the answers to the questions, but alot of them make no sense.

Like,

What's the youngest you can die of old age?

or

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

or

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

or

Can you cry under water?

or

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

or

Where does the smell go if a space man farts in space in a space suit?

Any one got any more?

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 06:58PM

oh no, you got me curious about all those questions now

Latchy · 13-09-2011 06:59PM

Did Kamakzi pilots wear safety belts ?

If your daughter marrys Jessie James do your outlaws become your inlaws ?

mackg · 13-09-2011 07:00PM

As far as the toaster question goes I use higher settings to cook waffles.

Taco Corp · 13-09-2011 07:02PM

No such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.

Aoifey! · 13-09-2011 07:02PM

Balfie wrote: »

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 07:04PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

surprisingly there are loads of twin boardsies.

Irish Guitarist · 13-09-2011 07:07PM

When men start getting older why do they lose the hair on their head but start growing more hair in their nose and ears?

Sky King · 13-09-2011 07:07PM

mackg wrote: »

As far as the toaster question goes I use higher settings to cook waffles.

Yeah and toast bread DIRECTLY from frozen.

anndub · 13-09-2011 07:10PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

No need, the answer is no.

puzzle factory · 13-09-2011 07:13PM

evey time my buddys in the car and a truck passes,he always sez wheres that goin now? does my head in,oh and he knocks on every thing he's thinking of buying,dosnt matter if its a car or shoes

General General · 13-09-2011 07:13PM

If a bear was baptised a Roman Catholic, would that mean that the Pope would sh!t in the woods? If so, but he was alone, would it make a shroud?

Guill · 13-09-2011 07:14PM

Whydont you call your mp3 player an Ipod like everyone else??

Cause it's not a ****in IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dravokivich · 13-09-2011 07:18PM

Balfie wrote: »

Where does the smell go if a space man farts in space in a space suit?

He would of spoilt his air supply.

Could you imagine breathing yer own farts?

J. Marston · 13-09-2011 07:18PM

Can you cry under water?

This intrigues me.

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 07:18PM

Sky King wrote: »

Yeah and toast bread DIRECTLY from frozen.

Jesus, what's the hurry?

Forest Master · 13-09-2011 07:21PM

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

BBDBB · 13-09-2011 07:24PM

why is abbreviated such a long word?

why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?

Balfie · 13-09-2011 07:28PM

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

Sky King · 13-09-2011 07:30PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Jesus, what's the hurry?

You just can't handle life on on the edge man. Fast cars, fast toast, and fast women, that's how the KING rolls.

mikeyboy · 13-09-2011 07:54PM

Guill wrote: »

Whydont you call your mp3 player an Ipod like everyone else??

Cause it's not a ****in IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine is a Creative Zen Touch 2 (nice formatting btw)

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 08:43PM

Balfie wrote: »

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

I'll go with no to the first one, 'cos when deprived of hearing themselves while speaking, stutterers generally stop.

The Chameleon wouldn't recognise itself and would turn whatever was the appropriate colour for seeing another Chameleon, which is social signalling rather than primarily camouflage. Probably a darker colour for anger and threat.

I would so love to have a go at answering all the questions in the thread.

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 08:48PM

Latchy wrote: »

Did Kamakzi pilots wear safety belts ?

I'm going with yes, 'cos taking off from a aircraft carrier or hitting turbulence unsecured could see a pilot knocked out and unable to complete his mission.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 08:49PM

Do so kev

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 08:50PM

stupidusername wrote: »

Do so kev

That's all the encouragment I need to make a futile effort like that, let's roll :pac:

Deki · 13-09-2011 09:38PM

If I had 100 apples and I threw half of them at you and hit you .09 percent of the time how many apples would I HAVE LEFT?

Storminateacup · 13-09-2011 09:45PM

You'd have 100 half apples

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 09:49PM

Deki wrote: »

If I had 100 apples and I threw half of them at you and hit you .09 percent of the time how many apples would I HAVE LEFT?

50 for a short time, then 100 when I threw the first 50 back at you.

Deki · 13-09-2011 09:52PM

I left long ago... Well ran away I guess.
How long will it take you to catch up to me?

puzzle factory · 14-09-2011 04:22PM

what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

stupidusername · 14-09-2011 05:00PM

puzzle factory wrote: »

what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

*brain explodes*

Princess Peach · 14-09-2011 05:30PM

Why is the cuckoos nest the bin of After Hours?

