Should I finish my work, or get langers?

The Scientician wrote: »

Well should I? I've had a couple of cans of Bulmer's but still well within the parameters of being able to do my work that's due in the morning. Should I do it or up the ante with some more booze?

Here here! Get langered, pissed, stoned, cúnted, banged, sniff some coke of the anal ring of a portugese hooker, smash some cúnts face in just because he looked at you in a queer way, fúck him, he shouldnt have been staring at you or your birds arse, bring two women back to your hotel room, and use one as a makeshift condom to fúck the other, or go bareback, because lets face it youll probably jizz on their face and fúck them right out of there, just in time to order a pizza from room service, then when the big titted night porter delivers it, you shove your knob inside the pizza asking her "fancy some pepperoni?", then you fúck her too, and then she invites her hot asian friend up, whos just after breaking up with her boyfriend because there was "sum ting wong", so they snog each other for your pleasure while you fap yourself to oblivion.