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So now we know religeon doesn't exsist,what do you all think created us?

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  • #32
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    antodeco wrote: »
    FBD.

    FBD my arse! I saved a fortune on my policy switching to 123.ie.


  • #33
    Lone Stone
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    The Annunaki :eek:


  • #34
    Dotrel
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    Get with the programme. 4-3-3 or 4-5-1 is the way to go

    For now it's popular. But like most religeons it's just a fad. Technically 4-6-0 is the inevitable future of religeon but I still think 4-4-2 if you belief involves strong hard running prophets who can receive the scriptures and hold them up for disciples to push up and follow them to the promised land.


  • #35
    BOHtox
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    Westlife split up. But I reckon they'll be back in a few years but with B-Mac. A Take That sort of reunion


  • #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dotrel wrote: »
    For now it's popular. But like most religeons it's just a fad. Technically 4-6-0 is the inevitable future of religeon but I still think 4-4-2 if you belief involves strong hard running prophets who can receive the scriptures and hold them up for disciples to push up and follow them to the promised land.

    Midfield general prophets sitting in front of the back 10


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  • #37
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" first appeared in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005, protesting the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to permit the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes.[3] In the letter, Henderson parodied the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs. Henderson further called for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism to be allotted equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution.[4]


  • #38
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    BOHtox wrote: »
    Westlife split up. But I reckon they'll be back in a few years but with B-Mac. A Take That sort of reunion

    with B Mac in the lone striker role


  • #39
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,239 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    antodeco wrote: »
    FBD. Although there was no garden. Or Adam. Or eve.

    Wrong! I know an Adam and an Eve. And a garden.

    And I'd play 2-4-4. Attack!


  • #40
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Thrill wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

    Its now apparent that non religious people are prone to idiocy too


  • #41
    BOHtox
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    with B Mac in the lone striker role

    Louis playing in the hole:eek:


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  • #42
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,309 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    I would say religion can exist independently of a God/Creator/whateveryourehavingyourself.


  • #43
    ejmaztec
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    If religion didn't exist God would invent it.


  • #44
    KeithAFC
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    The Orange god.. ;)


  • #45
    laoch na mona
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    i created us


  • #46
    desertcircus
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    Kaneda_ wrote: »
    The flying spagetti monster?

    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself. Goddammit, that's BEAUTIFUL.


  • #47
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,571 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    It was Russell's teapot


  • #48
    ArtSmart
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    Pastafarians. bunch a bloody ladle abouts


  • #49
    orourkeda
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    desertcircus wrote: »
    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself. Goddammit, that's BEAUTIFUL.

    Where are the three spelling errors? I can only see one.

    Actually forget this.


  • #50
    Kaneda_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    desertcircus wrote: »
    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself. Goddammit, that's BEAUTIFUL.

    Listen bro,im not an english teacher.i type it like i see it.No need to pretend we're all ancient egyptians writing our entire histoty on papyris paper scroll which are going to be dug up by future gererations and preserved in museums around the globe.

    gnome saying


  • #51
    starbelgrade
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    desertcircus wrote: »
    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself.


    Followed by one big bag of nazi grammar anality.


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  • #52
    noxqs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo


  • #53
    4leto
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    "I wonder if we could contrive some magnificent myth that would in itself carry conviction to our whole community" Plato

    I think the OP might have managed that.


  • #54
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    BOHtox wrote: »
    I wonder what witty way will the mod lock this thread?

    I reckon something like
    "I'm the god, and I lock this thread"

    Give it a bit though. This thread is hilarious


    Im betting on Super rush..with something REALLY witty. *hopefully*


  • #55
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Im gonna go waaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaay out on a crazy assed limb here and surmise that perhaps the OP means "Now that we know God doesnt exist".
    If I am right lets just blunder in with:
    No we dont and never ever will.


  • #56
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,263 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Im betting on Super rush..with something REALLY witty. *hopefully*

    All of the mods move in mysterious ways (so I'm told)


  • #57
    desertcircus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Followed by one big bag of nazi grammar anality.

    Yes. Usually I try to avoid giving vent, but given that A) I'm about the 405th person to mention the spelling, and B) the fact that none of the post actually makes sense, I figured I'd run with it.

    1. Religion does exist.
    2. The existence or otherwise of religion has little or nothing to do with the question of creation.
    3. Asking what created us presupposes that we were created in the first place, rather than simply being the end product of random chance and the workings of evolution.


  • #58
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I dont have the proper vocabulary to explain this properly,and i'm not articulate enough to get it right anyway,it's just that when you think about nature,think about the way things just fit,think about how big our world is,and yet how tiny it is in comparison to anything else we know of in this universe,think of all the things that have to be out there unknown to us,the sheer size of everything,i can't believe that there isn't a god.

    Oh and thinking about all the millions of things that had to have happened for us to exist as we do now...it's just crazy


  • #59
    Kaneda_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Im gonna go waaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaay out on a crazy assed limb here and surmise that perhaps the OP means "Now that we know God doesnt exist".
    If I am right lets just blunder in with:
    No we dont and never ever will.

    Calm down bro.

    We now know for a fact that god doesnt exsist.


  • #60
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Thrill wrote: »
    Bodhidharma wrote: »
    Religion does exist

    But, as the op said, Religeon doesn't.

    pidgeon religeon, Jesus was jive talkin' creole mo'fug


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  • #61
    headmaster
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    Man married a second time, leaves 1st wife and children. They all die eventually from natural causes and now would someone be able to tell me, in an intelligent manner, how God will re-unite who with who and what does he do with the children?


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