Would you talk to Joe? And about what?

lazygal · 22-03-2012 04:57PM #1

Sure, sure, sure, its a disgrace, a disgrace, sure, sure, sure. What would make you pick up the phone to Joe?

Seachmall · 22-03-2012 04:59PM

I'd ring in just to troll other callers.

Casillas · 22-03-2012 04:59PM

Faces Joe, faces...I feckin' see them everywhere

aaronjumper · 22-03-2012 05:02PM

Which Joe, old Joe or young Joe, don't ya know?

scholar007 · 22-03-2012 05:06PM

I'd ask him what he did with the weights.

rednik · 22-03-2012 05:08PM

Just to tell him what a pr*ck he is.

mikemac1 · 22-03-2012 05:13PM

Didn't see it myself Joe but I'm still going to phone it to express how outraged am I

Honestly, why do people phone Joe angry about ads and TV shows and concerts and whatever when they never even saw them???

Nodin · 22-03-2012 05:15PM

Seachmall wrote: »

I'd ring in just to troll other callers.

...you aren't standing out from the crowd there.

Caraville · 22-03-2012 05:18PM

No. Because I'm not a sad ba$tard.

The only people I feel have a genuine cause to call into these shows are people suffering from some major injustice who haven't been listened to by others. 95% of the callers on that show just need to get a hobby and have too much time on their hands.

.... i.e., sad ba$tards.

Sindri · 22-03-2012 05:18PM

I'd make up some outrageous story like a Satanic ring in Roscommon sacrificing sheep to the Devil and Ming Flanagan was the High Priest of it and see how it goes down........

Uriel. · 22-03-2012 05:21PM

Sindri wrote: »

I'd make up some outrageous story like a Satanic ring in Roscommon sacrificing sheep to the Devil and Ming Flanagan was the High Priest of it and see how it goes down........

I'd say it could go straight to court for slander or something of that nature. Go for it

AngryBollix · 22-03-2012 05:27PM

I'd like to start with the words "Listen here Joe ye bollocks......................."

Canis Lupus · 22-03-2012 05:28PM

I'd talk to Joe about his show and the sorta people that ring in. Ironically of course.

shancoduff · 22-03-2012 05:46PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Didn't see it myself Joe but I'm still going to phone it to express how outraged am I

Honestly, why do people phone Joe angry about ads and TV shows and concerts and whatever when they never even saw them???

Yeah, good example of that was when people were going mad about The Rubberbandits on Joe Duffy and not having the capacity to watch an actual video and/or understand satire.

marketty · 22-03-2012 05:48PM

I'd tell him about my neighbours copying me

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2012 05:53PM

id say its a disgrace that he's paid half a million a year for talking like he is sitting in a hair dressers with all the other gossip queens

RichieC · 22-03-2012 05:55PM

I'd probably be put on probation for punching his little rat face.

FatherLen · 22-03-2012 05:56PM

i would ask him if his refrigerator running and when he says oh very funny, i would rob his house.

shancoduff · 22-03-2012 05:58PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

id say its a disgrace that he's paid half a million a year for talking like he is sitting in a hair dressers with all the other gossip queens

Pity it's so easy to drop callers, would love to hear a rant like Pat Kenny got on Frontline with Joe Duffy on the other end! Think it loses its effect if you're not seen being dragged out of a studio.

eth0 · 22-03-2012 06:00PM

If I did go on there I'm sure you'll hear him saying "we seem to have lost eth0 due to technical difficulties" before I even get my trollin session warmed up

cartell_best · 22-03-2012 06:26PM

I would phone up Joe (and God forbid if I did) and ask people who go off in tangents and quite literally go into verbal assaults on to each in order to try to make their point valid, even though their point holds no relevance to certain topics.

hondasam · 22-03-2012 07:01PM

I would like to ask him if he knows about Boards.ie and if he has an account. Does anyone know if he has ever mentioned Boards.ie?

Would you talk to Joe? And about what?

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