Why am I so itchy?

Deki · 14-09-2011 09:12PM

The cuckoos nest is not really a forum it was sort of an experimental dumping ground
sort of like burying the toxic waste out in the boonies where years later things seep out and cause strange mutations. That is the real reason there are no thanks allowed.
Ah, and that probably is the explanation for your itchiness. You don't have any little itchy nubs might be turning into an extra limb do you? I'd keep an eye open for any changes - you know scaly patches of fish skin or maybe a set of gills opening beneath your arms?

Do you spend a lot of time in the nest?

Matt Holck · 14-09-2011 09:24PM

a fair amount

put this on

banana%20boat.jpg

http://www.reallifedeals.com/?p=3904

Deki · 14-09-2011 09:27PM

I will but it may be too late for some of us. It would explain that one around here that yells so much. You know the tentacled one. I think AH toxic dumps have taken their toll on him poor thing.

Capt'n Midnight · 16-09-2011 11:31PM

Balfie wrote: »

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original books. The new monk went to the head monk to ask him about this. He pointed out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk said, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' The head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody had seen him, so one of the monks went downstairs to look for him. He heard a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and found the old monk leaning over one of the original books, crying.

He asked what was wrong.

'The word is celebrate', sobbed the head monk.

Capt'n Midnight · 16-09-2011 11:37PM

Balfie wrote: »

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

if you ignore mutations and crossing over then the chances are 8,388,608 to 1
(because we have 23 chromosome pairs)

Of course the odds go down if they have more than one kid each

Deki · 16-09-2011 11:59PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

'The word is celebrate', sobbed the head monk.

Poor old thing all those years wasted.

Are we just characters in someone elses dream? And if so whose dreaming up this stuff?:(

Kevin Duffy · 17-09-2011 12:02AM

Deki wrote: »

Are we just characters in someone elses dream? And if so whose dreaming up this stuff?:(

It's my dream. I can control my dreams. What would you like to happen next?

hondasam · 17-09-2011 12:06AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

It's my dream. I can control my dreams. What would you like to happen next?

OH kevin you know what a filthy mind I have:p

Kevin Duffy · 17-09-2011 12:14AM

hondasam wrote: »

OH kevin you know what a filthy mind I have:p

You're already in there. You won't believe what happens next for you. You wouldn't believe some of the things that have already happened!

hondasam · 17-09-2011 12:16AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

You're already in there. You won't believe what happens next for you. You wouldn't believe some of the things that have already happened!

I would believe it

Kevin Duffy · 17-09-2011 12:18AM

hondasam wrote: »

I would believe it

You even drew a picture of part of it there........

Deki · 17-09-2011 01:30AM

Just stay asleep is all I'm asking at least a while longer. I'd hate for my life to be over because you had to make a bathroom trip in the middle of the night...

Matt Holck · 17-09-2011 01:56AM

puzzle factory wrote: »

what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

thighs bend forward
knees bend forward
ankle bend forward
spiral legs doesn't walk
it rolls

Sarky · 17-09-2011 10:01AM

Just answer the damn question.

Capt'n Midnight · 17-09-2011 12:07PM

Deki wrote: »

Poor old thing all those years wasted.

Are we just characters in someone elses dream? And if so whose dreaming up this stuff?:(

IIRC it's recursive

but the fact that there are things you don't know shows that there is more to then universe than your consciousness.

Though in your case it may actually be a hamster pulling the strings.

Storminateacup · 17-09-2011 01:29PM

If our knees bent the other way we could stand on our knees and drag the rest of the leg behind us as we walk up and down temple bar like a freakshow using our disability to extort money from gullible tourists

Matt Holck · 17-09-2011 04:21PM

puzzle factory wrote: »

what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

http://www.freakingnews.com/Man-in-a-Hamster-Wheel-Pictures-64179.asp

Deki · 17-09-2011 11:33PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

IIRC it's recursive

but the fact that there are things you don't know shows that there is more to then universe than your consciousness.

Though in your case it may actually be a hamster pulling the strings.

I was never under the misapprehension that I was the dreamer (I would not have this dream if someone paid me):o

Are you claiming to be a string pulling hamster?:mad:

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